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#86990
Tommy9898
When you die, your clock hung on the wall will still run.
10/3/2006 1:33:20 AM
#342300
Because he never was alive.
11/23/2007 9:18:33 AM
#342400
GigaGuess
Da Vinci died...did the Mona Lisa blink out of existence?
11/23/2007 12:21:36 PM
#342504
Jon
Because "God is Dead" is not meant to be taken literally. You must have critical thinking skills to interpret the statement, which creates meaning.
11/23/2007 4:08:22 PM
#342630
King Duncan
Do you need someone to walk beside you reminding you "left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot" all day?
11/23/2007 7:17:27 PM
#342735
Borborygmus
Gee, we don't know! That's just too hard for us to figure out!
11/23/2007 9:27:47 PM
#343036
Sverdrup
Because he doesn't exist. Get a clue...
11/24/2007 8:40:25 AM
#343083
WM
Following your logic, your house should disappear when you die.
11/24/2007 10:09:49 AM
#778509
Friedrich Nietzsche
God, you prick, you interpret me even worse than that Hitler douchebag did.
11/22/2008 2:16:31 PM
#778534
Carbonated Margarine
Are you saying God is pregnant and the universe is the dependent fetus? And does this mean we're going start seeing people campaigning to grant personhood status to universes?
11/22/2008 2:43:10 PM
#789334
FOTM
"I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive forevermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death."
Revelation 1:18
11/29/2008 4:11:23 PM
#790530
Canadiest
the last one did
11/30/2008 3:37:53 PM
#1223462
Kristinkhaos
If you have a child (please don't) and you and the other parent die, does the child die? I didn't think so.
11/3/2010 12:14:06 PM
#1223540
Zagadka
BRAINFART!!
11/3/2010 7:36:50 PM
#1223732
Anon-e-moose
"If God is dead, how come the universe hasn't died with Him?"
Easy (check one):
[ ] Your 'God' (the 'First Cause') died, but his creator, the Zero Cause still exists (natch).
[ ] Your 'God' never existed in the first place. The Big Bang, and all that jazz.
Choose wisely.
11/4/2010 10:55:52 AM
#1334201
LordMu
I suppose I can expect my sketchpad to disspear when I die, then.
It`s all a moot point anyway because God never existed.
9/20/2011 10:36:09 AM
#1334210
N. De PlumeOriginally posted by Anon-e-moose
"If God is dead, how come the universe hasn't died with Him?"
Easy (check one):
[ ] Your 'God' (the 'First Cause') died, but his creator, the Zero Cause still exists (natch).
[ ] Your 'God' never existed in the first place. The Big Bang, and all that jazz.
And just to make sure we have all bases covered:
[ ] God’s continued existence is not required for the universe’s continued existence.
9/20/2011 10:58:54 AM
#1377240
Quantum Mechanic
In order to die, first you must exist, so the answer is no.
2/22/2012 6:54:17 AM
#1378709
Canadiest
"He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun"
Bernie Taupin
That WAS the headline when America entered WW2. And know what?
No-one freaked about that then. More evidence that American Fundies will explode over things people (real Americans) accepted over 70 fuckin years ago!
2/28/2012 3:31:04 PM
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