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Quote# 53443

(In response to many females saying it's painful to have sex without intercourse. Kohl the Krazy Katholic weighs in)

If the problem is only that it is painful for many of you if you are not wet, perhaps you are called to suffer a little, in the act, as part and parcel to your suffering in the birth of the child, i believe that sex even within marriage always has in it at least some sin, venial if done out of duty, sex since the fall is to prone to lust which we cannot control in our fallen state, thus sin is virtually inevitable, yet this the dirty deed, is also permissible as we some are also called to be fruitful.

Kohl, Myspace 72 Comments [11/29/2008 4:33:41 PM]
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#789539
GreenEyedLilo

Oh, man, does Kohl ever sound like a fun ride in the sack!

11/29/2008 7:08:52 PM

#789616


Sweetie, using fancy words doesn't make your logic any more sound.

11/29/2008 7:39:13 PM

#789688
Old Viking

This is the "Who cares if you're not ready, the important thing is I am" approach. Ideally the Catholic church prefers that you not do it at all because it's icky,

11/29/2008 8:25:36 PM

#789745
toothache

Kohl, you must really hate your genitals.

11/29/2008 8:48:36 PM

#789771
Osiris

No atheist will have as much hatred for humanity as a fundie.

11/29/2008 9:08:10 PM

#789808
Mudflappus

Perhaps you can justify going to the beach with a seven pound sledge hammer and pounding sand up your ass Kohl. As a Cathoholic, you know that you are not worthy of spit and therefore a little suffering in the form of feltching el terra firma might do ya some good.

11/29/2008 9:31:19 PM

#789820
Elphada

This is some sick crap.

11/29/2008 9:39:01 PM

#789822
protowhalepig

punctuation, motherfucker!



11/29/2008 9:40:03 PM

#789827
Darwin's Lil' Girl

Can you possibly learn to use a period, a period is meant to separate different sentences, this needs a few periods already, this should not all be in one sentence, I don't understand why you do not know this, doesn't it sound weird to you, anyway what you wrote is stupid, it makes no sense, sex is for love and is not religion, if sex always has some sin you are all sinners and will go to hell.

Again, Kohl, learn grammar.

11/29/2008 9:41:52 PM

#789848
dg

You claim to be a Catholic, fine, but don't pretend the Catholic church teaches this crap - it DOESN'T. It's sad that the Middle Ages had a more enlightened attitude toward sexuality than these people...

11/29/2008 9:52:53 PM

#789857
Elia

Wow I feel sorry for the girl who turns out to be your first.

11/29/2008 9:57:02 PM

#789904
IanC

@ Elia - and last!

11/29/2008 10:29:23 PM

#789953
WTF?

WTF...this guy has some messed up theology!

UGH! Seriously, some KY, a little patience...

11/29/2008 11:27:31 PM

#789961
Caboose 206

Grammar, learn it! Seriously, his only full stop is at the end.

No wonder he is so ill informed about the body and sex

11/29/2008 11:33:45 PM

#789975
The Lazy One

How in the hell does one have sex without intercourse?

11/29/2008 11:45:03 PM

#789981
Malth

This is why, despite all the Hack&Slash of the old testament I prefere judaism to christianity: at least they don't expect to put their noses in the bedroom of a married couple.

11/29/2008 11:50:14 PM

#789998
Cassandra

Now, I'm pretty relaxed. I'm not commenting on this stuff. I just asked a friend of mine to read this, and she said "let me nail that guy's ears on the door." *sigh* she's usually such a mellow young lady. I suppose I would feel stronger about this too if I weren't under such heavy sedation!

11/30/2008 12:03:11 AM

#790017
fmitchell

Sex is a sin, but not having sex is a sin. I miss Catholicism*, I really do.

* Or at least the pre-Vatican-II, pre-Council-of-Trent stuff my parish taught.

11/30/2008 12:25:56 AM

#790033
Dylan

Doh!

I'm sorry guys! That was supposed to read 'without foreplay'.

Kohl's description pretty much confirms my typo though.

Forgive me, I was just so bewildered when I first read it that I immediately rushed here and typed like a madman. It was just pure fundie gold.

Anyway, most of you got it. If an admin could change the quote, it might have a chance of making the top 100.

So how do I get an admin to change the quote?

11/30/2008 12:36:00 AM

#790047
CJ

Ah, Irish foreplay: "Brace yourself, Kathleen!"

11/30/2008 12:52:29 AM

#790055
Kitourahime

My boyfriend's already scared enough. Don't let him read this, for the love of God.

11/30/2008 1:01:03 AM

#790058
GigaGuess

Wonderful. And now for an opinion that is NOT so repressed it hurts...?

11/30/2008 1:05:24 AM

#790060
Eden

If you think your lust is beyond your control, this is just a poor excuse, so if yiou believe that sex is sin stop having any.
I assume that many women (i.e. exactly those who have painful sexual experiences because you don´t even try to make it pleasurable for them) will be thankful if you stay abstinent ;)

11/30/2008 1:08:55 AM

#790090
dg

I have NO idea where this maroon got this. It is NOT a Catholic idea - certainly not now, and only believed by a few theologians (not the majority) in the frickin Middle Ages!

11/30/2008 1:31:00 AM

#790099
Dylan

Dg, he still believes in corporal mortification.

The man is a goldmine of lulz. He also doesn't believe in freedom of religion.

He has repeatedly said that he would impose a state religion if he were in control, and he would punish anyone who believed otherwise.

He's a complete nutjob. I'm surprised there aren't hundreds of more quotes by him on here.

11/30/2008 1:35:21 AM
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