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Evolution is the delusion of the atheist. Evolution equals unintelligent design. Real scientists marvel [and praise God] as they examin the minutest particles of creation, as they find order, design, and replicable laws of nature. Where is JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN?

Pete , MERCER ISLAND, USA, timesonline 55 Comments [10/11/2008 2:15:06 PM]
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#715972


External testicles.

10/11/2008 2:18:14 PM

#715976
Porky Pine

Wisdom teeth
Backwards retinas
Appendix

10/11/2008 2:20:12 PM

#715979
TheOutsider

Ectopic pregnancies.

10/11/2008 2:22:58 PM

#715981


Take a peek in the mirror.

10/11/2008 2:24:31 PM

#715986
Mortok

Puberty. No loving god would inflict such cruelty on his children.

10/11/2008 2:30:56 PM

#715989
Alethe

The urethra passing right through the prostate in men, the blind spot in our retinas...

10/11/2008 2:35:21 PM

#715992
Ozzie

Teenagers :)

I liked it when I was one, but now the tables have turned.

10/11/2008 2:37:34 PM

#715995
Goosey

The brain.

10/11/2008 2:41:33 PM

#715999
Nate!

I'm astonished. Here's a fundie trying a "No True Scientist" gambit. I admit, I never would have thought to expect an attack from that angle.

10/11/2008 2:42:44 PM

#716005


the many people who need glasses...

10/11/2008 2:47:27 PM

#716023
Horsefeathers

"Evolution equals unintelligent design."

Evolution =/= "design" except in the most abstract or poetic sense.

"Real scientists marvel [and praise God] as they examin the minutest particles of creation, as they find order, design, and replicable laws of nature."

Show me a credible scientific journal outside of, perhaps, anthropology that mentions "god".

"Where is JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN?"

Take your pick.

10/11/2008 2:58:29 PM

#716045
Dinomancer

Men have nipples.

10/11/2008 3:13:29 PM

#716083
Starscream

The capacity to seriously believe such dross as Funamentalist religion. That's one feature no sane creator would include, surely?

10/11/2008 3:41:52 PM

#716096
myheadhurts

looked in a mirror lately...

10/11/2008 3:48:55 PM

#716140
GreenEyedLilo

Where is JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN?

Oh, too easy!

10/11/2008 4:16:13 PM

#716164
jc

BUT GUYS THOSE ARE ALL JUST LITTLE GIFTS FROM GOD

10/11/2008 4:37:36 PM

#716180
BreeStar

Well, we can start with whales beaching themselves, and work up from there...

10/11/2008 4:50:54 PM

#716183
indigomyth

Spider webs. As far as I am aware, spiders do not design their webs.

10/11/2008 4:52:29 PM

#716184
Brain_In_A_Jar

Where is JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN?

Every functional genetic algorithm ever constructed, and the optimised machine designs they produce.

10/11/2008 4:53:31 PM

#716190


Women's pelvic structure.
Human eyesight.
Wisdom teeth.

10/11/2008 4:58:30 PM

#716221
werewolf

The brains located in an exposed and vulnerable position.

10/11/2008 5:33:05 PM

#716231
aaa

My face.

10/11/2008 5:38:32 PM

#716233
Sisyphus

appendix
male reproductive anatomy
wisdom teeth
mole rats with eyes
any number of lethal genetic diseases
lower back pain
pelvises in snakes
Oh, you wanted only one...my bad.

10/11/2008 5:40:27 PM

#716244
Mrs. Antichrist

Just one? I'll give you several:

- Esophagus attached to trachea, with low-lying vocal chords, thus ensuring thousands of choking deaths.
- Reproductive system that relies mostly on chance.
- Immune systems that will often attack healthy body cells, mistaking them for invaders (see: autoimmune disorders), or spaz out when the body comes into contact with a harmless substance, sealing off the airway (see: allergies).
- CANCER.
- Tongues that are too large to fit comfortably inside the mouth.
- Too many teeth to fit inside the mouth (see: Wisdom teeth).
- Nipples on males.
- Organs that perform needless functions, often leading to life-threatening health problems when they malfunction (see: appendix).
- Every single genetic disorder (muscular dystrophy, down's syndrome, etc.)
- Pelvises that make childbirth a painful, and often dangerous, ordeal.
- Eyes that are wired backwards, requiring the human brain to learn how the flip the image right-side-up.
- Pretty much everything about the male reproductive system.

And this is just in humans. Need I go on?

From an evolutionary standpoint, the human body is fairly amazing. From a design standpoint, on the other hand, it's an inefficient piece of shit.

10/11/2008 5:51:02 PM

#716267
Osiris

My appendix.

10/11/2008 6:03:40 PM
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