I think that God controls the weather...I did a search at Crosswalk.com: [insert long list of verses where God sends lightning and thunder]...
[11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Well, it's about time someone laid off Darwin and went after the weather channel.
7/21/2008 7:18:41 PM
He's totally infringing on Thor's shtick.
7/23/2008 9:42:17 AM
Back to bed.
7/23/2008 9:42:59 AM
Your imaginary friend doesn't control shit.
6/28/2013 7:51:40 AM
Zeus did it first,,,or at least long before your God.
6/28/2013 3:13:38 PM
No, it's Barrack Obama who controls the weather.
Well, he has been accused of just about everything else, so why not throw this into the melting pot of stupidity as well?
6/29/2013 4:14:53 AM
If that's the case, your god has been REALLY mad at Texas for the past few years
6/29/2013 7:27:11 AM