Actually, the reptile came first, and the amphibian before it, and the fish before that. They were all laying eggs millions of years before chickens evolved.
So I guess you could say that the egg did, indeed, come first.
12/17/2008 5:08:13 PM
This one cracked me up! You just have to admire "Christian logic"...
12/17/2008 5:20:22 PM
12/17/2008 5:20:23 PM
"Yet, evolution has no solution for this dilemma. "
Can god make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Christianism has no solution for this dilemma.
12/17/2008 5:26:10 PM
But what does the bible say about the chicken crossing the road?
12/17/2008 5:29:13 PM
You're so smart at a Lego level.
12/17/2008 5:36:28 PM
Is this even related to anything?
12/17/2008 5:46:26 PM
someone from a different planet
Oh finally! And that's settled then.
Whew, I was loosing my sleep on it. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Now for the remaining fundamental problems of humanity, I wonder if you can get me a clue about these:
1) How many angels can dance on a pinhead?
2) Does a falling tree in a forest without animals make noise?
3) Does the soul really weigh 21 grams?
4) If I kill one damn butterfly in China will I prevent one tornado forming?
5) Is Elvis alive?
6) How much wood could a wood chuk chuk if a wood chuk could chuk wood?
Thank you in advance.
12/17/2008 5:49:41 PM
Yes, evolution does answer the question. Eggs existed LONG before chickens ever did, for example, the Mongolian Protoceratops nests.
12/17/2008 5:50:14 PM
The ToE has no answer for that because it is a meaningless question. The ToE DOES explain the development of species, but it does not pretend to pinned down exact date of the first example of any species.
12/17/2008 5:51:12 PM
12/17/2008 5:52:35 PM
DON'T try philosophy, in fact DON'T try theology either...
You know what? Just don't speak... DON'T
12/17/2008 5:57:09 PM
Read any real philosophers lately? Didn't think so.
12/17/2008 5:57:25 PM
Wrong on all counts.
12/17/2008 5:58:19 PM
Which came first, the omelet or the cheese?
12/17/2008 6:03:36 PM
I was born tomorrow
Heck, which god made first: Adam's toes or Adam's head?
12/17/2008 6:03:53 PM
Nice one my friend. Nice one. And have you heard this one, 'Why did the chicken cross the road'?
12/17/2008 6:20:26 PM
But you avoided the important question of whether Adam and Eve had navels.
This question has plagued philosophers for centuries
Phundy Philosophers, maybe. We need a new TV show, "Are You Smarter Than a Fundie"?
12/17/2008 6:27:27 PM
I'm not sure what to wear today. Hey, the Bible says I should wear modest skirts! Therefore that's what I should wear. Yet, evolution has no solution for this dilemma.
12/17/2008 6:34:14 PM
Well they could just write down an answer and claim against all logic and evidence that its right because it was written down. But their not fucking stupid.
12/17/2008 7:13:26 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Evolution does indeed have an answer. The egg came first, and it came out of a creature that was almost, but not quite, a chicken.
12/17/2008 7:30:23 PM
The egg came first but god put it on a wall. It fell off and all the retarded fundies couldn't put it together. In a way this is symbolic of their view of reality.
12/17/2008 7:59:50 PM
That's never been posed in a serious manner. It's meant facetiously. Only a fundy could take the chick/egg conundrum seriously.
12/17/2008 8:01:37 PM
Eggs have been around much longer than birds, you lose.
12/17/2008 8:35:27 PM
12/17/2008 9:25:38 PM