Pete , MERCER ISLAND, USA, timesonline

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Evolution is the delusion of the atheist. Evolution equals unintelligent design. Real scientists marvel [and praise God] as they examin the minutest particles of creation, as they find order, design, and replicable laws of nature. Where is JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN?

Pete , MERCER ISLAND, USA, timesonline 55 Comments [10/11/2008 2:15:06 PM]
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#716275

El Guapo

Windows Vista

10/11/2008 6:09:32 PM

#716278

anonymous

"Where is JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN?"

My freaking toes. I don't have monkey feet anymore, toes do me absolutely no good!

the nails are impossible to trim, they sometimes grind on each other and get blistered, I have to crack the joints because I have this weird super-mild OCD thing going on...

They're such a liability. Why did an intelligent God give us toes that weren't going to anything?

10/11/2008 6:10:09 PM

#716280

Papabear

"Evolution is the delusion of the atheist."

[b]Not true. The ToE is not a delusion and persons other than atheists understand and accept it."

"Evolution equals unintelligent design."

Not true. Design implies some sort of itelligence. No intelligence directs evolution.

"Real scientists marvel [and praise God] as they examin the minutest particles of creation,"

Not true. Most scientist may marvel at nature, but many, if not most, real scientist don't "praise God" certainly not the personal God in which you believe.

"as they find order, design, and replicable laws of nature."

Try to keep up. They don't not find design.

They find order ANF chaos.

Replicable "laws of nature" do not show the existence of a god.

"Where is JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN?"

The digestive tract of a rabbit.

10/11/2008 6:10:21 PM

#716281

Cassandra

Constant need to be careful with your head and especially neck?

10/11/2008 6:12:47 PM

#716296

never been there

Angiosperm reproduction

10/11/2008 6:19:41 PM

#716308

upallnite

snowflake

10/11/2008 6:28:55 PM

#716315

Jay-Sus

There are far too many examples to list.

10/11/2008 6:31:08 PM

#716383

CrazyRoper

Actually when they're "looking" at those particles, they're not finding too much order.

10/11/2008 7:32:59 PM

#716390

ThinkingManNeil

It's just no fun when they set them up this easy. And not wanting to appear repetitious - and because I'm just too damn tired to look up any others - I'll forego the aforementioned examples and list only one.

**ahem**

You.

N.

10/11/2008 7:39:09 PM

#716391

Thejebusfire

[Where is JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN? ]

Menstruation. No "loving" god would inflect that much pain on his creation.

10/11/2008 7:40:21 PM

#716392

Dr. Funkenstien

"Where is JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN?"

Platypus. Seriously, what the fuck?

10/11/2008 7:42:25 PM

#716402

Giveitaday

Where is JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN?

Pete, Mercer Island, USA

10/11/2008 7:59:06 PM

#716431

Patashu

Hiccups.

10/11/2008 8:17:03 PM

#716511

Wait. What?

Fleas
Ticks
Mosquitoes
Amber Spyglass
Battle Royale 2

10/11/2008 9:24:56 PM

#716512

Old Viking

Prostate.

10/11/2008 9:25:20 PM

#716560

Lithp

As he says this, I have an ingrown toenail and some kind of internal bleeding (I'll say no more). Talk about irony.

Also, I might have an infection in my finger. Either that, or it's just really, really dry around the cut for no apparent reason.

10/11/2008 10:29:34 PM

#716598

evilred

Uh...George W Bush? Saran Palin? John McCain?

10/11/2008 11:16:19 PM

#716637

bunbuns

Two words, asshole: My coccyx

10/12/2008 12:01:39 AM

#716680

WMDKitty

Oh, fuck, he's in MY CORNER OF WASHINGTON! (Granted, down near Seattle, but still TOO CLOSE!)

10/12/2008 1:06:57 AM

#716738

rubber chicken

Anal hair

Your go!

10/12/2008 2:44:56 AM

#717914

Drax

Look in a mirror and you'll see one.

10/13/2008 2:22:25 AM

#717997

Barking Shark, the Negative Creep

Your mom.

10/13/2008 4:13:47 AM

#718430

Human prostate. Next question.

10/13/2008 2:46:23 PM

#718517

BufferickVonHellbags

your post.

10/13/2008 4:53:15 PM

#718621

Slayer

Design implies a designer. So evolution is not unintelligent design. It is not design at all.

10/13/2008 6:58:49 PM

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