Quote# 53152
Pedophiles are organized on the internet, and they have adopted vernacular to use in public. In particular, the abductors of children will first communicate with each other on the internet, to plan their criminal exploitative activities. They refer to abductors as 'pedobears'. When abducting a child, other pedophiles will often attempt to create a diversion, while the 'pedobear' attempts to abduct a targeted child. Please, if you are in public, and you hear somebody referred to as a 'pedobear', keep your child very close. As it is, statistics indicate that only 1 in 15 abductions ends with success, so minimize their chances of taking your child even further by keeping them with you.
dragonous,
Oprah Forums 19 Comments [11/27/2008 2:19:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Qreg
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#786050
Apostle
You guys are doing a shitty job by approving this quote. Troll anyone?
11/27/2008 2:40:10 PM
#786098
aaa
Quick, buy a dog!
11/27/2008 3:33:24 PM
#786225
Son of a Nonymous
This shit's just never gonna get old for me.
11/27/2008 5:38:23 PM
#786233
Memoriam
"This shit's just never gonna give you up."
Fixed
11/27/2008 5:44:25 PM
#786241
Antichrist
Isn't pedobear the symbol for perverted-justice?
If you don't know what something is, just make shit up. It's the way of the internets.
11/27/2008 6:06:30 PM
#786254
Zipperback
Boring meme is boring.
11/27/2008 6:27:43 PM
#786337
Cheese
...it's on Oprah. This evidently spawned from the whole thing about Oprah getting pwned by /b/. Ohwell.
11/27/2008 7:39:59 PM
#787028
IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSA...oh never mind.
11/28/2008 2:27:23 AM
#788019
We've seen this before..
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NesjvRihbEg&feature=related
11/28/2008 6:38:03 PM
#788222
Delirium
Jesus tap dancing Christ, lady: Pedobear is a 4chan meme. The most 4chan will do is raid your website. They're a bunch of bored teenagers and otaku who think that posting NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER and old, unfunny jokes is the height of humor.
11/28/2008 8:48:09 PM
#788835
WMDKitty
Um... wow, that's paranoid on a whole new level. And I don't think you really know what "pedobear" means.
11/29/2008 4:13:07 AM
#790113
Chris Hansen
dragonousm, why don't you take a seat over here?
11/30/2008 1:50:03 AM
#790276
wat
wat
11/30/2008 5:29:57 AM
#790302
Shadoboy
PEDOBEAR DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
11/30/2008 6:25:43 AM
#790341
anonymous
It is delicious meme, you must approve it.
11/30/2008 7:49:56 AM
#790356
Vesper
I would have said troll, but any self respecting /b/tard would have used the term "delicious cake" instead of "targeted child."
11/30/2008 8:06:28 AM
#832714
I wonder, did they never consider that pedobear is a name which is quite appealing?. If they were so secretive with the rest of the scheme..................
12/30/2008 11:48:20 PM
#838065
Zap
... holy shit, the anons trolled oprah. Successfully.
1/3/2009 10:32:31 PM
#1110716
retards
obvious troll, whole fucking thread is trolls.
@ "self respecting /b/tard"
you are a fucking idiot.
2/6/2010 5:34:28 PM
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