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#813642
Fanatic-Templar
I do not call myself Dragon Tamer for nothing.
You like to wrestle with giant firebreathing snakes?
12/16/2008 10:45:47 PM
#813671
MK
No, he likes to pretend that he wrestles mythical creatures with no basis in reality.
12/16/2008 10:53:26 PM
#813678
anonymous
"wrote it to stop the state from controlling the church, not the other way around."
if a church controls the state, isn't that like favoring that church?
"be warned: I do not call myself Dragon Tamer for nothing."
Actually, you do, dragons don't exist.
Unless you mean Komodo dragons, but then you'd be a komodo dragon tamer.
12/16/2008 10:56:21 PM
#813682
You couldn't tame my fucking iguana. Shut the fuck up, you stupid immature little crybaby bastard.
12/16/2008 10:57:42 PM
#813686
Grigadil
What part of "separation of church and state" do you not understand, fairy tale fool?
12/16/2008 10:58:52 PM
#813693
MozMode
Methinks soooomebody doesn't quite get the First Amendment.
12/16/2008 11:00:29 PM
#813697
myheadhurts
How is it your head didn't explode while typing that?
12/16/2008 11:01:55 PM
#813728
TheLee
where is the 'nor impose limitations' part from? is that how he interprets free exercise?
12/16/2008 11:10:44 PM
#813733
Titan Uranus
Seems more like a monkey spanker.
12/16/2008 11:15:52 PM
#813739
Headache
DragonLamer: Me thinks you are bonkers!
12/16/2008 11:17:50 PM
#813788
pete
Is that "2000" the year you were born? I don't accept threats from inbred children.
12/16/2008 11:33:58 PM
#813865
Old Viking
I can't respond. I'm terrified.
12/17/2008 12:13:41 AM
#813876
Bryan65
@ Fanatic-Templar
He just wrestles with the PORK snake.
12/17/2008 12:22:53 AM
#813948
Punchybird
What is it about " the government may NOT favor ANY religion" that you don't understand?
12/17/2008 1:12:01 AM
#813961
WMDKitty
It says that the government may not favor any religion over any other, nor impose limitations on them.
Which means you can't have your theocracy.
12/17/2008 1:16:57 AM
#813986
Nowonmai
be warned: I do not call myself Dragon Tamer for nothing.
Wanna go see DRAGON SLAYER?
Fist amendment works both ways, neither shall the gov't dictate religion, and religion shall not dictate the government.
Oh yeah, you are a fucking moron.
12/17/2008 1:31:03 AM
#814055
Jay-Sus
be warned: I do not call myself Dragon Tamer for nothing.
Feel free to tame Pedo Dragon.
Pedo Dragon has no affiliation with Pedobear or the Pedobear Pals.
12/17/2008 2:19:52 AM
#814086
"Impose limitations" is a deliberately overbroad interpretation, but otherwise this was basically okay right up until the last sentence, whereupon I almost spat my drink into my keyboard.
12/17/2008 2:36:20 AM
#814101
Taz
"In other words, neither you nor the government can legally try to push me around with your ANTIreligious agenda."
Wrong, jackass. Maybe YOU should try reading the first amendment. Start with the first phrase: "Congress shall make no law". Get it? The first amendment is a restriction upon the actions of the government, not private citizens. If you work for me and I want to fire you because I don't like your religion, that's perfectly fine as far as the first amendment is concerned. That's why congress has passed other laws restricting discrimination on the basis of religion.
12/17/2008 2:43:15 AM
#814153
Nami
You know, deviantart isn't completely full of idiots...
just furries and otherkin conservatives who think they're really dragons...
and uh...yeah...
12/17/2008 4:21:20 AM
#814179
Zadic
be warned: I do not call myself Dragon Tamer for nothing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
12/17/2008 4:49:17 AM
#814201
Reverend Jeremiah
so keeping the state out of the church is bad, but putting the church into the state is good. Thats like saying mixing fish and peanutbutter is bad, but mixing peanutbutter and fish is good.
Honestly, we see through your lies, so just stop it.
12/17/2008 5:15:43 AM
#814232
aaa
You aren't facing dragons, kid. You are facing motherfucking terminators.
12/17/2008 6:09:18 AM
#814267
Philbert McAdamia
@ Fanatic-Templar
I do not call myself Dragon Tamer for nothing.
You like to wrestle with giant firebreathing snakes?
I suspect he wrestles the snake quite often. Remember the fat kid in the Fleer's Double Bubble Gum funnies? They didn't call him "Pud" for nothing, either.
12/17/2008 6:42:44 AM
#814370
fundiesRtehlulz
"be warned: I do not call myself Dragon Tamer for nothing."
Because the bible says dragons are real, so you believe it, right?
12/17/2008 9:13:54 AM
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