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Monkeys can talk, they like many animals use a call system, specific sounds mean specific things. True, at one point people did try to apply evolution to culture. However, that was about 200 years ago and has since been disproved. That was called Social Darwinism.
9/29/2008 12:03:45 AM
Christianity is a lie. Why do people believe it?
Christianity is a lie concocted by the freaks from WBC. If we are dirt how come dirt can't talk? The bible is taught in churches by conservative communists who hate America and American values. It's also racist. The bible is used to suggest black people and Australoids are more primitive than other races. How can it be true if it's racist? But these ignorant idiots believe whatever they're told to think. They believe that nature is not important and there's no global warming and animals are not precious and have no rights because they're told to think that by conservative preachers and the conservative media. All races are equal, all people are equal for that matter, because we are made that way. christians hate equality and people. I say if you believe in the bible, go live in antarctica with your precious Jesus, and see if he keeps you from freezing to death.
9/29/2008 1:55:35 AM
er...he/she/it knows that there aren't any polar bears in antarctica....right?
and wow...truly, this is the test of human patience...
...and wait a sec...didn't the christians benefit most from the slavery? wasn't it 'good' christians who were the slave owners in the states, and on the plantations?
I think his/hers/its view of 'equality' is somewhat skewed...how about equality of religions? When did that become a crime?
Truly, I think this one takes the cake.... like...holy fuck.
9/29/2008 2:19:01 AM
I believe every "sentence" in that "paragraph" (I use these terms loosely here) was incorrect in some way. Amazing, assuming this isn't a Poe.
9/29/2008 4:12:06 AM
Polar bears don't live in antarctica, nuthead. That's the penguins.
9/29/2008 6:56:48 AM
Even people who share your views laugh at how badly you express them.
The rest of us pity you.
9/29/2008 10:42:45 AM
hello, my name is plea4peace and i fucking hate you. i also fucking hate nature. i enjoying burning heretics and long walks on the beach drilling for oil. i'm a scorpio and i'm coming to kill you, and you're little dog too.
9/29/2008 1:03:20 PM
I say if you believe in evolution, go live in antarctica with your precious polar bears, while we drill for oil through your face.
This line fails so much, it's too damn funny XD
9/29/2008 1:22:43 PM
If we are monkeys how come monkeys can't talk?
Setting aside entirely the misrepresentation of evolutionary, your logic = fail.
Assume we are monkeys.
We can talk.
Therefore, we are monkeys that can talk.
Therefore, there are monkeys that can talk.
GET A NEW BRAIN
9/29/2008 2:04:21 PM
It's also racist. Evolution is used to suggest black people and Australoids are more primitive than other races.
By the logic of 'it can be used for racist purpose it is wrong, the story of Ham, the burning of crosses, etcetera... etcetera....
9/29/2008 2:15:43 PM
Charles Darwin: PETA advocate
9/30/2008 5:23:58 PM
"go live in antarctica(sic) with your precious polar bears"
9/30/2008 5:44:24 PM
Poe, poe, poe.
I mean... come on. Not even the worst real fundie would be able to rattle off that much stupid in a row.
10/29/2008 10:32:55 PM
Sometimes words are inadequate - P4P could do with a good bitch slapping - before he dies in a fire, on a boat, in shark infested waters, dressed as a white faced mime, in women's underwear and clutching a copy of his registration as a paedophile.
10/29/2008 11:42:30 PM
a mind far far away
This fails hard. Real hard.
10/29/2008 11:51:49 PM
This quote was so full of fail.........until I read the last sentence.
Well played, Plea4Peace, well played.
10/30/2008 1:12:39 AM
Oh no, you've been reading those youth comics, haven't you? Evolution is not racist. The people who continued to live in regions near the equator neede more melanin and those who migrate north and south didn't need so much, so nothing kept it from fading out of the gene pool. It's really that simple. Darker-skinned people aren't more primitive, they're differently suited for a different environment. And evolution doesn't have to do with global warming. or even animal rights, really. HAHAHA, liberals hate equality...heh, that's a load of hogwash. We're the ones trying to create a status of equality for everyone! There's just so much stupid here in such close confines...
9/8/2009 5:41:25 PM
Polar bears live in the arctic dipshit.
6/11/2012 5:43:15 AM
penguins in antartica fella , they are penguins.
polar bears are in the north. antartica in the south.
bears - north , penguins - south
6/11/2012 6:45:56 PM
go live in antarctica with your precious polar bears,
Mm, no, thanks. I prefer to stay up north with Santa Claus and his penguins. Some call them "elves".
If we are monkeys how come monkeys can't talk?
Apparently, they have little problem typing on the web.
6/11/2012 6:59:23 PM
Read again Darwin´s books before being even more stupid.
1/6/2013 4:41:11 PM
> Evolution is a lie concocted by eco freaks from PETA
Never, EVER bring up PETA in a serious discussion. They are attention whores, not to mention outright idiotic.
> If we are monkeys how come monkeys can't talk?
Because we aren't monkeys. We're apes. There's a difference.
Besides, even if we were monkeys, then that would mean that certain types of monkeys can indeed talk.
> Evolution is taught in schools by liberal communists who hate America and American values.
No, creationism is taught by people who hate America.
> Evolution is used to suggest black people and Australoids are more primitive than other races.
No, they aren't more primitive. They were fully human before leaving Africa.
> But these ignorant idiots believe whatever they're told to think.
Pot, meet kettle.
> They believe that nature is important
You mean it isn't?
> global warming
Proven beyond a shadow of a doubt.
> animals are precious and have rights
Well, they do have some degree of rights. Obviously we need to draw a line somewhere, but there is nothing questionable or sketchy about arresting people who are cruel to animals.
> All races are equal
> all people are equal for that matter
> because God made us that way
God is irrelevant. We are equal, and that can be easily demonstrated.
> Evolutionists hate equality and people.
> I say if you believe in evolution, go live in antarctica with your precious polar bears, while we drill for oil through your face.
Why don't you just go burn a barrel of oil in a closed room if you like oil so much?
1/6/2013 6:52:59 PM
antartica is at the south pole. No bears , only penguins.
People are not equal, some are stronger , some faster, some smarter, some blind, some deaf and so on. Some were born to wealth while some are born into poverty.
Get a grip.
1/6/2013 7:25:28 PM
You know, this post is very considerate. Most morons make us look in fifty different places for all the little tidbits of stupid they feel like sharing, but P4P was nice enough to consolidate all the idiot they could muster into one box of failure.
2/25/2013 12:11:40 PM
This goes above and beyond a strawman. Strawgiant possiby?
4/25/2013 11:27:23 AM
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