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Quote# 53058

(on the subject of homosexuality and marriage)

For heterosexuals, it is a bond with God. What do same-sexs make a bond with?

SonicFanFuentes, GameFAQs 84 Comments [11/29/2008 3:57:51 AM]
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#789024
JustinGG

I'm a heterosexual. I call bullshit.

11/29/2008 8:54:11 AM

#789027
arcturus

god is into bondage now? all hail the S&M god!

11/29/2008 9:03:43 AM

#789056
Paschal Wagner

So what you're saying is, you're having sex with God?

I'm guessing you bottom...?

11/29/2008 10:46:57 AM

#789071
Julian

Here's for bonding agents...


11/29/2008 11:19:36 AM

#789077
aaa

Themselves.

11/29/2008 11:30:11 AM

#789079
Mortok

Um...each other? Same as regular marriage?

11/29/2008 11:33:21 AM

#789085
hmcook87

eachother?

11/29/2008 11:38:39 AM

#789101
anaxthema

"What do same-sexs make a bond with?"

The debbuls black ichor and the warm blood of a new born male infant... oh um.. wait no. nothing. YOU KNOW NOTHING!

11/29/2008 12:09:05 PM

#789116
IanC

Its nothing to do with God, its to do with your partner.

11/29/2008 12:41:55 PM

#789131
Reverend Jeremiah

real people?

11/29/2008 12:59:15 PM

#789141
John_in_Oz

How does that work? Does it apply to bigamous relationships? Civil marriages? Polygamous marriages? Re-marriage after divorce? Marriage in other religions? Defacto marriages?
In terms of evidence, how could you demonstrate your claim to someone who didn't already believe that? Because in all matters, if you can't do that, what you have is not fact, but bullshit.


11/29/2008 1:12:00 PM

#789190
Mister Spak

God doesn't exist so your question is made entirely of fail.

11/29/2008 1:57:30 PM

#789203
Duck On Skates

God likes a three way?


11/29/2008 2:05:05 PM

#789252
mike-mike

lolno

11/29/2008 2:42:24 PM

#789260
Anon-e-moose

"What do same-sexs make a bond with?"

Glue.

...I'll get my coat.

11/29/2008 2:49:05 PM

#789262
John

Who cares? I'm not a homosexual. It's none of my business. Sonic's either.

11/29/2008 2:51:27 PM

#789309
werewolf

Krazy Glue, just like everybody else including heteros.

11/29/2008 3:50:48 PM

#789324
Seigi no Mikata

For heterosexuals, it is a bond with God.

So when you get divorced, why do you willfully break your "bond with God"?

11/29/2008 4:03:42 PM

#789344
History Teacher

As a liberal Catholic preparing for marriage, I beg to differ. Marriage is a bond with your spouse. Many people of faith choose to make that bond a public covenant before God (thus a religious marriage ceremony), but it is not a bond with God.

Because of this erroneous belief, Fundies notoriously treat single adults as lesser Christians.

11/29/2008 4:27:21 PM

#789356
freako104

Each other.And even heterosexuals make it a bond with their S.O. Not all have nor need god

11/29/2008 4:41:42 PM

#789416
Shadoboy

Faith + 1

"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face."

"Body of Christ sleek swimmer's body all muscled up and toned! The body of Christ oh lord almighty, I wish I could call it my own!"

"Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot."

11/29/2008 5:16:49 PM

#789553
doomie 22

Incoming butt sex joke...

11/29/2008 7:13:58 PM

#789681
Amanda

For everybody in America, it is a bond with the state. I still don't understand how the fundies can claim that marriage is a religious institution. You can't get married without a marriage license, issued NOT by the church, but by the local courthouse. In other words, the government.

11/29/2008 8:22:30 PM

#789696
Munchiez

Do you meaan to tell me that God has a Voyeurism Fetish?

11/29/2008 8:29:48 PM

#789736
LOLKILLZ

By your logic? God.

11/29/2008 8:44:52 PM
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