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I'm only 30 years old and my husband is 37. We have so much to be thankful for, and we are. But we have both discussed that we are just ready to get out of this sinful, sad world. For years, I kept thinking things might get better. They just seem to keep getting worse.

cameobrio, RR 51 Comments [10/15/2008 7:35:56 AM]
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#720562
Paschal Wagner

Dear BBC, East Grinstead, Friday. I feel I really must write and protest about that sketch. My husband, in common with a lot of people of his age, is fifty. For how long are we to put up with these things? Yours sincerely, E. B. Debenham (Mrs).

10/15/2008 7:40:25 AM

#720564
Mortok

So drink the Kool-Aid already!

10/15/2008 7:45:11 AM

#720571
Eden

If it weren´t on RR one could think that it isn´t fundamentalist. Just suicidal.

Well, as Jesus won´t approach on a white horse and take them away, no matter how much they hope for it, they will have to live their life till its natural (or unnatural) end

10/15/2008 8:12:28 AM

#720573
MichaelL

And hey, now that Obama is going to win, all the more reason to leave...

10/15/2008 8:33:14 AM

#720575
Jack Bauer

Dear BBC,

I really must protest about the letter from Mrs E B Debenham of East Grinstead.

My husband watched that particular sketch and found it most stimulating - certainly worth the annual Licence Fee.

At this stage, I must point out that my husband has never associated with those sort of people, he has never dressed as an undertaker, even for charitable purposes, and has never kissed a squirrel.

yours sincerely

Rhonda Littlewood (Mrs)

10/15/2008 8:37:59 AM

#720577
John_in_Oz

I empathise. I'm sure millions of people in Somalia would fight tooth and nail not to have things as bad as you do.

10/15/2008 8:39:36 AM

#720595
Lulzmonger

You are ready to an hero?

DO IT FAGGOT!

10/15/2008 9:04:23 AM

#720596
CailinBan

That is just so, so sad.

10/15/2008 9:05:04 AM

#720597
CailinBan

That is just so, so sad.

10/15/2008 9:05:13 AM

#720610
Resinland

Just do it, don't just talk about it. Less of you around, the better.

10/15/2008 9:25:21 AM

#720623
Waiting for God

Try helping to make the world better then instead of praying to your death cult to kill everyone.

10/15/2008 9:38:30 AM

#720638
arcturus

bye

10/15/2008 10:11:08 AM

#720650
anevilmeme

Sad

10/15/2008 10:26:10 AM

#720652
aaa

What are ye waiting for? Just take a lot of pills.

10/15/2008 10:28:57 AM

#720653
Jesus Klingon

None of this adds up. You want to leave this world so badly, and you think Jesus will destroy it when he comes back. But you whine so much that an Obama Presidency will destroy poor little America and shut down your precious little Rapture Ready. As far as you're concerned, so what if it does?

10/15/2008 10:30:30 AM

#720666
The Jamo

You're right. I can't stand weekly television drama series either. Save us Jesus!!!

10/15/2008 10:42:38 AM

#720695
Michael

Dear BBC. I feel that I really must prottest about the letters from E.B.Debenham (Mrs) and Rhonda Littlewood (Mrs).
My squirrel is suing for a divorce and as a consequence my hovercraft is now full of eels dressed up as undertakers.
I have never asked to fondle anyones buttocks in order to find the way to Victoria Station.
Major-General Ivor Biggun (Mrs)

10/15/2008 11:19:38 AM

#720701
Mister Spak

Can you take your whole fundie church with you?

10/15/2008 11:39:04 AM

#720702
Mister Spak

Can you take your whole fundie church with you?

10/15/2008 11:39:10 AM

#720718
jack cambrian

Man you fuckers are tragic. I'd almost feel sorry for you, if I wasn't aware that you and your ilk have made concentrated efforts to fuck up every democratic election you've ever been involved in.

Sincerely
Jack Cambrian (Mrs)

10/15/2008 11:53:38 AM

#720724
Philbert McAdamia

Life is a bitch.


And then you die.

10/15/2008 12:11:36 PM

#720733
kingoftheheavies

One murder/suicide, comin' right up!

10/15/2008 12:25:58 PM

#720744
Fdragon

Good God. Stop moping already and take the damn cyonide pills. If you are that dead set on killing yourselves then do it. Otherwise stop emoing all over the place.

10/15/2008 12:37:01 PM

#720746
Ambrielle

Hate to break it to you: unless the rest of us are really lucky, you're going to be around for another 50 years or so.

10/15/2008 12:42:27 PM

#720752
sOLU

Ok, here is the plan:

1)Next sunday you put on big fur coat.

2)Load it with explosives.
(make them your self if you don't have any,
but i bet you fundie hunny bunnies got lots of those in da house)

3)Wait about half of the ceremony.
(you want to take those hypochristians too i bet)

4)BOOM


*BOOM is figure of speech and means explosion.

ps: Boom with caps of fury means big explosion.
pps: Approx 10kg hydrogen nitrate made out of furtiliser.

10/15/2008 12:48:41 PM
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