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CHRISTIANS I HAVE BAD NEWS

OBAMA WON!
NOW PRAY HARDLY THAN YOU EVER PRAY BEFORE CAUSE ARMAGEDDON IS NEAR THAN EVER BEFORE!

Crushmore(LoneWolf1984), .new.pwrshow.com 52 Comments [11/10/2008 4:53:07 AM]
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#758925
Lurkeress

Psh, people said that over Y2K eight years ago.

11/10/2008 4:55:07 AM

#758929
solomongrundy

So you'll have someone slightly less right-wing in charge of your country next year compared to the jerk who's brought it to its knees today. Boo hoo.

Effing drama queen.

11/10/2008 4:57:07 AM

#758930
Nowonmai

Neener neener neeeeeener!

11/10/2008 4:58:39 AM

#758932
Fdragon

So...don't pray then? Or just pray sometimes?

11/10/2008 4:59:45 AM

#758934
Michael

Hi LoneWolf, how's your girlfriend - or have you lost the puncture outfit again?

11/10/2008 5:00:10 AM

#758952
myheadhurts

Pray Hardly... is lonewolf reconsidering power of prayer?

11/10/2008 5:07:46 AM

#758961
Mike

OMGONOESWTF!

11/10/2008 5:16:06 AM

#758962
HoJuSimpson


11/10/2008 5:16:47 AM

#758964
M.M.

I lol'd.

11/10/2008 5:18:18 AM

#758970
dworkin

Hardly praying? Good idea. Get up off your knees and do something for a change.

11/10/2008 5:23:36 AM

#758972
David

HUMANS I HAVE BAD NEWS

LONEWOLF IS BACK! AND THIS TIME IT HAS A DICTIONARY!
Prepare thyselves for a marathon bout of verbal masturbation.

Tell me LoneWolf1984, why are you so fascinated with wrestling. Oooh, all those MEN, sooo butch sweety.

11/10/2008 5:24:15 AM

#758976
Antichrist

Pray hardly? Maybe God only listens to people with a certain level of English skills.

@ HoJuSimpson
Good one, consider it stolen.

11/10/2008 5:30:46 AM

#758980


It took him this long to react.

11/10/2008 5:32:33 AM

#758996
Grimesy

You have perflect engrish skills there.

11/10/2008 5:44:35 AM

#759017
Random Guy

Translation: WHARRGARBL.

11/10/2008 5:56:11 AM

#759019
Amanda

I love the way LoneWolf only now just got the news, and then shares it like he's the only one who knows.

11/10/2008 5:57:38 AM

#759029
Allegory for Jesus

You know when Armageddon will really be near? When you form a coherent sentence.

11/10/2008 5:59:51 AM

#759068
Ambrielle

Hardly? tee hee.

11/10/2008 6:19:58 AM

#759111
Mortok

There's not gonna be any armageddon, moron. Hate to dissappoint you, LoneWolf, but you're going to live a very long, very annoying life.

11/10/2008 7:04:25 AM

#759127
J-Hay

For those commenting on LW's supposed late reaction, to be fair, he made that post on Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:42 am.

He's still a fucktard, though.

11/10/2008 7:50:47 AM

#759163
Comicartist

Well it's written in CAPS LOCK so it must be true.

11/10/2008 8:59:29 AM

#759167
Jack Bauer

Obviously your lot didn't pray 'hardly' enough before the election - what makes you think that the power of prayer is sufficient to 'rectify' the situation after the election?

Don't you think that if your god did not approve of Obama he would have let him win?

If US politics was that important to him, he would have sent his son back to stand for election and you could have all voted JC.

11/10/2008 9:20:18 AM

#759189
nintendofreakgcn

In the Bible (book of Revelation specifically, if I recall correctly), Armageddon is a place, not a time, so I find it very hard to believe that it's significantly closer now than it was any time in the last few decades.

11/10/2008 9:50:58 AM

#759195
Dan Onymous

Maybe God wanted him to win?

11/10/2008 10:04:46 AM

#759205
Quantum Mechanic

idiot

11/10/2008 10:18:48 AM
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