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if you believe in evolution, go live in antarctica with your precious polar bears,
Hahaha - a lot you know about it. I'm going to France and live with the Koalas, so there!
9/28/2008 4:04:51 AM
All species currently alive are equally advanced, though differently specialized. Each species has gone through millions of years of evolution to get where it is now.
Human beings share common ancestor about 8,000 years ago, tops. We are not that specialized. We are not that different, we are all one species, shown by our ability to have children and grandchildren together (ability to produce fertile decendents is, after all, the marker of a species).
Besides, asshole, the modifications from one color of human to another are just mild considerations for different environments. Darker skin for more direct sunlight, so a prehistoric human (no sunblock then, of course) wouldn't die of skin cancer by 30, and lighter skin for areas of less direct sunlight to absorb enough light to have the calcium and vitamin D for solid bones (and not break a hip and die giving birth). Geography, mother fucker.
9/28/2008 4:21:42 AM
me and not you
through your -face-
thats... just hilarious.
9/28/2008 4:25:23 AM
This takes stupidity to a new order of magnitude...
9/28/2008 4:35:39 AM
through... through my face????
9/28/2008 5:26:25 AM
I can't stop laughing at the imagery of drilling for oil through someone's face. But something about this just screams poe to me.
9/28/2008 6:43:42 AM
Oh noes, a huge strawman.
9/28/2008 8:50:20 AM
"all people are equal"
If this is true why then do fundies go on that their women should stay in the home, look after the kids an dhave their dinner on the table when they get home from work?
If we are all equal why do fundies hate on other religions which ends up being a form of racism.
9/28/2008 11:07:38 AM
Redneck Bimbo Governor
Plea4Peace says "I say if you believe in evolution, go live in antarctica with your precious polar bears, while we drill for oil through your face."
Oh, the delicious irony, my favorite breakfast treat.
9/28/2008 11:46:16 AM
Maybe if they ventured outside of their living rooms they'd see that the world isn't like the one portrayed by their fundie peers.
9/28/2008 12:03:08 PM
Actually monkey can speak, scientists have noticed that monkeys use different types of noice to inform other
9/28/2008 12:09:03 PM
"How can it be true if it's racist?"
Hate to say it, but just 'cause something is racist doesn't neccessarily mean it's wrong. I mean, Mussolini made the trains run on time...
9/28/2008 1:09:54 PM
while we drill for oil through your face
This reminds me of the Kentucky Fried Movie where they were taking oil from teenager's faces and using it as an energy source.
9/28/2008 2:00:23 PM
Are you sure this isn't a poe? It sounds like satire to me...
9/28/2008 2:22:18 PM
Evolution is a lie. Why do people believe it?
A little thing we like to call evidence.
Evolution is a lie concocted by eco freaks from PETA.
As far as I'm aware, PETA makes no stance on evolution.
If we are monkeys how come monkeys can't talk?
Because all humans are primates but not all primates are humans. If apples are fruits how come lemons taste bitter?
Evolution is taught in schools by liberal communists who hate America and American values.
Not really, no. Communism doesn't care so much about evolution. Neither does liberalism for that matter. Nor anti-Americanism. Because all of those things are ideologies, something that is descriptive and value-neutral cannot serve those ideologies.
It's also racist. Evolution is used to suggest black people and Australoids are more primitive than other races.
No it's not, and no it isn't. It's used to suggest that all humans originally had black skin. No-one suggests that black people haven't evolved since then just as much as white people have. You only think they do because you automatically associate black skin with being primitive, you racist cunt.
How can it be true if it's racist?
Despite the fact that it's not racist, reality doesn't really care whether it is or not; only people do.
But these ignorant idiots believe whatever they're told to think.
No, because we're also told to think that there is a God and He created the world and all the living creatures by you lot. So if we believe whatever we're told to think, then there's a natural contradiction. What we've actually done is looked at what we've been told and picked the more plausible path.
They believe that nature is important and there's global warming and animals are precious and have rights because they're told to think that by liberal teachers and the liberal media.
Get the fuck off my planet. Of course animals are precious, because if animals become extinct through unnatural means, it damages the ecosystem, which has a chain-reaction effect which harms humans. Oh, and global warming is most certainly happening.
All races are equal, all people are equal for that matter, because God made us that way. Evolutionists hate equality and people.
I'm all for equality. But I'm also for reality. All people are equal in rights and dignity; not in every way, much as you'd like everyone to be like you. *shudder* What a scary thought.
I say if you believe in evolution, go live in antarctica with your precious polar bears, while we drill for oil through your face.
Polar bears live in the Arctic, you muppet. And frankly, it's fucking unconscionable that as soon as the Northwest Passage opened up, people were fighting over the oil reserves therein, without thinking about why the Northwest Passage opened in the first place. Here's a clue: "goddidit" is the wrong answer.
9/28/2008 2:25:57 PM
"Why do people believe it? "
Because it's a fact.
9/28/2008 2:34:11 PM
Darwin was a member of PETA?
9/28/2008 2:44:24 PM
I think this reads like satire.
9/28/2008 3:03:24 PM
I have a great idea. Why don't we build an oil rig in antarctica, and send him to work there drilling for oil. Let's see how much of the oil that isn't there he can drill up before he freezes to death.
9/28/2008 3:16:26 PM
Bored One-time Poster
Keep walking South and don't stop until you see a polar bear.
However, I suspect you are a poe.
9/28/2008 3:37:25 PM
"If we are monkeys how come monkeys can't talk?"
But if creationism is true then how come bananas aren't melancholy?
What do you mean that question makes no sense and has no bearing on the basic claims of creationism?
9/28/2008 3:44:33 PM
The giggles started around "how come monkeys can't talk?" They grew louder with "Evolutionists hate people", and once I hit "go live in antarctica with your precious polar bears", I was laughing on the floor.
9/28/2008 5:17:52 PM
Oh god, "Go live in antarctica with your precious polar bears". That did it for me. That was like the moron icing on the stupid cake. Polar bears live in the NORTHERN hemisphere, you twit! Does he think Alaska and Canada border Antarctica??
9/28/2008 5:49:46 PM
I almost passed out from the stupidity.
I do think nature is important. Don't talk with your mouth full or complain your water smells odd.
9/28/2008 6:06:51 PM
"Evolution is a lie concocted by eco freaks from PETA"
Stopped reading right there. Up till that point, I was curious as to what he was going to back up his claims with.
9/28/2008 11:50:10 PM
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