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I was a scoutmaster and on council staff with the Boy Scouts of America for 11 years in NE Ohio. And can state that 100% of the child molestations and attempted molestations were in fact homosexual in nature.

sleddogs, Free Republic 63 Comments [1/30/2009 11:02:50 PM]
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#875983
lolmax

No shit.

1/30/2009 11:05:28 PM

#875987
aaa

Only in the boy scouts, but what about in the real world?

1/30/2009 11:07:15 PM

#875993
Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat

Yeah, one can only wonder why random women didn't sneak in and try to molest the little boys.

1/30/2009 11:10:49 PM

#876008
Hammurabi

What a shock that the BOY scouts had, in an environment that consisted of ONLY MEN and BOYS, 100% male on male molestation. However, that doesn't mean it was homosexual. Sexual preference in adults does not correlate when it comes to child molestation.

1/30/2009 11:25:27 PM

#876023
Doctor Whom

It's Captain Obvious to the rescue! (trumpet fanfare)

1/30/2009 11:37:55 PM

#876029
My Favorite Henchman

Well, that's because you and your buddies' wives never mentioned the "special" badges they'd had the cute Eagle scouts earn behind your back...

1/30/2009 11:41:21 PM

#876046
Hawker Hurricane

Amazing how an organization like the Boy Scouts only has problems with homosexual molestations...

1/30/2009 11:54:55 PM

#876052
rw23

Well, you should know....

1/30/2009 11:57:40 PM

#876076
DevilsChaplain

Really? I thought there were women disguised as men in the Boy Scouts...

1/31/2009 12:24:23 AM

#876078
Atheist In A Foxhole

I pity the fool...

1/31/2009 12:25:17 AM

#876079
Tepes

I was kinda surprised that some of the other posters showed some common sense and called sleddogs out on his asinine post.

1/31/2009 12:25:21 AM

#876081
tracer

My Favorite Henchman wrote:

"Well, that's because you and your buddies' wives never mentioned the "special" badges they'd had the cute Eagle scouts earn behind your back..."


They have merit badges for Wife Boning?!

Darn it, now I regret never having joined the Boy Scouts.

1/31/2009 12:26:34 AM

#876091
GreenEyedLilo

Yeah, and what would be the odds of that?

I have to wonder exactly how much sleddogs saw.

1/31/2009 12:34:35 AM

#876093
Gar

You made sure and know from experience, amirite?

1/31/2009 12:35:45 AM

#876101
Lainey

Um...

1/31/2009 12:40:34 AM

#876103
Affine Connection

"And can state that 100% of the child molestations and attempted molestations were in fact homosexual in nature. "

And you know this how?

1/31/2009 12:44:41 AM

#876112
SSJPunk

What? In an organization that only allows one sex, all the molestations are gay? Tune in next week to find out that all corpses were alive in the past.

1/31/2009 12:53:40 AM

#876118
The Lazy One

NO, really?

I thought for sure that half of them were really women in disguise!

1/31/2009 1:03:27 AM

#876121
HoJuSimpson


1/31/2009 1:17:55 AM

#876128
Old Viking

You had a lot of that molestation stuff goin' on? There was nothing you adults could do? Or, wait ... never mind.

1/31/2009 1:26:56 AM

#876129
Illuminatalie

(Boy Scout meeting starts.)
Are there any women here today?

1/31/2009 1:27:44 AM

#876158
wackadoodle

So... their was enough child molestation under your watch to get statistics for attempted and actual molestations?

1/31/2009 2:04:47 AM

#876191
Professor M

Um...considering that the overwhelming majority of child molestations (whether of boys or girls) are perpetrated by fixated or heterosexual men...

FAIL.

(Seriously -- in every statistical study, the number of molesters who were gay men or who were women of any sexual orientation was smaller than the margin of error. Child molestation is a straight-guy thing.)

1/31/2009 2:47:41 AM

#876196
seraphicreverie

@Hammurabi

Damn, it's about time someone pointed that out. Aside from just the general stupidity of this guy's statement, people seem to ignore the fact that pedophiles who prey on young males can also be attracted to mature women. We talked a lot about this in my abnormal psych class. How about for instance, married men who molest their children?

I don't know any specific stats but I'm willing to bet there's a significant amount of pedos who don't get off to children alone. For fuck's sake, pedophilia is not the same as homosexuality. But everyone here already knows that.

1/31/2009 2:54:29 AM

#876197
TheDoc

:facepalm:

1/31/2009 2:54:40 AM
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