If we are wrong, then God is wrong, and that is impossible.
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Though this be madness, there is method in't:
If they are wrong, then God doesn't exist, and it's impossible for a non-existent entity to be wrong.
It's a completely irrelevant argument, but it's not wrong per se.
If you are wrong then the bible (with the passages you usually cherrypick from it) isn´t the word of god, but rather something written entirely by humans.
And you know, considering the questionable the content of the bible and gods appearance in the world in the last 2500 years somehow this seems to be much more likely than the assumption that the bible was written by god (no matter if a god exists or not)
;)
If you're wrong, then god doesn't exist, and the argument ends there.
Talk about spinning round and round in your own bullshit logic.
GOD: WHO PLACED THE EXTRA STUPID, IN THIS ONE? HE WAS DESIGNED FOR IQ 100 NOT -180!!
SATAN(HEAD OF CREATION AND RESEARCH DEPARTMENT): Although the evolution procedure favors higher intelligence. This one seems to go back deliberately, sir. He is one of a kind sir, one of a kind.
God: Make a space for him at the 'Unusual combination of the stupid and the arrogant' exhibition in the human history museum
If we are wrong, then God is wrong, and that is impossible.
Are you so arrogant to think that your theology is perfect, complete, and without fault? It's quite possible for you to be wrong without your "god" being wrong, unless of course, you are admitting that you religion is little more than old, outdated fairy tale taken to an extreme.
I find it rather amusing when fundie go on and on about how the mind of "god" is unknowable for a human, and yet here you are claiming to have that knowledge.
From the same post:
"it is all about the scripture. Once it is quoted-- that really should be the end of any debating, arguing, differences of opinions, other interpretations"
Do they go through life shouting out random bible verses? "Hosea 3:1* - stop arguing!"
*3:1 Then said the LORD unto me, Go yet, love a woman beloved of her friend, yet an adulteress, according to the love of the LORD toward the children of Israel, who look to other gods, and love flagons of wine
Yes, I know it makes no sense
If we are wrong, then God is wrong, and that is impossible.
Uhm? Oh, right. Right.
Whatever. No ketchup with my fries, please.
Have a good day.
"...God made us to be just like him
So, if we're dumb, god is dumb"
And maybe a little ugly on the side"
-Frank Zappa - "Dumb All Over"
If we are wrong, then God is wrong,
So far, so good. Continue with that reasoning. Search the bible and see if there are times when God had to change his mind over things. Compare God never being wrong to the idea of free will.
and that is impossible.
Is it? Why? Is there truly no occasion when God changed his mind? How about free will? Is an omnipotent, infallible God truly compatible with the concept of free will?
So essentially what you are saying is that you are god? Or at least you are saying that you speak for god> Or reducing it further, you know the mind of god? You, sir/madame, are an arrogant bastard. You even defy the words of your own bible.
This, somehow, reminded me of a quote from Ralph Wiggums on The Simpsons:
"Me fail English? That's UNpossible."
You assume that God is on your side.
You assume that God is infallible.
You assume that God exists.
And you know what they say about assumptions. They make an ass out of you and... mptions.
If you are wrong, then you just interpreted God wrong, God's human prophets were wrong, the human prophets weren't prophets, or God doesn't exist. Which are all possible.
2+2=5
You're wrong.
God fails at math.
"Now therefore, behold, the LORD hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the LORD hath spoken evil concerning thee."
- I Kings 22:23 (KJV)
"And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the LORD have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel."
- Ezekiel 14:9 (KJV)
"And he said, I will go out, and be a lying spirit in the mouth of all his prophets. And the LORD said, Thou shalt entice him, and thou shalt also prevail: go out, and do even so."
- II Chronicles 18:21 (KJV)
"And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:"
- II Thessalonians 2:11
Maybe your god is lying to you. According to your bible this is extremely possible.
What is Pi to at least three decimal places, according to your 'God's Word?
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Because of my knowledge of Pi being right , therefore...:
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...in Soviet Britain, God worships you .
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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