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Yeah. All that stuff.
You are clearly a spiritually sensitive type with witchcraft holds in your body, which are a launching pad for pain induced by films depicting magic.
I'm thinking maybe St John's Wort might clear this up?
10/14/2008 4:24:48 PM
How do you know Shrek was "excellent" if you couldn't even make it all the way through it without getting headaches?
10/14/2008 4:27:59 PM
"also the excellent ''Shrek' films, esp part II", and with that statement, your opinion has officially been voided.
10/14/2008 4:33:21 PM
10/14/2008 4:34:38 PM
Just because watching a TV hurts your eyes and gives you what normal people call a headache, not a fucking 'band of severe pain on my forehead', doesn't mean that you're being affected by 'witchcraft powers'.
10/14/2008 4:35:51 PM
Yeah, I didn't like Shrek 2 either, but that was mainly because of the amount of jokes it had on the expense of transgendered individuals.
10/14/2008 4:37:47 PM
"I am intrigued about why I should get this pain, and others dont Could it be that I have some 'witchcraft' holds in my body already which are providing a sort of 'landing pad' for this heinous stuff? Could I be 'spiritually sensitive' - if such a condition exists?"
It's possible, but more than likely you're just a nut.
10/14/2008 4:37:56 PM
If i were you, i'd head straight to doctor.
10/14/2008 4:38:08 PM
Maybe their faith is not so weak. Also Tolkien was a Christian
10/14/2008 4:42:11 PM
Why? "You're a looney!" as Monthy Python so eloquently put it.
10/14/2008 5:07:54 PM
I suspect that terrible pain is a tiny thought, maybe even an embryonic doubt, struggling vainly to break free from your prison of a skull.
10/14/2008 5:07:59 PM
Dog's Best Friend
yes, you definitely have a landing pad on your head. My advice is simple: cut your head off.
10/14/2008 5:22:26 PM
Seek some medical help!
10/14/2008 5:23:38 PM
Isn't the inability to not be able to discern fantasy from reality one of the defining characteristics of psychosis?
10/14/2008 5:25:29 PM
Sounds like epilepsy. A minor case of it, at least.
Either that, or you're a sensitive landing pad for demons. Whatever's more logical, I guess. Blah.
10/14/2008 5:29:57 PM
Maybe your head was hurting cause you thunk too hard.
10/14/2008 5:36:19 PM
Take your meds and shut up.
10/14/2008 5:37:50 PM
Don't sit so close to the TV.
10/14/2008 5:43:43 PM
Drive a nail in your head to let the demons out. Duh.
10/14/2008 5:44:13 PM
I think it's the Ludovico's Technique that your parents used on you.
10/14/2008 5:46:07 PM
Stop watching Shrek and go see a Shrink.
10/14/2008 5:50:13 PM
What is Allergy to Computer Animation and Special Effects called? ...'cause that's how the makers made the stuff you see in the film. All done on the computers. Nope, Dreamworks and Weta guys don't do any eldritch rituals in the render facilities.
The RenderMan protocol may sound like Satanic gibbering to the uninitiated, what with all those Projections and TransformBegins and occult-shaped Polygons and ObjectInstances and especially the ominous WorldEnds. But that is not magic! It is just sufficiently advanced technology!
10/14/2008 6:09:54 PM
Or you might be getting seizures from all the action and special effects.
10/14/2008 6:11:44 PM
"Maybe their faith is not so weak. Also Tolkien was a Christian"
Tolkien was Catholic, and every good Fundie knows that Catholics aren't Christian.
10/14/2008 6:26:59 PM
You're probably mentally ill. Get treatment.
10/14/2008 6:52:46 PM
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