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#719703
Rod Munch
Yeah. All that stuff.
You are clearly a spiritually sensitive type with witchcraft holds in your body, which are a launching pad for pain induced by films depicting magic.
I'm thinking maybe St John's Wort might clear this up?
10/14/2008 4:24:48 PM
#719705
JR
How do you know Shrek was "excellent" if you couldn't even make it all the way through it without getting headaches?
10/14/2008 4:27:59 PM
#719708
BufferickVonHellbags
"also the excellent ''Shrek' films, esp part II", and with that statement, your opinion has officially been voided.
10/14/2008 4:33:21 PM
#719710
00ntz
Um
Psychosomatic???
10/14/2008 4:34:38 PM
#719712
Just because watching a TV hurts your eyes and gives you what normal people call a headache, not a fucking 'band of severe pain on my forehead', doesn't mean that you're being affected by 'witchcraft powers'.
Fucking moron!
10/14/2008 4:35:51 PM
#719716
BreeStar
Yeah, I didn't like Shrek 2 either, but that was mainly because of the amount of jokes it had on the expense of transgendered individuals.
10/14/2008 4:37:47 PM
#719717
Frank
"I am intrigued about why I should get this pain, and others dont Could it be that I have some 'witchcraft' holds in my body already which are providing a sort of 'landing pad' for this heinous stuff? Could I be 'spiritually sensitive' - if such a condition exists?"
It's possible, but more than likely you're just a nut.
10/14/2008 4:37:56 PM
#719718
aaa
If i were you, i'd head straight to doctor.
10/14/2008 4:38:08 PM
#719722
freako104
Maybe their faith is not so weak. Also Tolkien was a Christian
10/14/2008 4:42:11 PM
#719741
afacelessatheist
Why? "You're a looney!" as Monthy Python so eloquently put it.
10/14/2008 5:07:54 PM
#719742
Lucilius
I suspect that terrible pain is a tiny thought, maybe even an embryonic doubt, struggling vainly to break free from your prison of a skull.
10/14/2008 5:07:59 PM
#719754
Dog's Best Friend
yes, you definitely have a landing pad on your head. My advice is simple: cut your head off.
10/14/2008 5:22:26 PM
#719757
Headache
Seek some medical help!
10/14/2008 5:23:38 PM
#719760
Horsefeathers
Isn't the inability to not be able to discern fantasy from reality one of the defining characteristics of psychosis?
10/14/2008 5:25:29 PM
#719770
Marsten
Sounds like epilepsy. A minor case of it, at least.
Either that, or you're a sensitive landing pad for demons. Whatever's more logical, I guess. Blah.
10/14/2008 5:29:57 PM
#719781
Malkavian Jeff
Maybe your head was hurting cause you thunk too hard.
10/14/2008 5:36:19 PM
#719786
Illuminatalie
Take your meds and shut up.
10/14/2008 5:37:50 PM
#719800
Sisyphus
Don't sit so close to the TV.
10/14/2008 5:43:43 PM
#719801
JohnTheAtheist
Drive a nail in your head to let the demons out. Duh.
10/14/2008 5:44:13 PM
#719805
Grigadil
I think it's the Ludovico's Technique that your parents used on you.
10/14/2008 5:46:07 PM
#719812
Philbert McAdamia
Stop watching Shrek and go see a Shrink.
10/14/2008 5:50:13 PM
#719839
WWWWolf
What is Allergy to Computer Animation and Special Effects called? ...'cause that's how the makers made the stuff you see in the film. All done on the computers. Nope, Dreamworks and Weta guys don't do any eldritch rituals in the render facilities.
The RenderMan protocol may sound like Satanic gibbering to the uninitiated, what with all those Projections and TransformBegins and occult-shaped Polygons and ObjectInstances and especially the ominous WorldEnds. But that is not magic! It is just sufficiently advanced technology!
10/14/2008 6:09:54 PM
#719842
Or you might be getting seizures from all the action and special effects.
10/14/2008 6:11:44 PM
#719856
tracer
freako104 wrote:
"Maybe their faith is not so weak. Also Tolkien was a Christian"
Tolkien was Catholic, and every good Fundie knows that Catholics aren't Christian.
10/14/2008 6:26:59 PM
#719874
Mister Spak
You're probably mentally ill. Get treatment.
10/14/2008 6:52:46 PM
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