TomLe #fundie evilbible.com

I believe the President Elect Barack Obama will be the next and last American President to be assassinated while in office. Sometime after that, I believe, that a miracle will occur and he wil return from the dead. After that he will present a plan that will offer peace for the entire world that will, according to the plan, last for seven years. Those athiest among you who know the Bible better than I do should recognize to whom I refer and believe that Barack Obama is. Please inform those atheist who do not know the Bible as well as we do to that to which I refer. Thank you.

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