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...whenever I watch a film which portrays magic of some description (ie The Lord of the Rings, also the excellent ''Shrek' films, esp part II) I have to stop watching because I experience a band of severe pain on my forehead.

I spoke to a Christian friend about this today, and she can watch ie 'The Return of the King' without experiencing any ill effects on her body at all.

I need to pray against witchcraft powers in order to get released from this pain.

I am intrigued about why I should get this pain, and others dont Could it be that I have some 'witchcraft' holds in my body already which are providing a sort of 'landing pad' for this heinous stuff? Could I be 'spiritually sensitive' - if such a condition exists?

godslass, Ministering Deliverance 59 Comments [10/14/2008 4:19:22 PM]
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#719703
Rod Munch

Yeah. All that stuff.

You are clearly a spiritually sensitive type with witchcraft holds in your body, which are a launching pad for pain induced by films depicting magic.

I'm thinking maybe St John's Wort might clear this up?

10/14/2008 4:24:48 PM

#719705
JR

How do you know Shrek was "excellent" if you couldn't even make it all the way through it without getting headaches?

10/14/2008 4:27:59 PM

#719708
BufferickVonHellbags

"also the excellent ''Shrek' films, esp part II", and with that statement, your opinion has officially been voided.

10/14/2008 4:33:21 PM

#719710
00ntz

Um

Psychosomatic???

10/14/2008 4:34:38 PM

#719712


Just because watching a TV hurts your eyes and gives you what normal people call a headache, not a fucking 'band of severe pain on my forehead', doesn't mean that you're being affected by 'witchcraft powers'.

Fucking moron!

10/14/2008 4:35:51 PM

#719716
BreeStar

Yeah, I didn't like Shrek 2 either, but that was mainly because of the amount of jokes it had on the expense of transgendered individuals.

10/14/2008 4:37:47 PM

#719717
Frank

"I am intrigued about why I should get this pain, and others dont Could it be that I have some 'witchcraft' holds in my body already which are providing a sort of 'landing pad' for this heinous stuff? Could I be 'spiritually sensitive' - if such a condition exists?"

It's possible, but more than likely you're just a nut.

10/14/2008 4:37:56 PM

#719718
aaa

If i were you, i'd head straight to doctor.

10/14/2008 4:38:08 PM

#719722
freako104

Maybe their faith is not so weak. Also Tolkien was a Christian

10/14/2008 4:42:11 PM

#719741
afacelessatheist

Why? "You're a looney!" as Monthy Python so eloquently put it.

10/14/2008 5:07:54 PM

#719742
Lucilius

I suspect that terrible pain is a tiny thought, maybe even an embryonic doubt, struggling vainly to break free from your prison of a skull.

10/14/2008 5:07:59 PM

#719754
Dog's Best Friend

yes, you definitely have a landing pad on your head. My advice is simple: cut your head off.

10/14/2008 5:22:26 PM

#719757
Headache

Seek some medical help!

10/14/2008 5:23:38 PM

#719760
Horsefeathers

Isn't the inability to not be able to discern fantasy from reality one of the defining characteristics of psychosis?

10/14/2008 5:25:29 PM

#719770
Marsten

Sounds like epilepsy. A minor case of it, at least.

Either that, or you're a sensitive landing pad for demons. Whatever's more logical, I guess. Blah.

10/14/2008 5:29:57 PM

#719781
Malkavian Jeff

Maybe your head was hurting cause you thunk too hard.

10/14/2008 5:36:19 PM

#719786
Illuminatalie

Take your meds and shut up.

10/14/2008 5:37:50 PM

#719800
Sisyphus

Don't sit so close to the TV.

10/14/2008 5:43:43 PM

#719801
JohnTheAtheist

Drive a nail in your head to let the demons out. Duh.

10/14/2008 5:44:13 PM

#719805
Grigadil

I think it's the Ludovico's Technique that your parents used on you.

10/14/2008 5:46:07 PM

#719812
Philbert McAdamia

Stop watching Shrek and go see a Shrink.

10/14/2008 5:50:13 PM

#719839
WWWWolf

What is Allergy to Computer Animation and Special Effects called? ...'cause that's how the makers made the stuff you see in the film. All done on the computers. Nope, Dreamworks and Weta guys don't do any eldritch rituals in the render facilities.

The RenderMan protocol may sound like Satanic gibbering to the uninitiated, what with all those Projections and TransformBegins and occult-shaped Polygons and ObjectInstances and especially the ominous WorldEnds. But that is not magic! It is just sufficiently advanced technology!

10/14/2008 6:09:54 PM

#719842


Or you might be getting seizures from all the action and special effects.

10/14/2008 6:11:44 PM

#719856
tracer

freako104 wrote:

"Maybe their faith is not so weak. Also Tolkien was a Christian"


Tolkien was Catholic, and every good Fundie knows that Catholics aren't Christian.

10/14/2008 6:26:59 PM

#719874
Mister Spak

You're probably mentally ill. Get treatment.

10/14/2008 6:52:46 PM
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