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#814823
Mrs. Antichrist
Actually, the reptile came first, and the amphibian before it, and the fish before that. They were all laying eggs millions of years before chickens evolved.
So I guess you could say that the egg did, indeed, come first.
12/17/2008 5:08:13 PM
#814847
Headache
This one cracked me up! You just have to admire "Christian logic"...
12/17/2008 5:20:22 PM
#814848
enna
Fail
12/17/2008 5:20:23 PM
#814861
Mister Spak
"Yet, evolution has no solution for this dilemma. "
Can god make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Christianism has no solution for this dilemma.
12/17/2008 5:26:10 PM
#814869
JR
But what does the bible say about the chicken crossing the road?
12/17/2008 5:29:13 PM
#814883
Brenz
You're so smart at a Lego level.
12/17/2008 5:36:28 PM
#814903
aaa
Is this even related to anything?
12/17/2008 5:46:26 PM
#814911
someone from a different planet
Oh finally! And that's settled then.
Whew, I was loosing my sleep on it. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Now for the remaining fundamental problems of humanity, I wonder if you can get me a clue about these:
1) How many angels can dance on a pinhead?
2) Does a falling tree in a forest without animals make noise?
3) Does the soul really weigh 21 grams?
4) If I kill one damn butterfly in China will I prevent one tornado forming?
5) Is Elvis alive?
6) How much wood could a wood chuk chuk if a wood chuk could chuk wood?
Thank you in advance.
12/17/2008 5:49:41 PM
#814913
Dinomancer
Yes, evolution does answer the question. Eggs existed LONG before chickens ever did, for example, the Mongolian Protoceratops nests.
12/17/2008 5:50:14 PM
#814916
Papabear
The ToE has no answer for that because it is a meaningless question. The ToE DOES explain the development of species, but it does not pretend to pinned down exact date of the first example of any species.
12/17/2008 5:51:12 PM
#814921
werewolf
What dilemma?
12/17/2008 5:52:35 PM
#814927
Morrigan
DON'T try philosophy, in fact DON'T try theology either...
You know what? Just don't speak... DON'T
12/17/2008 5:57:09 PM
#814928
Doctor Whom
Read any real philosophers lately? Didn't think so.
12/17/2008 5:57:25 PM
#814930
Quantum Mechanic
Wrong on all counts.
Next ...
12/17/2008 5:58:19 PM
#814933
Grigadil
Which came first, the omelet or the cheese?
12/17/2008 6:03:36 PM
#814934
I was born tomorrow
Heck, which god made first: Adam's toes or Adam's head?
12/17/2008 6:03:53 PM
#814966
Pule Thamex
Nice one my friend. Nice one. And have you heard this one, 'Why did the chicken cross the road'?
12/17/2008 6:20:26 PM
#814988
Illuminatalie
But you avoided the important question of whether Adam and Eve had navels.
This question has plagued philosophers for centuries
Phundy Philosophers, maybe. We need a new TV show, "Are You Smarter Than a Fundie"?
12/17/2008 6:27:27 PM
#815005
blah
I'm not sure what to wear today. Hey, the Bible says I should wear modest skirts! Therefore that's what I should wear. Yet, evolution has no solution for this dilemma.
12/17/2008 6:34:14 PM
#815061
Wackadoodle
Well they could just write down an answer and claim against all logic and evidence that its right because it was written down. But their not fucking stupid.
12/17/2008 7:13:26 PM
#815079
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Evolution does indeed have an answer. The egg came first, and it came out of a creature that was almost, but not quite, a chicken.
12/17/2008 7:30:23 PM
#815132
lumax
The egg came first but god put it on a wall. It fell off and all the retarded fundies couldn't put it together. In a way this is symbolic of their view of reality.
12/17/2008 7:59:50 PM
#815133
Old Viking
That's never been posed in a serious manner. It's meant facetiously. Only a fundy could take the chick/egg conundrum seriously.
12/17/2008 8:01:37 PM
#815205
anevilmeme
Eggs have been around much longer than birds, you lose.
12/17/2008 8:35:27 PM
#815301
WMDKitty
The rooster.
12/17/2008 9:25:38 PM
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