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#790125
ozznova
Maybe you should take a big unlubed cock up the ass and see for yourself what the women are talking about.
11/30/2008 1:55:35 AM
#790133
Not_You
Astroglide + girl on top, ladies.
And Kohl, I believe you probably couldn't handle a woman properly and that's why none has given you a chance. Of course she lays there and waits for it to be over, you're terrible. Saying it's supposed to be that way because "God wants it to be awful" is a lame, lame, LAME cop-out.
11/30/2008 2:00:07 AM
#790196
anonymous
Um...?
11/30/2008 3:19:49 AM
#790243
gorm_sionnach
The Puritain mind set called, they want their sh!t back
11/30/2008 4:32:17 AM
#790262
Antichrist
Because forplay and lube are sins?
11/30/2008 5:02:04 AM
#790312
Adrian
In a just/ironic world, Kohl would find himself at the (lack of) mercy of a grumpy dominatrix who can't be arsed to lube her foot-long strap-on dildo or to stretch him some first... :P
11/30/2008 6:48:54 AM
#790316
HoJuSimpson
Virginal word salad.
*Oh, and Not_You, some people cannot use lubes because of allergic reactions and some just don't find girl on top all that comfy. But that's just what my straight girl friends tell me :p
11/30/2008 7:13:05 AM
#790323
Frank
said by someone who has never had sex before
11/30/2008 7:26:50 AM
#790387
solomongrundy
WTF wrote
this guy has some messed up theology!
Ah, no. God's curse on women is right there in Genesis 3:16 in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children
11/30/2008 9:47:48 AM
#790426
solomongrundy
i believe that sex even within marriage always has in it at least some sin, venial if done out of duty,
Eh? It's your duty to sin now?
11/30/2008 11:53:51 AM
#790437
Xotan
The sickness of Paulinity.
11/30/2008 12:05:46 PM
#790448
Lou
Oh wow, so periods and childbirth isn't enough? We have to suffer during sex too?
Fuck off and die in a fire, you prick.
11/30/2008 12:44:40 PM
#790550
Poppy Pomfrey
Sex, damn if you do - damn if you don't! So, since you are between a rock and hard place, do it right at least.
I guess it's biblical correct to have women suffer, since women are "the root of all evil" and men are totally defenceless when it comes to these stumbling blocks! Poor men, why did your god not equip you with some common sense and self control? Instead you have the urge to control everybody and everything around you - and you are lousy lovers!
In your case I would suggest - become a monk!
11/30/2008 4:09:13 PM
#790586
Deriamis
Sweet masturbating Jesus, get laid already.
11/30/2008 4:48:44 PM
#790778
Adrian
@Poppy Pomfrey:
"In your case I would suggest - become a monk!"
Excellent idea! Not like taking a vow of chastity would change much for him, and the rest of the world would be quite relieved if he took a vow of silence (of course, it would have to include electronic communications).
Perhaps he could find a nice cave and become an hermit :P
11/30/2008 9:27:38 PM
#790877
WMDKitty
If sex hurts, you're doin' it wrong.
11/30/2008 11:29:23 PM
#791313
Onyx
Being tempted by them girls but for some reasons, they are running away from you? Explains the dreck you posted.
12/1/2008 6:11:47 AM
#832307
I wonder how has humanity survived with such a thought, dear.
12/30/2008 7:51:26 PM
#1164074
Conservative Catholic says
Facepalm. Seriously, if marital sex was a sin, why do we Catholic breed like rabbits?
6/2/2010 8:23:37 PM
#1164077
louislois
Using God as an excuse for your sexual short comings is pretty damn pathetic Kohl.
6/2/2010 8:37:37 PM
#1164090
GigaGuess
Or maybe you wouldn't know how to make a woman happy if she came with a fucking instruction manual.
Sorry, I made the mistake of thinking you cared.
6/2/2010 9:24:25 PM
#1288258
M
If you're not wet, you're probably not into it, and, therefore, shouldn't be sexing.
5/11/2011 6:46:23 PM
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