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I've met many Wiccans in recent years. Unfortunately, one of my sisters turned from Christ and became one some time ago. It seems to be a nice, easy, no-accountability religion where trees and fairies are held in high regard and Mother Earth is a god. Simply put--it's death.

JY11, Rapture Ready 73 Comments [10/1/2008 2:56:32 PM]
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#704798


How the hell is that death?

10/1/2008 10:22:03 PM
#704831
Max

No, death is death.

10/1/2008 11:23:50 PM
#704839
maevemab

I've never tried to convert anyone with threats of violence and horrible squishy hellish death. I've never seen a wiccan, pagan, atheist, etc. try to convert someone else with the above tactics either.

10/1/2008 11:44:54 PM
#704846


I've met many Christians in recent years. Unfortunately, one of my sisters turned from Wicca and became one some time ago. It seems to be a nice, easy, no-accountability religion where trees and angels are held in high regard and you go to Heaven no matter what you do. Simply put--it's death.


10/2/2008 12:05:13 AM
#704847


This is the best post from that thread:

"I say we bring back the Witch Hunts! minus the brutal torture, just armed with our Swords and Faith"

BRING IT THE FUCK ON.

10/2/2008 12:09:41 AM
#704953
Panz

Irony award right here

10/2/2008 2:26:59 AM
#705028
Moon Wolfhowl

When you take into account that they believe that if you follow their religion and their religion alone, you won't actually really die, then the final line makes some sort of sense.


Still batshit, but I can understand their logic.

Wicca isn't their religion, so anyone that follows it is going to die when they die.

10/2/2008 3:56:58 AM
#705034
M.M.

Simply put--you're an idiot.

10/2/2008 4:06:43 AM
#705054
Porky Pine

Oh my, you just don't realize the irony in your statement, do you?

10/2/2008 4:59:29 AM
#705073
Prager

And how many pixies and faeries have they nailed to those trees?

10/2/2008 6:33:14 AM
#705272
GigaGuess

@747045

Well at least they're exercising their God given compassion in that they aren't torturing the eeeeeevil witches, they're just chomping at the bit to commit wholesale slaughter. How kind of them.

10/2/2008 1:33:41 PM
#705336
Cylon

Yeah, those trees will kill you.

10/2/2008 2:49:36 PM
#705432
freako104

It holds more accountability than Christian faiths

And how is it death? They celebrate life and living things.

10/2/2008 3:36:22 PM
#705576
evilred

Simply put--shut up you fucktard.

10/2/2008 4:43:28 PM
#705687
anti-nonsense

Christianity is a death cult. Wicca is not. And Wiccans believe that karma will get you if you act like a jerk. Not exactly non-accountable.

10/2/2008 5:53:31 PM
#705926
scubajesus

haha, right... because your religion isn't based on the mother goddess, her physical incarnation in the world, and her servant/son at all...

10/2/2008 9:29:33 PM
#706184
Jay-Sus

God loves it, when we destroy the enviroment.

10/3/2008 1:15:54 AM
#706341
Kissy-chan

Hmm. Here's some enlightenment for this unenlightened twat.

1. I'm pagan, and once considered myself Wiccan.

2. I follow the Rede.

3. I abide by the Threefold Law to the best of my ability.

4. I've been pagan in one way, shape, or form for over twenty years.

5. I married a Roman Catholic and won the Irish Sweepstakes by finding one that's open minded and didn't want to immediately burn me at the stake. We've been together for twelve years.

6. I think for myself, and don't let the church, my husband, God, or anyone make decisions for me.

7. This one is important...I'm still alive. God hasn't cleaved me in two with a divine lightning bolt yet. I'm happy. I don't have religion-induced sexual hangups. I actually care about people and their opinions.

This nutcase thinks that if you are happy, try not to sweat the small stuff, and occasionally hug a tree, you are inherently evil and must be snuffed out...and don't these Rapture-freaks WANT to die? Paging Captain Contradiction...

I don't get peeved often by postings on FSTDT, but this one irked me good.

10/3/2008 5:27:40 AM
#706442
sOLU

JY11...
One name more to my post abortion list.

As soon as i get this piece of timetravelling crap working.

(Living in a fantasy world where cure to CP* can be found).


*ChristPeople

10/3/2008 10:23:20 AM
#706714
Pyroclasm

Uh... how so? Wiccans are an odd bunch, but they seem pretty harmless to me.

10/3/2008 3:34:05 PM
#706901
Reverend Jeremiah

what a total bitch you must be. I bet no one can even have a decent conversation with you because you will not fucking budge. Why not just talk the talk with your sister and leave it be at that.

10/3/2008 5:38:25 PM
#1273135
Renon

The Wiccans only have one commandment. And that one commandment is more difficult to live by than all ten of yours combined.

"An' harm ye none, do what ye will."

translation: You can do whatever the fuck you want AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HARM ANYONE ELSE IN ANY WAY.

3/30/2011 7:15:29 PM
#1356236
v200

Nature is death, everyone knows that.

12/11/2011 1:29:00 AM
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