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Quote# 51592

OK, so what comes next?

1) Israel is going to have to take out Iran's nuke facilities before Bush is out of office.
2) Starting the war of Psa. 83
3) Ending with Isa. 17
4) The Rapture of the Church

not necessarily in that order...

Oh Lord, what has our nation done?

That's quite a silly question to ask, I guess? Let's see, we:

a) took You out of our schools
b) legally supported killing Your children
c) took You out of our government, which WAS founded on Judeo/Christian principles
d) turned our heads on homosexuality
e) let diversity and multi-culturalism accentuate our differences
f) promoted "tolerance" which is mostly a virtue of one with NO convictions

Grand.

Up is down, day is night, good is bad & wrong is right.

Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil.

1angel4u, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [11/7/2008 10:56:15 PM]
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#755089
Mister Spak

I vote for # 4 to happen first so you retards can't try to make any of the rest of it happen.

11/7/2008 11:00:58 PM

#755103
dg

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil." And you can promote war and intolerance, and read that verse without flinching?

11/7/2008 11:07:22 PM

#755127
Duck

My personal feelings are that Israel is perfectly welcome to strike at Iran. After all, the US has set a perfectly good example with the Bush doctrine. And just as we have to now lay in the bed we made, Israel would also have to lay in their bed.

In other words, if Israel preemptively strikes at Iran, the US with its over stretched military should let Israel deal with the consequences of their actions. I can only hope that the US can finally let Israel stand on its own, and I personally think that the financial aid continually poured into Israel by the US could probably be better spent fixing bridges and roads in the US.

11/7/2008 11:13:47 PM

#755148
aaa

Sigh...

11/7/2008 11:17:50 PM

#755171
Cheese

I'm with aaa on this one.

11/7/2008 11:23:05 PM

#755180
Mudak

a. Since the country honors no specific religion, publicly supported versions of any religion is unconstitutional
b. Don't know about that. Murder is murder no matter the age of the child. If you're talking about an abortion, remember that a zygote / embryo / fetus meets the biological definition of a parasite
c. There is no evidence that it was founded on the basis of any religious doctrine. There is no reference to a deity anywhere in the constitution, and the phrase "endowed by their creator" in the declaration of independence certainly does not imply any religion (I was created when my father fucked my mother; that's true for most people, isn't it?)
d. I don't care what two consenting adults do, be they two men, two women, or a man and a woman. Why should anyone else?
e. Differing viewpoints help us understand the world better.
f. I always thought "tolerating" something is an awfully low standard, actually. It stops short of acceptance.

11/7/2008 11:25:26 PM

#755188
Illuminatalie

a) took You out of our schools
b) legally supported killing Your children
c) took You out of our government, which WAS founded on Judeo/Christian principles
d) turned our heads on homosexuality

Standard fundy gobbledygook. Fortunately, fundies would rather whine than bother go out on a frenzy of lynchings.

let diversity and multi-culturalism accentuate our differences
In the fight between you and the world, bet on the world.

promoted "tolerance" which is mostly a virtue of one with NO convictions
If you mean, no DELUSIONS, you'd be right. With such seething hatred towards the rest of the world, you actually pick a name like 'angel'? Is that how you see yourself?

11/7/2008 11:26:44 PM

#755222
Old Viking

Here's another one dispensing "Woe." There must have been a post-election day special at Wal-Mart.

11/7/2008 11:35:23 PM

#755229
GigaGuess

a) took You out of our schools
God's in school as long as children pray (and as long as there are final exams, you have NOTHING to worry about there.) The only thing is, is a teacher cannot endorse any religion, and as such, cannot lead prayer. Unless you don't mind your children participating in a Muslim prayer, or Buddhist meditation...

b) legally supported killing Your children
No one supports infanticide. However, and abortion is barely closer to murder then menstruation or ejaculation is.

c) took You out of our government, which WAS founded on Judeo/Christian principles
No, it has some common elements to Judeo-Christian ideals. Hoever, those morals are shared by practically every other religion, too.

d) turned our heads on homosexuality
If God has an issue with who I fuck, he can bring it up with me. You can kindly fuck yourself with a bumper.

e) let diversity and multi-culturalism accentuate our differences
As opposed to bigotry doing that for you?

f) promoted "tolerance" which is mostly a virtue of one with NO convictions
Yeah, what would Jesus say about those who choose not to judge others. Nothing good, I bet, right?

