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On his inauguration day, [Yes we can] was turned into an anarchist cry, threatening the order that police worked so hard to establish. Some people--even homosexuals and the disabled--went up a down escalator, while the police looked on "haplessly and helplessly" unable or unwilling to stop them going to the inauguration.

BHarlan, Conservapedia - "Yes we can" 93 Comments [1/28/2009 10:41:36 PM]
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#873059
Blackvoice

What?

No, really, what the fuck?

1/28/2009 10:43:21 PM

#873061
Random Man

1. Citation needed. Like fucking NEEDED.
2. Why does that matter?

1/28/2009 10:43:58 PM

#873063
teh_crzy

up a down escalator?

as my father would say, crivens and help me bob (wish I was kidding)

The world surely is coming to an end! the rapture is imminent! Obama is the antichrist! UP THE FREAKING DOWN ELEVATOR!!!!!!!!

1/28/2009 10:46:21 PM

#873070
TauRaven

Are you trying to tell me that it is wrong for disabled people to witness the inauguration of our President... you, sir, should be forced to worked in a home for the developmentally disabled for life.

1/28/2009 10:51:34 PM

#873075
Joules

*pissing self laughing* What, like we used to do in Boots as kids? Oh noes, whatever next?!


1/28/2009 10:56:50 PM

#873076
Chatvert

Out of the millions of people who were there that day for the inauguration, <i>not a one was arrested</i>.

Please jump off a building.

1/28/2009 10:57:16 PM

#873093
tracer

I like how having homosexuals go the wrong way on an escalator makes it SO much more egregious than having ordinary straight and bi people going the wrong way on the escalator.

1/28/2009 11:14:00 PM

#873094
Headache

Ahhhh... It's from Conserv-a-puke!

1/28/2009 11:14:12 PM

#873101
Shadow Boxer

The ultimate in anarchist expression! Going up a down escalator!

1/28/2009 11:17:06 PM

#873107
ParanoidObsessive

"Yes, we can" kinda promote anarchy, in fact.
>_>

1/28/2009 11:19:30 PM

#873131
toth

HOW DARE THOSE FAGS USE AN ESCALATOR FOR A PURPOSE IT WAS NOT MEANT FOR?!?!?!?! THEY HAVE OFFENDED GOD BY DESECRATING HIS MOST HOLY CREATION, THE ESCALATOR!!!

1/28/2009 11:30:11 PM

#873146
Damen

Some people--even homosexuals and the disabled--went up a down escalator,

THE HORROR!

while the police looked on "haplessly and helplessly" unable or unwilling to stop them going to the inauguration.

You mean they were exercising their rights? Oh dear, the world is really ending now.

1/28/2009 11:44:59 PM

#873147
Empress

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

No, seriously. What are you on about?

1/28/2009 11:46:27 PM

#873149
QT

Uh... what? Do you have any evidence for your bullshit claims? No, of course not, it's conservapedia!

1/28/2009 11:46:36 PM

#873154
The Watcher

Those poor, poor police! What could they do when faced with an onslaught of homosexuals going up the down escalator!? OH NOEZ!!!!

1/28/2009 11:52:53 PM

#873164
Faintpraise

This made me laugh till I cried!

Unfortunately if you click onto the source page now, there is just a little reference to Bob the Builder. Which is also funny. But where did it go?! The Conservapedia memory hole??

1/29/2009 12:00:10 AM

#873170
DevilsChaplain

"Some people--even homosexuals and the disabled"

Pfft, fucking undermensch ruining our decent law and order...fuck 'em all.

1/29/2009 12:05:20 AM

#873187
Disgustingly Neutral

People going UP the DOWN escalator!

Next will be cats and dogs sleeping together!

It's the Apocalypse I tells you! The APOCALYPSE!!!!!




1/29/2009 12:15:44 AM

#873193
ArmandT

Funny, I've encountered no reports of vandalism or hooliganism during the inauguration.

1/29/2009 12:19:20 AM

#873197
Sisyphus

OMG people going UP a DOWN escalator?

That's anarchy man!

Anarchy!

Next thing you know dogs and cats will be living together!

Edit: @ disgustingly neutral: Aw you bastard! You beat me to it! I guess great minds think alike. :)

1/29/2009 12:22:23 AM

#873201
Deep Search

People going UP a DOWN escalator!!!?? Even disabled and homosexual people!!??

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!! THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dear GOD, why did you let this happen!!? WHHHHHHHHHHYYY!!!???

1/29/2009 12:28:33 AM

#873205
LabRat

You mean at the metro stations that were allowing people to only leave or only enter?

That was kind of the point.

1/29/2009 12:31:56 AM

#873207
Atheist In A Foxhole

Oh. My. God.

They went UP a down escalator.

Shit.

It must be the end times..

Seriously, get over yourself you dick. Even if what you say is true (and I doubt it), so what?

1/29/2009 12:34:21 AM

#873246
Illuminatalie

What? Not even homosexuals and the disabled? Not that! Going up a down escalator is an act of anarchy..

Do these people even read what they type? A source of innocent merriment! Of innocent merriment!

1/29/2009 12:51:20 AM

#873247
Old Viking

I've flaunted my disregrd for convention for many years. But I've never taken it so far as to up a down elevator.

1/29/2009 12:51:39 AM
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