That Goggles Kid
The Bible said it was round
Take a disk, and describe its shape. Congratulations, you described the shape of a biblical Earth.
10/11/2008 2:01:04 AM
Isn't there something in there about 4-legged insects? I'd use reality to disprove that one, but you would probably say reality doesn't count.
10/11/2008 2:23:35 AM
Well,lets see,Noah's Ark,the Flood,giants,a guy walking on water,resurrection,bodily ascension into the sky,turning water into wine,an invisible man who hears your quiet mumblings and then intervenes into your physical life in answer to said mumbling ,etc.,turn in your books and thanks for playing...
10/11/2008 6:00:54 AM
Sorry, science is what said the Earth was not flat and science is what said the Earth was not the center of the universe. The Church advocated that nonsense.
As for proving parts of the Bible to be false, it's been done. Fundys give excuses as to why the parts are not false:
"That's a mistranslation!"
"That is taken out of context!"
"You are misinterpreting that!"
"That is old testament!"
"God just told the ancient people that because they weren't smart enough to understand the truth!"
Take the Bible's very clear statement of "pi = 3." That has been shown to be false. Christians either don't care that the Bible contains false statements, or they justify them using one of the excuses listed above.
10/11/2008 6:27:04 AM
It's either don't care, or stop being christian. Which isn't a whole lot of choice.
...and since I openly admit that there are flaws in the bible (particularly some of the shitty laws)...well, I'm kinda having to assume they are mistrans- fine the bible is crap, is that what you wanted to hear. I'm only 'christian' because that's how I've been raised.
In all seriousness, the commenter is a complete idiot.
10/11/2008 7:38:42 AM
How about bats being mammals, not birds?
5/1/2009 10:26:17 AM
I don't believe in a diety. Dieties don't work. They told me so on a Jenny Craig commercial.
5/1/2009 11:06:02 AM
In both Leviticus and Deuteronomy is where the
Bible claims that rabbits chew their cud, the coney too. That is also where is says that bats are birds and other myths.
This is just for starters.
5/1/2009 11:28:36 AM
The Bible says the sun is the center of the universe
The bible is still wrong. The Sun is the center of our SOLAR SYSTEM, not the universe.
Care to try again?
5/1/2009 11:44:54 AM
You obviously haven't been watching the History Channel lately.
9/30/2009 7:27:50 PM
not all the Bible...not the tough parts...just any ONE part of the Bible.
"Tough parts" of the babble? To me it's why would anybody pay any attention to it at all.
9/30/2009 8:15:39 PM
Been there, done that. Now where are my riches, bro?
10/1/2009 12:59:47 AM
I can't get past "athiest". Learn to fucking spell. An occasional error is one thing, but continually misspelling the same word, when it is the word used to refer to the people whom you are addressing, is really too much.
Also, you have far, far too many ellipses. You are not writing dialogue. Take a refresher course in basic English before you get back on the Internet. Oh, I see that your username is Jimbob. NEVER FUCKING MIND.
10/1/2009 3:24:30 AM
The scientific method has proven, time and again, that god is incompetent, unreliable, and totally superfluous.
The members of god's various fan clubs should take a few hints from the Mouseketeers. I mean, good old Mickey actually had a point.
10/1/2009 7:32:59 AM
Giants totally existed. Because giants are awesome. And awesome things exist.
10/1/2009 10:10:14 AM