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#875399
Illuminatalie
I will actually trust / not trust what observable entities say. At least you admit your claims are merely 'possible' not 'probable', so the fundification process has just started in you.
1/30/2009 2:21:28 PM
#875423
werewolf
Yes, why trust reality?
Pie in the sky can always be imagined as more delicious than pie in front of you.
1/30/2009 2:50:49 PM
#875427
Mr. Creazil
Occam's Razor, bitch!
1/30/2009 2:52:49 PM
#875429
Doctor Whom
Are you going to trust what "science" says or what GOD says? The bible clearly states that insects have four legs---so there is a very high possibility that six-legged insects could be nothing more than a hoax----perhaps two extra legs glued on are what scientists think they discovered--
Source(s):
Evangelical; committed Soldier of God; total tard.
1/30/2009 2:53:35 PM
#875432
Clown
"Perhaps a type of prehistoric lizard."
Try thousands species of prehistoric lizards.
1/30/2009 2:56:03 PM
#875434
Grigadil
The bibile doesn't mention gigahertz internet either. Or anything more advanced than iron chariots.
1/30/2009 2:57:52 PM
#875438
Navelgazer
You refer to scientists as evidence to support your argument against science?
Can't you see how this shreds your credibility?
1/30/2009 2:59:48 PM
#875447
Tolpuddle Martyr
Thousands of scientists around the globe hide gimungous fake skeletons under layers and layers of rock, hide them and then dig them up just to piss you off? That's quite a hoax.
1/30/2009 3:05:50 PM
#875470
Poe, Poe, POE.
1/30/2009 3:33:48 PM
#875513
Eden
Ah,
of course, the usual
"reality must be wrong if it conflicts with the bible" :D
1/30/2009 4:12:21 PM
#875517
aaa
This fails.
1/30/2009 4:15:53 PM
#875525
Paschal Wagner
"There were no dinosaurs, just prehistoric lizards."
You're not an idiot, you're a moron.
1/30/2009 4:20:16 PM
#875545
Nihlum
Etymology fail.
1/30/2009 4:38:23 PM
#875546
JohnTheAtheist
According to the bible there is no "pre-history" you dumb ass.
1/30/2009 4:40:25 PM
#875572
Geno
"Stop" using "quotation marks" and RANDOM capitalization! And it's "called" a "period"... USE IT!
1/30/2009 5:15:26 PM
#875608
GigaGuess
*Headdesk*
*Headdesk*
*Headdesk*
*Headdesk*
*Headdesk*
*Headdesk*
*Headdesk*
*Headdesk*
*Headdesk*
*Headdesk*
Goddammit, now I have a skull fracture, and the blood is everywhere...
1/30/2009 5:57:52 PM
#875621
Snarky
It doesn't mention prairie dogs either, so I supposed you'd say those are a hoax as well?
1/30/2009 6:11:16 PM
#875640
Knotilus
But there is no prehistory because it all started in Genesis, it's all in the bible, right?
Right?
1/30/2009 6:31:50 PM
#875711
JACKIE
Religion is the hoax
1/30/2009 7:56:33 PM
#875712
Alethe
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
-- Douglas Adams
1/30/2009 7:57:12 PM
#875810
Old Viking
It brings to mind the movie scene in which a guy's wife finds him in bed with another woman. The guy denies it, asking, "What are you going to believe, your husband or your own eyes?"
1/30/2009 9:15:13 PM
#875934
Devonian
"Try thousands species of prehistoric lizards."
More like prehistoric birds, really.
1/30/2009 10:29:05 PM
#876477
Lulzmonger
Only audible ''LOL'' made by boomaga would fit this now.
1/31/2009 3:42:35 PM
#876499
This week's Cognitive Dissonance Award.
1/31/2009 4:06:40 PM
#876513
El Guapo
Once again, I'm going with science.
1/31/2009 4:59:32 PM
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