Quote# 46354

(Mountain Girl:
If global warming is going on, I lean toward the belief that it's happening because the sun is getting hotter. What do people here think about these verses?

Revelation 16:8-9.....The fourth angel poured out his bowl on the sun, and the sun was given power to scorch people with fire. They were seared by the intense heat and they cursed the name of God, who had control over these plagues, but they refused to repent and glorify him.

It sounds like a prediction that the sun gets hotter.)


I have thought this for a long time. But that wouldn't aid the cause of the environmentalists. Now they're trying to say our carbon emissions are affecting Mars...

Jennifleur, RaptureReady 33 Comments [9/2/2008 9:52:53 PM]
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I don't know who's saying more stupid things. And who's lying through their teeth.

9/2/2008 9:54:39 PM

Ken1971

Nobody is saying our carbon emissions are affecting Mars, other that YOU!

Lying for jebus is still lying.

I cannot find words to express the level of FAIL crammed into so few sentences.

9/2/2008 10:25:54 PM

Angus

[citation needed]

9/2/2008 10:34:35 PM

John

Most researchers expect greenhouse gases to warm the planet by 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit in the next 100 years. Solar irradiance could add another 0.72 degrees. So, yeah, the sun is getting hotter, and no, it's not what's causing global warming.

Now they're trying to say our carbon emissions are affecting Mars

No they aren't. Jennifleur just pulled that out of her ass.

9/2/2008 10:34:40 PM

Mortok

Well then that bowl is pouring very, very slowly.

9/2/2008 10:38:03 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"What do people here think about these verses?"
"It sounds like a prediction that the sun gets hotter."

I think it sounds like the rantings of a man high on hallucinogens. (which, funnily enough, is what Revelation is!)

9/2/2008 10:40:03 PM

Philbert McAdamia

The fourth angel poured out his bowl on the sun, and the sun was given power to scorch people with fire. They were seared by the intense heat and they cursed the name of God, who had control over these plagues, but they refused to repent and glorify him.
It sounds like a prediction that the sun gets hotter.)

poured
was given
they cursed
were seared
they refused
Sounds more like past tense to me.


9/2/2008 10:41:11 PM

Miles G

Holy shit! Even for RR, this statement is way out there.

9/2/2008 10:46:33 PM

Person

And now explain how the sun burned a hole in the ozone layer.

9/2/2008 10:51:09 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Now they're trying to say our carbon emissions are affecting Mars...

Bullshit. No one says that.

9/2/2008 11:06:28 PM

Jay-Sus

Now they're trying to say our carbon emissions are affecting Mars...

And by 'they' you mean you. You are the only one saying that carbon emissions are affecting Mars.

9/2/2008 11:15:10 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"Now they're trying to say our carbon emissions are affecting Mars..."

LOLwhut?

9/2/2008 11:20:51 PM

Nowonmai

I have never read anywhere where Environmentalists are saying anything we do on Earth is affecting Mars. Links or citation please. I won't hold my breath, though.

9/2/2008 11:23:00 PM

tracer

Mortok wrote:

"Well then that bowl is pouring very, very slowly."


The sun is awfully large, after all.

9/2/2008 11:44:29 PM

werewolf

You thought and this is what you came up with? Talk about wasting time.

9/2/2008 11:55:44 PM

Old Viking

Not really. We'll worry about Mars warming after we colonize.

9/2/2008 11:58:36 PM

Osiris

What?

9/3/2008 12:20:03 AM

MAS2008

Don't see how you could get your head any further up your A**, but give it a go.

9/3/2008 12:26:43 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

"Now they're trying to say our carbon emissions are affecting Mars..."

Who said that? Who the fuck said that, Jennifleur? No one did! Now shut your cunt!

9/3/2008 2:16:49 AM

Katsuro

Mars doesn't even have an atmosphere for fuck sake!

9/3/2008 9:48:05 AM

aaa

Atmosphere of Mars is not related.

9/3/2008 9:54:55 AM

apYrs

"They were seared by the intense heat and they cursed the name of God, who had control over these plagues, but they refused to repent and glorify him."

Talk about ingratitude: god hurts and kills people and no-one lthanks, loves and glorifies him for it. People can be SOOOO perverse

9/3/2008 10:24:24 AM

Dan Onymous

Yes! Carbon emmissions lead to global warming which makes my Mars Bar go all melty! Grrrr!

9/3/2008 11:00:05 AM

CT

My partner has just informed me that several months ago she posted to Reddit a (very unserious) comment in response to the news that Mars was warming up...

Her comment was "It's Global Warming! It's our fault!"




Please form an orderly queue to give my partner a spanking for causing this fundies comment.... ;)

9/3/2008 11:50:43 AM

Nirjuana

Total failure in understanding of global warming

9/3/2008 1:40:14 PM

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