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#719372
Sinisterwing
Astronomy phail
10/14/2008 11:11:13 AM
#719379
Eden
Smells like Poe Spirit ;)
10/14/2008 11:19:15 AM
#719380
aaa
Garvan, what are you smoking? Eden, he's serious.
10/14/2008 11:19:18 AM
#719384
Mortok
Not nearly as dangerous as Monopoly. It always ends in tears. Blood and tears.
10/14/2008 11:22:15 AM
#719388
Eden
Originally posted by aaa
2008-Oct-14 11:19 AM
Garvan, what are you smoking? Eden, he's serious.
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Wow, in this case he is almost as mad as the flat earthers. But at least he is one of the fundamentalists who know the bible good enough to know that our current cosmological model is in conflict with the bible. He only fails in drawing the right conclusions from this :D
10/14/2008 11:29:15 AM
#719389
realtyman
What a shame the bible does not claim that pigs fly or that the moon is made of cheese. We could to continue to listen to persons with the intellectual development of Mr. Ellison explain how the bible is correct and our lying eyes are wrong. The world's oxygen is simply wasted on some.
10/14/2008 11:29:57 AM
#719391
Mister Spak
This "phenomemun" was observed when the Mars rover arrived where it was supposed to based on a heliocentric model.
We have the Mars pics. We win.
10/14/2008 11:30:39 AM
#719398
arcturus
Gallileo says you're a fucking idiot.
10/14/2008 11:35:42 AM
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10/14/2008 11:37:48 AM
#719412
Sandman
Garvin now has his own blog!
Look here: http://garvanellison.blogspot.com/
10/14/2008 11:56:35 AM
#719434
Lulzmonger
Disregarding all known facts..
10/14/2008 12:18:27 PM
#719449
Waiting for God
Garvan Ellison isn't a Poe, please, please will people stop yelling Poe everytime they see something so stupid posted that they can't themselves believe it.
He posts a lot on BBC religion and most of his views are absolutley retarded and ridiculous.
In short people, yes, he really is stupid enough to say that planetary orbits have never been observed and ironic enough to put Dr before his name.
He isn't a Poe, stop yelling Poe for every bloody post we get I'm utterly sick of hearing it.
10/14/2008 12:32:47 PM
#719454
anevilmeme
Not been observed?!? ROFLMFAO!!!!
There is stupid,
Then there is criminally stupid,
Then there are fundtards.
10/14/2008 12:36:49 PM
#719459
Nowonmai
I hope to all that I hold dear that you never reproduce, as Darwinism doesn't always cull out gross stupidity.
10/14/2008 12:40:00 PM
#719483
Marcus
OK, forget the astronomy failure and focus on his second statement: the presumption that science's main goal is to destroy religion, specifically Christianity. Why don't these people ever get that science doesn't care about religion because it's untestable and therefore outside of the scope?! Just because science is able to better explain our reality does not mean it's purposefully trying to eliminate religion. The "nonsense" in Geneva (LHC at CERN) is an experiment, nothing more nothing less. There are no divine or supernatural implications, be it good or bad. They are not "playing God" but merely using their curious nature to better understand how nature works. Period.
10/14/2008 1:17:31 PM
#719508
JohnTheAtheist
Kidding, right?
Here's the thing. Scientists have no agenda, I repeat, no agenda, to silence anyone. The only agenda we have is to observe and report on reality. If those conclusions do not fit with your world view then prove them wrong. Prove them wrong WITHOUT the bible.
What kind of name is Garvan anyway?
10/14/2008 1:45:37 PM
#719518
@Garvan Ellison
Try looking up.
10/14/2008 1:54:46 PM
#719549
Grigadil
Playing God is a dangerous game.
Using god as evidence for your total FAIL is even more dangerous.
10/14/2008 2:15:46 PM
#719580
Metatron
So is playing scientist.
10/14/2008 2:37:06 PM
#719588
Galileo
"phenomenum(sic)"
Whatever that is.
We need to talk.
Then I'm going to beat you to death with a 200" telescope.
10/14/2008 2:42:47 PM
#719626
Horsefeathers
"Yet this phenomenum has never been observed."
Oh my god. You simply cannot possibly be this fucking stupid.
10/14/2008 3:20:29 PM
#719657
Thundersqueaks
I'm with you, Garvan. Everyone knows it's really the sun that moves (pushed across the sky by a Scarab beetle).
10/14/2008 3:43:13 PM
#719662
Lucilius
The Bible also says those of strong enough faith can walk on liquids. C'mon over, Garvan, and show me both your great faith and the veracity of the Bible. They've got a nice mostly-liquid surface waiting for you down at the local sewage treatment plant.
10/14/2008 3:45:45 PM
#719663
Illuminatalie
Isn't it a pity
Isn't it a shame
No one ever told me boy
Playing adult is a dangerous game.
10/14/2008 3:46:11 PM
#719686
Headache
Venus transiting the sun:
10/14/2008 4:04:20 PM
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