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I remember that I was 17 years of age. I was still in high school. My enjoyment after school was seeking the LORD and reading the bible. I remember one day that I would watch Benny Hinn. Every day after school I would watch him. When my family came home from work, they did not like this, so they would change the channel on me almost all the time. So I asked the LORD to make every channel TBN, which is the best Christian network out there.

The next day, my Mother turned on the TV to check the weather. To her amazement every single channel was TBN and had Benny Hinn preaching the Gospel.She tried to change it, but it didn't work. She called the cable company up and made a complaint. When the technician arrived, he could not fix the cable box and said that he has never seen anything like this before. There was no explanation of why the cable receiver was not working. Through this miracle, it testified to the reality of God, as he has the power to invade this physical world and is not restrained by what we believe, but moves upon our faith in him.

Stephen Choate, Speak God Speak 136 Comments [11/22/2008 8:47:41 PM]
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Mudak

Most 17-year-olds sought, um, another kind of enjoyment after school....

11/23/2008 5:07:21 AM

Fdragon

...are you a troll? Please be a troll.

11/23/2008 6:40:29 AM

Antichrist

Yeah, Loki likes to screw with people like that.

11/23/2008 6:41:45 AM

Beeblebrox

Bulls***. You must think everyone else is really stupid.

11/23/2008 6:53:45 AM

Andy Kaufman

Hey now, Stephen Choate, lies like that make Baby Jesus call his lawyer.

11/23/2008 7:27:08 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"I remember that I was 17 years of age. I was still in high school. My enjoyment after school was seeking the LORD and reading the bible."

Wow

I read the babble when I was 7 and concluded it was utter moronic bullshit.

You must be remarkably stupid.

11/23/2008 7:33:00 AM

onein6billion

Christ, I work for the cable company and can explain that. The crappy boxes you get most of the time with cable are glitchier than a brand new version of windows and one of their favorite tricks is to "stick" on whatever channel you happen to be watching when they decide to give up the ghost. Be grateful that you weren't watching the pron when it happened.

11/23/2008 7:55:13 AM

Sanrio90

It amazes me that people are so fucking stupid that they actually believe the vile crap that comes out of Benny Hinn's mouth. False Prophet, anyone?

11/23/2008 8:42:45 AM

Xotan

Lying for Jeesus!

11/23/2008 11:14:03 AM

solomongrundy

I call shennanigans. Put more simply, I think you're a damn liar.

. She called the cable company up and made a complaint.

So would I.

11/23/2008 1:03:05 PM

HoJuSimpson

Lying for Jesus is so cute.

My enjoyment after school was seeking the LORD and reading the bible.

I see. Let's just say, theoretically, you got out of school at 3pm and didn't hit the sack until 9pm. So, for those hours all you did was read your bible? Lol yawn.

11/23/2008 1:12:22 PM

Ambrielle

Liar.

11/23/2008 1:43:19 PM

ozznova

I'm pretty damn sure that Benny Hinn is the spawn of Satan and not God.

How do you know you haven't been following the Devil all this time?

11/23/2008 1:45:41 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Yep. Certified bat shit insane and/or a liar.

11/23/2008 2:19:22 PM

History Teacher

This was much funnier when I thought he was watching Benny Hill.

And when the hell was he doing his homework???

11/23/2008 5:39:40 PM

Aethernaut

Liar.

11/23/2008 6:20:54 PM

Bored One-time Poster

You must feel awful for not praying for something more worthwhile.

11/23/2008 8:09:08 PM

Nevrmore

God was actually trying to over-expose you to Benny Hinn so you'd see everything he said and realize it was all bullshit and turn away from it.

11/23/2008 9:39:09 PM

Brian X

Stuck on Benny Hinn? Ugh. That's just... wrong.

Then again, the fact that anyone takes him the slightest bit seriously is beyond wrong. There isn't a sincere bone in that man's body.

11/24/2008 4:51:29 AM

MichaelL

Lie for Jesus much?

11/24/2008 8:29:06 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

BULLSHIT!

11/24/2008 4:25:33 PM

SpeakGodSpeak CREATOR

I found this information on Google.com and it speaks about my Testimony of the TBN miracle. Yes it is true that the day after I prayed for every channel to become the same network that every channel became the same channel.

My Father at the time did not believe in God. He would shut the TV off because he was like many of you. He didn't care about God or respect him. I didn't like this, so I asked God to make every channel one channel so he couldn't touch the TV.

You can put me down or say this is a lie, that is your perception and it is erroneous. But I'm telling you the truth. What happened that day was a phenomenon. Every channel became 1 channel. To be quite honest with you, it was pretty funny when it happened. My Mother was trying to change the channels and she could not. I was just as amazed as she was, I couldn't believe my prayer worked.

I hope you find Christ/God this year. I love you despite your remarks and hope to see change in your life. You deserve the best this Holiday season.

I forgive all of you, for those that continue to show disrespect and insult me, its time to grow up and become what you were born to be.

Stephen Choate
The ONE you insulted and the story you doubted


11/27/2008 1:27:45 PM

SpeakGodSpeak CREATOR

Some of you read my recent article in regards to my defense and testimony. I forgot to "THANK ALL OF YOU for FREE ADVERTISEMENTS"

I just reviewed my SERVER and it said I had 26 additional visitors to my website from this website. Thank you for increasing my RANK on the NET. I appreciate it! Your visits mean that my website will be worth more and have greater value. Thank you for posting all of the erroneous and childish insults. Because in the midst of that chaos and retarded perception, you will have had added greater popularity and worth to my personal network.



11/27/2008 1:50:30 PM

e13

Man, the God I read about in the Bible could send plagues, cure the sick, and raise the dead.

All yours does is break the TV. Lame!

11/27/2008 4:03:47 PM

Psittacosis

And now I see from PubAdmin that Stephen Choate has changed his mind ... he's not grateful to us for improving his net ranking, no, he's going to sue us, because (I love this) his name is copyrighted.

You can't make it up, can you? (Well, Stephen Choate(c) can, it seems).

11/27/2008 7:25:53 PM
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