(on the subject of homosexuality and marriage)
For heterosexuals, it is a bond with God. What do same-sexs make a bond with?
[11/29/2008 3:57:51 AM]
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Submitted By: fcgroningen
Okay, what about marriages in other cultures?
11/29/2008 9:10:03 PM
"Wow! You sure look hot tonight, honey."
<looks toward ceiling>
"You do, too, sir."
11/29/2008 9:12:28 PM
A bond with the person they're marrying. Are you that stupid?
11/29/2008 9:17:02 PM
No, I have a contract with my husband. I'm not bonded to anything. You should compare a divorce to dissolving a corporation, they're very similar in a lot of ways.
11/29/2008 9:20:23 PM
Um... I thought marriage was supposed to be a bond with your spouse. I thought that was like, you know, the point? Not to mention, if you're going to ban homosexuals from marrying because they can't have a "bond with god" then are you going to ban heterosexual couples that don't believe in god too?
11/29/2008 9:42:46 PM
Couples bond with each other through sex, even atheist couples. Why is that so hard for you to grasp?
11/29/2008 10:34:53 PM
You all want to fuck God? That explains so much.
11/30/2008 2:03:14 AM
11/30/2008 3:06:01 AM
Super-glue (but only if we grab the wrong tube)
11/30/2008 3:54:43 AM
They make a bond with each other, dipshit.
11/30/2008 6:00:34 AM
Each other! Can you possibly be so thick?
I hope you enjoyed being married to God.
There once was a lady, how odd,
Who claimed she was married to God.
The Deity, of course
Got a Reno divorce,
He now prods a young boy with his rod.
11/30/2008 12:14:26 PM
11/30/2008 1:23:17 PM
It's pretty bad if you consider your marriage yet another religious connection and don't see it for what it's always meant
11/30/2008 1:35:13 PM
I married my wife, not some imaginary friend.
11/30/2008 1:38:58 PM
Jesus approves of hot,kinky three way bondage?
11/30/2008 3:57:41 PM
I have never heard of someone having sex who wasn't making a bond with God, so I really don't know what you are getting at.
Incidentally, I have heard people use other names, like Christ and Jesus, but some things, like "shit", should never be declared holy. And you should never say "fuck" to God's face, even if it's the ritual you choose to bond with God in. In the future, please refrain from insulting God while you are bonding with him.
11/30/2008 5:47:58 PM
each other? I'm heterosexual and Pagan and I made a bond with my husband. Civil ceremony. We've been together 30 years.
11/30/2008 6:28:37 PM
Oh, I don't know, perhaps a bond with eachother...? Like heterosexuals do?
12/1/2008 12:11:42 AM
Considering that marriage is now a legal union rather than a religious one, I'd say that same-sex couples bond with each other.
It's no longer the Church that determines whether or not someone is married, or allowed to get married, because even if you want to hold the
in a religious institution, you'll still need a license from the government stating that you are allowed to get married in the first place.
12/1/2008 12:54:11 AM
Captain Obvious: With each other. Duh.
12/1/2008 6:24:42 AM
Each other, just like straight people do.
12/2/2008 9:46:46 AM
"Well I try to live by the bible, but it tells me that my thoughts arnt right.
But those particular pages might be stuck together from the little bit of sinning I did last night
Because they told me to love Jesus
I chose an alternative route
Well I so sad when he was in that cave but I was thrilled when he came out
Well Im gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace
I said pour your love all over me but please aim away from my face."
-Bo Burnham's 'Sunday School'.
12/2/2008 10:41:40 AM
I thought that it was a bond with a human being but.............there is always room for a new definition of marriage.
12/30/2008 8:08:01 PM
"For heterosexuals, it is a bond with God. What do same-sexs make a bond with?"
1/22/2009 12:04:58 PM
I don't know. Certainly not with each other. Why the heck would anyone think marriage involves two becoming one?
12/8/2009 3:35:15 PM