Let it be known that all beliefs outside of what the Bible teaches are of false nature. Evolution is in animals, not in humans.
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"Let is be known...."
By all means, let me take your decree and nail it to the castle gate, you arrogant, ignorant douchebag.
Except for the part where the bible is full of crap and human are also animals.
And also, plants, fungi, bacteria, protists, and the other ones evolve too.
This reminds me of that one poster in the Creation Museum showing the standard evolutionary hierarchy of all species on Earth, perfectly legitimate as one might find in a biology textbook -- EXCEPT that the side-side-branch with H. sapiens on it was removed and replaced with a SECOND "hierarchy" beside the main one, showing humans unchanged throughout time.
Human (Homo sapiens) Clasification
Domain: Eukarya
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: Hominidae
Genus: Homo
Species: H. sapiens
Notice that the kingdom is animalia. Doesn't that sound suspiciously similar to animals? Of course it does, because that is what animalia means. Or, in more scientific terms, animals are eukaryotic multi-cellular motile heterotrophs. Does that apply to you? Yes it does.
EDIT: Sorry for the lack of italics. I'm too lazy to put them in.
@ SurfinSeaOtter
True. But, since they technically aren't CREATING their own food, we'd need to come up with a new type of definition for that. Let's just say they are, um, 'excreterotrophs' meaning they eat their own shit. Now, I will list the classification showing that fundies are actually in a different kingdom from us, and therefore not animals, like they claim. Thankfully, this means that we are only distantly related.
Fundie (Moro nidiot) Classification
Domain: Eukarya
Kingdom: Excretae
Phylum: Rapturo
Class: Christae
Order: Loonia
Family: Floodarkae
Genus: Moro
Species: M. nidiot
So... we're plants?
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If all people came from Adam and Eve,
and humans don't evolve, then why do
African blacks look so different from
the Chineese? Why do the people of
northern Europe look so different from
American indians? and.. people of the
South Pacific don't look much like
anybody else.
Why doesn't the Bible explain this.
"Evolution is in animals, not in humans."
Not so many years ago (I refer you to a certain Canadian in the 1988 Seoul Olympics), the concept of a man doing the 100 Metres in 9.78 seconds would be unthinkable; with anyone doing so immediately having such a result questioned, nay, subject to stringent drugs testing.
Well...:
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...if Usain Bolt is on something, then the sporting pharmaceutical industry might as well give up, as Chicken Nuggets are the ultimate performance-enhancing drug.
And it's known that Usain isn't the Spartan-esque athlete who sticks to an ultra-rigid training/diet regimen. It's a fact he likes clubbing and associating with the ladies. Fact: Usain Bolt is acknowledged as a natural athlete. Three Gold medals (100 Metres, 200 Metres, 4X100 Metres Relay) 2008 Beijing Olympics. Three Gold medals (100 Metres, 200 Metres, 4X100 Metres Relay) 2012 London Olympics.
Mayhaps - as per 2009 Berlin World Championships (pic above) - we are seeing the emergence of Homo Superior ...?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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