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#823528
D Laurier
Please name one atheist who claims that "A self sustaining eco-system cosmically farted it self into existance, after which, life evolved from some sludge in a pond, like so many ninja turtle movies, the fact that all life supports all other life is conviniant coincidence, & two confused men packing each others poop, is the same thing as a man & a woman procriating."
Just one please.
As an atheist, I have never said any of the absurd things you have me saying
12/23/2008 3:11:45 PM
#823539
Vince
What's an athiest? I've never met one, which is odd considering I'm an atheist and we sound so alike.
12/23/2008 3:20:16 PM
#823592
Dark_Lord_Prime
"...two confused men packing each others poop..."
Followed by:
"Dont pretend your theoogy is any more rational that ours, sweety."
Um.. "Kaptain" Chronic sounds a little closeted to me.
Poe?
12/23/2008 3:55:53 PM
#823641
Grigadil
Atheist theology?
Oxymoron of the month.
Oh, and Dont[sic] pretend your theoogy[sic] is any more rational that ours, sweety.
It IS more rational, tweety. Your intellectual grasp of the concept is lacking.
12/23/2008 4:18:39 PM
#823651
Ken
Fart, poop, ninja turtles. Need I say more?
12/23/2008 4:26:32 PM
#823652
Reverend Jeremiah
So..are you saying Christianity is full of shit or what? Im not really following you.
12/23/2008 4:26:43 PM
#823675
A Friend
So you admit that your theology is irrational. Yay! Now go pick up a science and STFU until you know the basics.
Youtube, what a cesspool.
12/23/2008 4:47:12 PM
#823724
Doctor Whom
Dont pretend your theoogy is any more rational that ours, sweety.
More honest than you intended to be, sunshine?
12/23/2008 5:30:54 PM
#823746
Old Viking
I'll bet a large sum that my theoogy is more rational than yours.
12/23/2008 5:53:09 PM
#823780
WMDKitty
Was anyone able to decipher this?
12/23/2008 6:25:49 PM
#823837
myheadhurts
Ninja turtles did not come from sludge. Baby turtles and green ooze incase your wondering. Looks like you take about as much time to research pop culture comics as you do to learn about evolution and human sexuality.
12/23/2008 7:23:52 PM
#823859
Shadoboy
Just change "A self sustaining eco-system" to "God" and you have your doctrine.
12/23/2008 7:40:05 PM
#823869
CT
ACCORDING TO ATHIESTS :
Oh? I'm an Atheist... lets see if you've got any of this right...
A self sustaining eco-system cosmically farted it self into existance,
Nope... I don't think that at all.
after which, life evolved from some sludge in a pond, like so many ninja turtle movies,
Nope... don't think that either... You're not doing very well here.
the fact that all life supports all other life is conviniant coincidence,
Evidence, not conviniant(sic) coincidence... 3 wrong out of 3 so far...
& two confused men packing each others poop, is the same thing as a man & a woman procriating.
And no... I doubt there's anyone other than those against Homosexuality who think that...
Congratulations on not getting ANY of that right...
Dont pretend your theoogy is any more rational that ours, sweety.
That isn't our "theoogy" at all... so what the fuck are you talking about??
12/23/2008 7:47:16 PM
#823906
Sisyphus
1) life evolved to suit the environment, the environment was not made to sustain life
2) evolution (and the big bang) do not work that way
3) wtf does homosexual sex have to do with any of the above?
4) spell check. USE IT!
5)...oh...wait, it's youtube, forget I said anything, I'm just gonna go bang my head against a brick wall.
12/23/2008 8:15:25 PM
#823937
Brenz
The fact that all life supports all other life shows the flexibility of life to seize on any opportunity to sustain itself.
Saying we evolved from sludge in a pond like in those ninja turtle movies is like saying we went to the moon like in those old Flash Gordon serials.
12/23/2008 8:32:27 PM
#823950
Knotilus
A self sustaining eco-system cosmically farted it self into existance
Oversimplification, but yeah, pretty much. Over a mind-boggling amount of time, matter in this corner of the universe came together in a way conducive to forming life, and then life formed.
after which, life evolved from some sludge in a pond, like so many ninja turtle movies
I don't recall life evolving in sludge from a pond in TMNT.
the fact that all life supports all other life is conviniant coincidence
It's more than coincidence; life forms that work well together help each other survive.
two confused men packing each others poop, is the same thing as a man & a woman procriating.
a) They're not confused.
b) Nobody thinks buttsex is the same as procreation, it's just pleasurable.
c) What does atheism have to do with sexual orientation? There are gay Christians, gay-hating Christians, gay-accepting Christians, gay-hating atheists, and so on.
12/23/2008 8:39:40 PM
#824286
CrazyRoper
Wow...that has to be the most retarded strawman I have ever seen.
12/24/2008 12:52:31 AM
#824618
Sasha
Once again, an argument regarding atheism and evolution is connected to homosexuality. Apparently every single fundy in the USA is a closet case. I should switch my major to psychology: there's a doctoral thesis here.
12/24/2008 7:33:35 AM
#824622
anti-nonsense
Somebody needs to learn what the theory of evolution actually says.
12/24/2008 7:37:18 AM
#825267
Nevrmore
What an idiot. The radioactive ooze that came into contact with the turtles caused rapid mutation, not evolution. Sheesh, do some research
12/24/2008 9:39:54 PM
#826415
NonProphet
Teenage Mutant Ninja Strawman.
12/26/2008 11:10:00 AM
#826471
Ranger Joe
As a heterosexual man, I will be the first to stand up and say I have the right to have my prostate stimulated.
But only if she's wearing a clown mask and overalls...
12/26/2008 1:19:22 PM
#951898
Blah blah blah big bang evolution BAM homosexuals. Complete non-sequiter. I don't care if thats spelled right or not.
5/6/2009 8:49:35 AM
#951900
agentCDE
ACCORDING TO CHRISTIANS: A magic man in the sky cosmically farted himself into existence, after which he made a guy out of dirt for no damn reason, the fact that every virus on Earth is out for human blood is an unhappy coincidence, and your body is God's greatest creation BUT DON'T LOOK AT IT IT'S FILTHY AND SINFUL AND IF YOU DO ANYTHING WITH IT BUT MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS OFF YOU'LL BURN FOREVER.
Nobody's pretending here, sparky.
5/6/2009 8:54:39 AM
#951984
Swedish Pagan
Atheism is not a theology, no deities anywhere. I guess that is what you meant with "theoogy".
It did most certainly not evolve like a ninja turtle. The ninja turtles are transforming, directly from one thing to another, that is not evolving. Evolving is, for example, wolves being domesticated and no longer needing thick fur as they live in houses with people, so the fur is getting shorter and less thick, the process taking thousands of years.
And as for all life supporting all other life, that is not "conviniant coincidence", it is the most logic result, as all life has evolved together, in harmony with everything else. That which has not supported other lifes has perished.
If you want to be gross, more can play that game. A man puting his peepee-stick into the womans bleeding hole is the same as two men giving each others blowjobs. 99 of 100, or rather 1000 or 10 0000, times there is no procrEation resulting from sex. So, you only do it three or four days of the month, when there is a chance of pregnancy? And only to a female who has already produced offspring, so you know there is a chance of procreation?
Boooring!
5/6/2009 12:47:47 PM
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