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Since I was a kid, my mom has always told me that actors who have played Jesus always seem to have something really odd happen to them...boom, another one. I don't know if it is God's way of saying 'don't even...'

pam2003, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#156800
TB Tabby

So why hasn't anything happened to Willem Dafoe?

2/8/2007 10:28:30 AM

#157367
JP

God like, totally said don't even! And then he said talk to the hand, and we were like omg, no he didn't!

2/8/2007 9:47:41 PM

#157386
CousinTed

Ted Neeley- Still alive
William Dafoe- Still alive
Robert Powell-Still alive
Max von Sydow- Still alive

You were saying?

2/8/2007 9:57:09 PM

#157482
Lainey

What is this person referring to?

2/8/2007 11:11:31 PM

#157538
David D.G.

Yeah, but you think its such a good thing to follow Jesus? Just look at all those guys who were with Jesus and followed him, and how did they end up? DEAD![/sarcasm]


~David D.G.

2/8/2007 11:56:25 PM

#168190
mrsyoungie

Actors who play Superman have had bad things happen to them. I think he is confusing Jesus with Superman.

2/24/2007 12:23:48 AM

#437727
Marlowe

No, man, Dafoe became a vampire and then he was driven insane by that experimental gas and tried to kill Spider-Man. It was all over the news.

3/18/2008 10:12:23 PM

#438255
Canadiest

Your Moms a liar. No surprize in Fundieland.

How many people have done Jesus in Godspell and Jesus Christ Superstar over the last 30 years?

3/19/2008 2:59:59 PM

#438378
lissie

to my knowledge they're all still alive... the only one that even comes close to this was that guy in the passion of the christ who got struck by lightning whilst he was on the cross- is this god's way of telling us not to? riiight...

3/19/2008 4:41:39 PM

#438417
szena

Funny how they never catch on to the fact that Thor zapped the guy in "Passion" to say, "That's a lie, you idiots!"

3/19/2008 5:18:21 PM

#444758
Canadiest

Actually playing Jesus would be an "odd thing" even in a varied actors life

3/26/2008 1:37:00 PM

#444797
Darwin

Morgan Freeman is looking healthy.

3/26/2008 2:08:07 PM

#444888
Lucretius

Well Robert Powell dis go from being a respected classical actor to appearing in a comedy with Jasper Carrott ,so Pam may have a point

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Detectives

3/26/2008 3:12:20 PM

#444889
Lucretius

Well Robert Powell did go from being a respected classical actor to appearing in a comedy with Jasper Carrott ,so Pam may have a point

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Detectives

3/26/2008 3:12:40 PM

#445143
Grand Archblasphemer of York

It's because God has a penchant for killing anyone that looks like Jesus, right? Just like the original...

Certainly explains what happened to all those hippies...

3/26/2008 7:12:23 PM

#591593


don't even what? spread the idea of jesus through film? Blasphemy

7/17/2008 1:15:41 AM

#600289
mike-mike

Mel's not dead yet.

7/23/2008 7:27:54 PM

#1288823
BR

Well, I had heard that Willem Defoe got all aroused every time he was hung on the cross...production assistants hated him.

Hearsay, mind you. =0)

5/13/2011 12:53:34 PM
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