The Prophet Muhammad said that there is no need to wash off the urine of the male infant.
Only the urine of the female infant should be washed.
In the case of the urine of the male infant, it is enough to sprinkle water lightly over it.
From this, the religious scholars have concluded that the urine of the male is less impure than the urine of the female.
This gives rise to many questions:
Why is there a distinction between the urine of the male and the female?
What is the wisdom in this?
Is this, as some Orientalists claim, discrimination against the female, even in infancy?
God forbid that this is true.
In order to prove the wisdom behind this, scientists from an Iraqi university have conducted a unique experiment.
Of course, this experiment was supervised by a professor from the International Commission on Scientific Signs in the Quran and the Sunna.
This experiment proved that a type of bacteria known as E. coli
- and you can see a picture of this bacteria behind me...
We found this type of bacteria in the urine culture of both male and female infants.
What was strange, however, was that the urine of the male infant contained much fewer bacteria than that of the female.
This proves unequivocally that this is the true religion, and that this knowledge was conveyed to the prophet by Allah.
Dr. Ahmad Al-Muzain, YouTube 58 Comments
[10/14/2008 11:57:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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"International Commission on Scientific Signs in the Quran and the Sunna."
Guys, this must be a troll though, never saw that comission.
10/14/2008 11:58:28 AM
Iraqi piss-mops for allah!
10/14/2008 12:01:04 PM
Doctor WhomIs this, as some Orientalists claim, discrimination against the female, even in infancy?
10/14/2008 12:03:48 PM
10/14/2008 12:07:50 PM
ok now I hate humanity.
10/14/2008 12:09:03 PM
I'm not sure this would hold up in peer review.
Get it? pee-r review? I'll go hang myself now.
10/14/2008 12:10:15 PM
Waiting for God
Yep proves beyond all doubt that Islam is the one true religion.
For anyone who hasn't check this website out http://www.faithfreedom.org/
Teaches a few things about the 'prophet' Muhammed.
10/14/2008 12:25:20 PM
Looks like he's the Kent Hovind of Saudi Arabia.
10/14/2008 12:26:19 PM
Depending on the method of sample collection, I can imagine that this might actually have some truth in it. Differences in anatomy mean that girl-pee generally has more contact with external surfaces on its way out than boy-pee, so unless they're collecting samples with a catheter, a slightly higher level of E Coli contamination picked up from skin wouldn't be surprising.
Of course, this would only prove the divine origin of the Quran in the same way a study showing that undiscouraged killing of ones neighbours (or coveting of their asses) had negative side effects would prove a similar provenance for the 10 commandments. One way for a religious edict to arise is as a way to enforce some kind of behaviour that has been observed to be a good idea, but for reasons that the science of the time is completely unable to explain.
10/14/2008 12:29:15 PM
The bible proves unequivocally that the koran is a lie.
Exmuslim Turk: This group is real. They are trying to get ahead of the infidels by finding advanced science in the koran so they can have flying backpacks and ray guns and so on give them a military advantage.
10/14/2008 12:32:42 PM
Considering what passes for science and womens studies with you guys, I am quite sure the e coli in the 'female urine' got there from dirty 'scientist' hands. Or you switched samples to prove your sexist bullshit.
10/14/2008 12:37:29 PM
"piss poor science" so to speak
10/14/2008 1:07:47 PM
Spak: None of these people has ONE slight knowledge of the interior of ANY electrical or any other technical apparatus.I bet my life on it.
10/14/2008 1:13:28 PM
One would think this is a POE or worse.
Unfortunately the Kent Hovinds and VenomfangX's of the Ummah are just as far out and retarded as anything the Bible belt can muster....
10/14/2008 1:16:52 PM
@Poppy Pomfrey: "piss poor science" for real.
10/14/2008 1:20:57 PM
Prophesies are nothing but wild guesses. When, by pure chance, one of them happens to have some validity (based on reasoning that was never given at the time of prophesy), you can't claim the whole lot of them are valid. Assertions without rational derivation are worthless; even if subsequent experiments produce results consistent with that assertion, they do nothing for the credibility of the original blind guess. Blind guesses that are correct by sheer luck are every bit as worthless as the ones that fail.
10/14/2008 1:23:41 PM
My guess is that, no matter what, the "International Commission on Scientific Signs" knew what the results of the "experiment" were before the "experiment" was conducted.
Jesus Fucking Christ, using piss to justify subjugating women (god forbid!). Religion truly makes people act in the most fucked up ways.
10/14/2008 1:36:07 PM
So pissing babies = proof of true religion?!?! That's the best they could come up with?!
10/14/2008 1:39:04 PM
Maybe because of the circumcision? I know by experience, that when those nutjobs hastily stitch up the labia of the poor girl, that shit gets more than a proper place to reproduce.
10/14/2008 1:59:50 PM
Yeah, having to resort to the "urine argument" for religion is about the most desperate tactic ever.
10/14/2008 2:06:40 PM
10/14/2008 2:06:53 PM
So they're basing validity of their own true religion on the impurity of urine - as opposed to the christians, who base theirs on pure shit.
10/14/2008 2:10:47 PM
This proves unequivocally that Dr. Ahmad Al-Muzain is full of shit.
10/14/2008 2:11:16 PM
No, it proves that Muhammad was a fucking demented retard who liked to diddle little kids, and you need a brainwashing.
10/14/2008 2:24:36 PM
sure it does.
what a dope.
10/14/2008 2:36:12 PM
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