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and not all animals were taken on board the ark...eg wolly mammoths... and if you read the account where god gives noah the dimensions for the vessel (ark) then its easily big enough. and then why is there a HUGE WOODEN VESSEL buried under the snow atop of mount ararat? its far to big to be carried up there...oh these holes in the account just arent there! theres plenty of proof... you just dont look at it because the bible says it happened. i forgot, it isnt 'cool' to belive in the bible these days.

nevermind, Totse.com Community 12 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#114749
Fed Up

\"why is there a HUGE WOODEN VESSEL buried under the snow atop of mount ararat?\"

Short answer: there isn't. And I even read that guy's book (complete with blurry 'photographs')

12/5/2006 10:38:17 PM

#114756
David D.G.

That boy's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.[/FoghornLeghorn]


~David D.G.

12/5/2006 10:51:45 PM

#482580
szena

If not all animals were taken on board, the Bible is wrong.

Gen 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that [are] not clean by two, the male and his female....


Gen 7:5 And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

4/30/2008 3:16:51 PM

#482586
Philbert McAdamia

I'm just guessing here; about 30 years ago I saw a 'special' on TV that purported to show proof of the ark. It was an hour and a half of nothing. "We're going to show you the proof...right after this." And at best there was a blurry image way off in the distance on a hill somewhere. Is all this Proof Of Ark stuff still a holdover from that phony documentary? Seems it was out around the same time as Chariots Of The Gods and one that refuted it...
f'cryin' out loud, these marks will hang onto their hollow beliefs forEVER!

4/30/2008 3:31:40 PM

#482593
GreasetrapTheViking

this came from totse
nuff said

4/30/2008 4:10:59 PM

#482600
Chac

You lie.

4/30/2008 4:25:42 PM

#482626
Megan

"i forgot, it isnt 'cool' to belive in the bible these days."

Even if it was I wouldn't!

4/30/2008 5:37:54 PM

#482643
ogre

it isnt 'smart' to belive in the bible these days.

fixed

4/30/2008 6:08:30 PM

#484736
Proserpina

What's a 'Wolly' Mammoth when it's at home with it's boots on? Learn to spell, people!

5/2/2008 8:43:40 PM

#484980
Max

If this fuckhead read Genesis 7:22, he'd know that "all in whose nostrils was the breath of life" were on board the ark.

Elephants were on board the ark. Why wouldn't Wooly Mammoths? They have nostrils, certainly, if their Elephant cousins do.

They're so desperate to disprove naturalist explanations for anything they neglect to even understand their own dogma.

If elephants were on the Ark, so were the wooly mammoths...And whales...and dolphins...and seals...and walruses...since they all have nostrils that have the "breath of life" (Gen 7:22)

Noah's Ark claim = FAIL.

This fundie should not reproduce.

5/3/2008 2:31:34 AM

#1319722
Quantum Mechanic

Noah never existed.
The babble is a forgery.
Oh never mind ...

8/8/2011 12:15:31 AM

#1319726


Genesis 7:8 "of every thing that creepeth upon the earth." Meaning all animals that walk on the ground.

8/8/2011 12:22:58 AM
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