I will actually trust / not trust what observable entities say. At least you admit your claims are merely 'possible' not 'probable', so the fundification process has just started in you.
1/30/2009 2:21:28 PM
Yes, why trust reality?
Pie in the sky can always be imagined as more delicious than pie in front of you.
1/30/2009 2:50:49 PM
Occam's Razor, bitch!
1/30/2009 2:52:49 PM
Are you going to trust what "science" says or what GOD says? The bible clearly states that insects have four legs---so there is a very high possibility that six-legged insects could be nothing more than a hoax----perhaps two extra legs glued on are what scientists think they discovered--
Evangelical; committed Soldier of God; total tard.
1/30/2009 2:53:35 PM
"Perhaps a type of prehistoric lizard."
Try thousands species of prehistoric lizards.
1/30/2009 2:56:03 PM
The bibile doesn't mention gigahertz internet either. Or anything more advanced than iron chariots.
1/30/2009 2:57:52 PM
You refer to scientists as evidence to support your argument against science?
Can't you see how this shreds your credibility?
1/30/2009 2:59:48 PM
Thousands of scientists around the globe hide gimungous fake skeletons under layers and layers of rock, hide them and then dig them up just to piss you off? That's quite a hoax.
1/30/2009 3:05:50 PM
Poe, Poe, POE.
1/30/2009 3:33:48 PM
of course, the usual
"reality must be wrong if it conflicts with the bible" :D
1/30/2009 4:12:21 PM
1/30/2009 4:15:53 PM
"There were no dinosaurs, just prehistoric lizards."
You're not an idiot, you're a moron.
1/30/2009 4:20:16 PM
1/30/2009 4:38:23 PM
According to the bible there is no "pre-history" you dumb ass.
1/30/2009 4:40:25 PM
"Stop" using "quotation marks" and RANDOM capitalization! And it's "called" a "period"... USE IT!
1/30/2009 5:15:26 PM
Goddammit, now I have a skull fracture, and the blood is everywhere...
1/30/2009 5:57:52 PM
It doesn't mention prairie dogs either, so I supposed you'd say those are a hoax as well?
1/30/2009 6:11:16 PM
But there is no prehistory because it all started in Genesis, it's all in the bible, right?
1/30/2009 6:31:50 PM
Religion is the hoax
1/30/2009 7:56:33 PM
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
-- Douglas Adams
1/30/2009 7:57:12 PM
It brings to mind the movie scene in which a guy's wife finds him in bed with another woman. The guy denies it, asking, "What are you going to believe, your husband or your own eyes?"
1/30/2009 9:15:13 PM
"Try thousands species of prehistoric lizards."
More like prehistoric birds, really.
1/30/2009 10:29:05 PM
Only audible ''LOL'' made by boomaga would fit this now.
1/31/2009 3:42:35 PM
This week's Cognitive Dissonance Award.
1/31/2009 4:06:40 PM
Once again, I'm going with science.
1/31/2009 4:59:32 PM