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Oh, man, does Kohl ever sound like a fun ride in the sack!
11/29/2008 7:08:52 PM
Sweetie, using fancy words doesn't make your logic any more sound.
11/29/2008 7:39:13 PM
This is the "Who cares if you're not ready, the important thing is I am" approach. Ideally the Catholic church prefers that you not do it at all because it's icky,
11/29/2008 8:25:36 PM
Kohl, you must really hate your genitals.
11/29/2008 8:48:36 PM
No atheist will have as much hatred for humanity as a fundie.
11/29/2008 9:08:10 PM
Perhaps you can justify going to the beach with a seven pound sledge hammer and pounding sand up your ass Kohl. As a Cathoholic, you know that you are not worthy of spit and therefore a little suffering in the form of feltching el terra firma might do ya some good.
11/29/2008 9:31:19 PM
This is some sick crap.
11/29/2008 9:39:01 PM
11/29/2008 9:40:03 PM
Darwin's Lil' Girl
Can you possibly learn to use a period, a period is meant to separate different sentences, this needs a few periods already, this should not all be in one sentence, I don't understand why you do not know this, doesn't it sound weird to you, anyway what you wrote is stupid, it makes no sense, sex is for love and is not religion, if sex always has some sin you are all sinners and will go to hell.
Again, Kohl, learn grammar.
11/29/2008 9:41:52 PM
You claim to be a Catholic, fine, but don't pretend the Catholic church teaches this crap - it DOESN'T. It's sad that the Middle Ages had a more enlightened attitude toward sexuality than these people...
11/29/2008 9:52:53 PM
Wow I feel sorry for the girl who turns out to be your first.
11/29/2008 9:57:02 PM
@ Elia - and last!
11/29/2008 10:29:23 PM
WTF...this guy has some messed up theology!
UGH! Seriously, some KY, a little patience...
11/29/2008 11:27:31 PM
Grammar, learn it! Seriously, his only full stop is at the end.
No wonder he is so ill informed about the body and sex
11/29/2008 11:33:45 PM
The Lazy One
How in the hell does one have sex without intercourse?
11/29/2008 11:45:03 PM
This is why, despite all the Hack&Slash of the old testament I prefere judaism to christianity: at least they don't expect to put their noses in the bedroom of a married couple.
11/29/2008 11:50:14 PM
Now, I'm pretty relaxed. I'm not commenting on this stuff. I just asked a friend of mine to read this, and she said "let me nail that guy's ears on the door." *sigh* she's usually such a mellow young lady. I suppose I would feel stronger about this too if I weren't under such heavy sedation!
11/30/2008 12:03:11 AM
Sex is a sin, but not having sex is a sin. I miss Catholicism*, I really do.
* Or at least the pre-Vatican-II, pre-Council-of-Trent stuff my parish taught.
11/30/2008 12:25:56 AM
I'm sorry guys! That was supposed to read 'without foreplay'.
Kohl's description pretty much confirms my typo though.
Forgive me, I was just so bewildered when I first read it that I immediately rushed here and typed like a madman. It was just pure fundie gold.
Anyway, most of you got it. If an admin could change the quote, it might have a chance of making the top 100.
So how do I get an admin to change the quote?
11/30/2008 12:36:00 AM
Ah, Irish foreplay: "Brace yourself, Kathleen!"
11/30/2008 12:52:29 AM
My boyfriend's already scared enough. Don't let him read this, for the love of God.
11/30/2008 1:01:03 AM
Wonderful. And now for an opinion that is NOT so repressed it hurts...?
11/30/2008 1:05:24 AM
If you think your lust is beyond your control, this is just a poor excuse, so if yiou believe that sex is sin stop having any.
I assume that many women (i.e. exactly those who have painful sexual experiences because you don´t even try to make it pleasurable for them) will be thankful if you stay abstinent ;)
11/30/2008 1:08:55 AM
I have NO idea where this maroon got this. It is NOT a Catholic idea - certainly not now, and only believed by a few theologians (not the majority) in the frickin Middle Ages!
11/30/2008 1:31:00 AM
Dg, he still believes in corporal mortification.
The man is a goldmine of lulz. He also doesn't believe in freedom of religion.
He has repeatedly said that he would impose a state religion if he were in control, and he would punish anyone who believed otherwise.
He's a complete nutjob. I'm surprised there aren't hundreds of more quotes by him on here.
11/30/2008 1:35:21 AM
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