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#688201
Well, the fact that the ancient Greek Demi-God Pan is not another word for Satan means that the rest of your paranoid rambling has no basis. Pan had been around for a long time before satan stole his likeness
9/17/2008 1:37:56 PM
#688204
anonymous_troy
Peter Pan is a pedophile.
And when you grow up, he stops loving you and you have to live your regular life.
9/17/2008 1:38:55 PM
#688218
Daken
what was it that Fraued once said, oh ya "sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar."
9/17/2008 1:44:15 PM
#688274
GreenEyedLilo
Quit thinking so hard; you're only hurting yourself.
9/17/2008 2:21:13 PM
#688319
aaa
Whut?
9/17/2008 2:45:05 PM
#688396
So, you won't be wanting any Pan-fried steak?
Oh, and way to miss the ending, where the lesson lies in that we all (except for Pan) grow up eventually.
9/17/2008 3:16:38 PM
#688412
Brent
This was on your to-do list?
- Buy eggs
- Water plants
- Warn people about Peter Pan
- Baseball game at 7:00
9/17/2008 3:27:27 PM
#688417
fritistat
Get back into your rubber room, fucktard.
9/17/2008 3:33:36 PM
#688507
Slayer
That entire thread is a gold mine.
9/17/2008 4:46:34 PM
#688514
redfergus
Here's a good one from that thread:
I replaced my romance novel readings by christian romance novels by steeple hill. They quote scripture through out the book. IT is better than reading a regular romance novel that is filled with Sex.
Barbara Cartland, eat your heart out.
fergus
9/17/2008 4:51:16 PM
#688561
Ash
Cue LOL WUT pear.
9/17/2008 5:21:02 PM
#688572
Carbonated Margarine
Peter Pan: "Do you want Tinkerbell to DIE?"
Audience: "No!"
student [simultaneously with audience]: "Yoooooou betcha."
9/17/2008 5:32:15 PM
#688604
CailinBan
The rest of the thread is precious alright. Here's one that totally amused me with its unintended irony. (I've clipped some of it, but not to change context, just for brevity.)
"I also used to read a certain author who [...]is very famous for his horror stories. [...] It was obvious to me [...] that this was an author who did his homework. He had to have studied the Bible to some extent in order to come up with some of the stuff he came up with."
Don't know about you guys, but that just cracked me up! The bible as an inspiration for horror!
9/17/2008 5:56:24 PM
#688610
wordsofbane
Wendy, John, and Michael. Who's the 4th?
9/17/2008 6:01:35 PM
#688616
Carbonated Margarine
@ Brent: Thanks for a good laugh. :OD
9/17/2008 6:07:02 PM
#688674
Lucilius
Yeah, but you were only attacked by Paul Reubens, and Pee Wee was pretty easy to fight off.
Or beat off, your choice.
9/17/2008 6:44:29 PM
#688686
It's also a work of fiction.
9/17/2008 6:53:47 PM
#688841
Laura
Can you guys even take a crap without seeing demons? Sheesh.
9/17/2008 8:44:11 PM
#688845
mike-mike
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
*Catches breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*Dies laughing*
9/17/2008 8:46:07 PM
#688853
tracer
Pan is only "another name for Satan" because the early Christians claimed that ALL the gods of the Roman pantheon were just Satan in disguise.
They singled out Pan for special treatment, though, because he was depicted as a satyr. Satyrs are identified with male sexuality, and you know how St. Paul felt about sexuality.
9/17/2008 8:49:03 PM
#688925
Old Viking
Do what you want with the warning.
OK.
9/17/2008 9:30:40 PM
#689020
Jay-Sus
Do what you want with the warning.
All right. I'll ignore it.
9/17/2008 10:28:57 PM
#689022
SurfinSeaOtter
Sounds more like you describing Michael Jackson :P
9/17/2008 10:30:35 PM
#689044
Christ Punch
I believe "Pan" is also Spanish for "Bread". Heretofore - When is my PB&J/Devil Sammich going to whisk ME away to a magical land?
9/17/2008 10:43:52 PM
#689066
jc
so is captain hook jesus?
9/17/2008 10:58:48 PM
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