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The Great White Throne of Judgment is going to be pretty interesting....

Muslim :"But-but-but no one TOLD ME about you!!!"

Jesus: " Really? Did you even TRY to listen before you decaptiated them?"

Muslim: "uh--"


Jesus : " I'll take THAT as a 'no'."

Robert, RR 69 Comments [10/17/2008 7:00:05 PM]
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#724353
Current

Ah, Jesus is such a smartass.

10/17/2008 7:00:59 PM
#724358


lame

10/17/2008 7:04:28 PM
#724364
Xemnas

We all know you Raptards take pleasure in seeing your "heretics" suffer especially the Arabs. That's why we all want you to die in a fire.

$

10/17/2008 7:06:57 PM
#724366
aaa

Groan...

10/17/2008 7:07:43 PM
#724373
Lucilius

What, the toilet? it's useful, but hardly fascinating. And does Jesus really need company in there, like Lyndon Johnson?

10/17/2008 7:10:23 PM
#724374
Geno

The moment these Christians realize they're not going to Nirvana is going to be pretty interesting...

Fundie: "But.. but.. but you're not God!"

Buddha: "No, not really. But I see you spent your whole life desiring something you could never attain while inconveniencing and hurting others. Did you even try to study other religions before trying to convert them to your own?"

Fundie: "Uh.."

Buddha: "Not good enough; F minus minus."

10/17/2008 7:11:09 PM
#724378
Doctor Whom

The Great White Throne of Judgment is going to be pretty interesting....

Crusader:"But-but-but no one TOLD ME about you!!!"

Allah: " Really? Did you even TRY to listen before you set fire to their whole city?"

Crusader: "uh--"


Allah: " I'll take THAT as a 'no'."

10/17/2008 7:12:25 PM
#724384
Pyroclasm

Better yet:

Allah: Why did you go around killing lots of my followers?

Crusader: Because... God demanded it?

Allah: Actually, my followers were supposed to be killing you guys. Nice try, though.

*Tosses crusader into a pit of burning excrement*

10/17/2008 7:15:04 PM
#724391
Darth Wang

Jesus is a very important prophet in Islam

10/17/2008 7:22:48 PM
#724395
Raybees

I've got a Great White Throne at my house.

It's a Kohler, of course!

10/17/2008 7:23:59 PM
#724408
Illuminatalie

Hahaha. Great white throne. Say no MORE!

10/17/2008 7:28:54 PM
#724409
Asuka

... I know what they mean, but.. I'm just picturing Jesus passing down judgment while he's taking a shit. It's hilarious, which I don't think is what they were going for.

10/17/2008 7:29:02 PM
#724412
The L

Better:

*at the door to the Summerlands*

Fundie: "But-but-you're not real! God's supposed to be a man!"

Diana: "No, not really. But I see you did spend a lot of time desecrating the planet I made for you to live on, attacking everyone who disagreed with you, and claiming that all My children were worshiping a fictional incarnation of evil. Did you even bother trying to think for yourself and learn about the world around you, instead of wasting your time hurting others?"

Fundie: "Uh.."

Diana: "I'll take that as a 'no.' You're definitely going back as a crack baby."

10/17/2008 7:32:27 PM
#724421
NoAstronomer

The possibilities are (virtually) endless. How about this one:

Fundie: "But-but-but no one TOLD ME I couldn't eat lobster !!!"*

Old Testament God: "Really? Did you even READ the bible?"

Fundie: "uh--"

Old Testament God: " I'll take THAT as a 'no'."

* Leviticus 10:11-12

10/17/2008 7:38:23 PM
#724422
MarkS

Is it just me or do these people really seem to get turned on by their revenge fantasies?

10/17/2008 7:39:49 PM
#724428
kingoftheheavies

Fundie: But, jebus, no one told me not to mix fabrics!

jebus winces as he pinches off another gooey turd. Then he wipes his butthole and says, "Dad-damnit, I hate these new low-flow fucking Great White Thrones! Oh yeah, fuck you fundie!"

10/17/2008 7:47:10 PM
#724434
anonymous

Christian: "But-but-but no one TOLD ME about you!!!"

Allah: "Really? Did you even TRY to listen before they decapitated you?"

Christian: "uh--"


Allah: "I'll take THAT as a 'no'"

Now I have to go vomit, because your odd capitalization and the odd emphasis it implies made me sick. I'll take THAT as GFY, you suck at fiction.

10/17/2008 7:58:23 PM
#724435
Headache

Riddle me this:
With what is Jesus wiping his ass after finishing the business on the white throne?

Are there paper mills and forests in heaven? Can I get Charmin Ultra?

10/17/2008 7:58:52 PM
#724442
Old Viking

Wait till Robert finds out that God is a very liberal black woman with a fondness for atheists.

10/17/2008 8:03:06 PM
#724444
Agnostic Antagonist

Jesus as played by David Spade?

10/17/2008 8:04:34 PM
#724447


:facepalm:

10/17/2008 8:07:53 PM
#724448
Tomby Stone

Muslim 2 : "Hey Jesus."

Jesus : "So ... I guess nobody told you about me either huh ?? Right, off to Hell you go !!"

Muslim 2 : "Whoa whoa whoa !! I just said your name. Of course I've heard about you. You're one of the most important prophets of my religion."

Jesus : "Really ?? Nobody told me that !!"

Muslim 2 : "Did you even TRY to listen to them before you sent them to Hell ??"

Jesus : "Uh ..."

Muslim 2 : "I'll take THAT as a 'no'"

Jesus : Nooooooooooooooo !!!

/Jesus falls into darkness.

10/17/2008 8:08:19 PM
#724454
Senator

Brahman" "Did you even read the Upanishads?"

Rapture Fucktard: "Uh..."

Brahman: "I'll take that as a no."

10/17/2008 8:11:01 PM
#724470
Frank

Mictlan: So did you ever kill a dude or assist in the delivery of a child?

Christian Fundie: No... mostly I just picketed people who had lifestyles that I disagreed with. Also, I thought women in labor were unclean.

Mictlan: Sorry, it's the long path of obsidian shards for you.

CF: No.....!!!!

10/17/2008 8:28:44 PM
#724471
Pagnostic

Rapture Ready folk sure do like to fantasize about people being judged and punished.

10/17/2008 8:30:18 PM
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