11/7/2008 11:38:12 PM

#755255
Drax

Fucking nutters. Since Obama was elected, the volume of shite coming from these people has increased tenfold. Maybe after he's been in office a few years and the world hasn't ended after all, they'll shut the fuck up, but somehow I doubt it.

11/7/2008 11:48:11 PM

#755276
No One

What makes you think your version of "good/bad" and "wrong/right" is the same as anyone else?

For instance, you may not think so, but I happen to think taking God out of the things in your list was a good thing.

11/7/2008 11:58:23 PM

#755325
Frank

yeah, Im evil and I like it

11/8/2008 12:21:42 AM

#755353
Observable Reality

Did you not notice the three states that just banned gay marriage? I mean, what with all your doomsaying, you've probably been too busy to pay attention to the news.

11/8/2008 12:40:27 AM

#755373
Slayer

If your version of good involves throwing people into Hell for eternity, then I will rightfully call it evil.

11/8/2008 12:54:23 AM

#755403
Shadoboy

Woe for those who call tolerance evil and biggotry christianity.

11/8/2008 1:10:59 AM

#755417
nemesis

Yes, woe to those who call Bush the Second Coming and Obama the Antichrist

11/8/2008 1:18:47 AM

#755418
Atheist In A Foxhole

This is funny. It is a mix of the fundie moaning about how "we" have done so many bad things to the all-powerful, jealous, spiteful, hate-filled deity they worship (despite his claims being nonsense) and then going on about how god will do it back to us as punishment.

If this were two six year olds, adults would tell them to play nice - but god is allowed to be as childish as he wants...

Ironically, this is a fundie on RaptureRetards who is complaining that gods plan to bring the rapture has been enacted and thinking it is a punishment.

What the fuck is wrong with being at least slightly bloody consistent.

Cunts, the lot of them.

11/8/2008 1:20:16 AM

#755421
OT

So if 1-4 don't happen before Bush is out of office, by your own book you're a false prophet controlled by Satan. Your day is coming, have the courage of your convictions and do the right thing when your prophecies fail.

11/8/2008 1:22:04 AM

#755437
John

It must be tough living in a country where the government won't stick its finger into other peoples' business and make them obey your rules. No wonder these people are so against abortion: they want to be everybody's mommy, with the government as their personal spanking stick.

11/8/2008 1:39:26 AM

#755440


I've come to the conclusion that fundies have absolutely NO CLUE what their religion is about, after reading E and F.

11/8/2008 1:42:11 AM

#755463
Mayhem


11/8/2008 1:52:33 AM

#755483
dg

@Duck: Exactly.

@Mudak: <nitpick> Technically, a zygote/embryo/fetus doesn't meet the biological definition of a parasite; generally the definition requires the parasite to be a different species from the host. </nitpick>

11/8/2008 2:09:35 AM

#755537
SSJPunk

The whole election thread is full of lulz and definitely worth reading.

11/8/2008 3:29:02 AM

#755545


a) took You out of our schools
God is still present in schools. You can pray, what more do you want?

b) legally supported killing Your children
Anyone who thinks God is opposed to killing in general and abortions specifically has not read the Bible.

c) took You out of our government, which WAS founded on Judeo/Christian principles
History revisionism and book burnings... I'm glad fundies make up only a small portion of Americans.

d) turned our heads on homosexuality
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

If your obsessive campaigning against gays is 'turning your head', I... sorry, I'm laughing too hard to go on.

e) let diversity and multi-culturalism accentuate our differences
Diversities! In teh America?! Oh noesz!

f) promoted "tolerance" which is mostly a virtue of one with NO convictions
No tolerance for you fundies, then.

11/8/2008 3:37:08 AM

#755616
Moon Wolfhowl

"d) turned our heads on homosexuality'

As I recall, you people spread enough lies and fear to get people to vote against equal rights for homosexuals in 4 states, so I don't think you get to use that one anymore.

11/8/2008 4:39:17 AM
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