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#659972
Panz
Couldn't have been Weds, I called in sick for work, he entrusted me as the only one capable of turning on the light switch...
Replacing that little 30 cent bulb in the sun is a real bitch though, all that heat and whatnot
8/30/2008 7:04:06 AM
#660092
Nowonmai
"Remember when God created the world?"
No, and neither do you.
8/30/2008 8:33:30 AM
#660253
Mandy
Were you there? Because if you were, I would not consider your memory reliable. Memory tends to deteriorate with age, so if you're four and a half billion years old, or even 6000, your memory must be terrible by now.
8/30/2008 11:38:12 AM
#660274
aaa
And Allah?
8/30/2008 12:08:43 PM
#660287
Firthy2002
God sure is a lazy bastard.
6 days to create the universe?
8/30/2008 12:24:04 PM
#660473
Grigori Yefimovich
Reminds me of an old Punch cartoon.
There's an Ancient Greybeard sitting with a Little Girl at his feet.
LG: Grandpapa, were you on the Ark with Noah?
AG: No, my child, I certainly was not!
LG (after a pause): Then why weren't you drownded?
8/30/2008 4:08:01 PM
#660526
343panic
< sarcasm >Oh sure, I remember it like it was yesterday. </ sarcasm >
8/30/2008 4:57:42 PM
#660546
Hasher
You remember that? How old are you? How did you survive the flood?
8/30/2008 5:11:25 PM
#660548
Jezebel's Evil Sister
"Remember when God created the world? ..."
Ah yes, I remember that day. It was a Monday, as I recall, and it had been raining in the morning but cleared up by the afternoon so Aunt Hattie and I had our tea out on the veranda.
8/30/2008 5:13:47 PM
#660677
Reverend Jeremiah
LOL..WUT?!!?!!!
8/30/2008 7:22:11 PM
#660904
LAchlan
There is not a run-up long enough to give you the slap you deserve.
8/30/2008 9:45:47 PM
#660930
Old Viking.
I remember it was noisy as hell. The rest is vague.
8/30/2008 10:01:45 PM
#660953
atrasicarius
You're absolutely right. When god acts, everyone will know.
I'm waiting
Any time now
I wont be holding my breath
8/30/2008 10:15:44 PM
#933168
JSS
"Remember when God created the world?"
You honestly expect me to believe you were there?
4/2/2009 3:27:15 PM
#941227
KillerOfTheSun
"Remember when God created the world?"
And the Cubs have been cursed since...
4/16/2009 11:38:16 PM
#1064459
FSMpirate
(Impatiently checks wrist-watch for the umpteeth millionth time)
*whistles jaunty tune*
Well, it looks like we're gonna hang it up. I'm bored.
11/30/2009 6:39:23 AM
#1064461
FSMpirate
Wait, I couldn't resist this:
"Remember when God created the world?"
What do you mean? Do I remember when he did it in that ficticious book you guys are always humping? Before everything else existed?
No, I don't remember.
11/30/2009 6:42:26 AM
#1064496
Anon-e-moose
"Remember when God created the world? It was by His Word and instantly there it was."
We're waiting.
11/30/2009 8:58:48 AM
#1255493
KR
So, you're saying, that god hasn't acted as of yet? That's sounds very true, considering in what state the world is today. So, what's the hangup?
2/11/2011 9:14:15 AM
#1255588
Gore
"The whole world will know when God acts. No one will wonder. It will be supernatural."
well... we're waiting.
2/11/2011 12:20:17 PM
#1255605
Swede
Strangely enough, he created light before he created the source of all our light. Even stranger; there are quite a few recorded civilizations that are significantly older than ca 6000 years.
Plus, God has not acted since the days of the Bible. Unless you count the so called "Acts of God" in insurance clauses. (Here in Sweden they are called "Force Majeure", not that we have that many of them...).
2/11/2011 1:20:15 PM
#1390563
Quantum Mechanic
no
4/7/2012 5:17:52 PM
#1390589
Justanotheratheist
Yes, dear. Of course we remember.
Now please take your meds and go and have a nice lie down.
4/7/2012 11:52:39 PM
#1390620
Remember when God created the world?
Oh totally, I was like dude I don't think you can create the world and God was like fuck you man, you just watch me, and he was like "let there be light" and then BOOM there was light, that was like fucking-a man, like totally fucking far out y'know, and Elvis was there and Gandhi nearly shit his nickers and baby jesus started crying and everybody was totally stoned out of their skulls and were like ROFLing all over the place, HOLY SHIT what a party!
4/8/2012 4:26:37 AM
#1531667
Quantum Mechanic
no
4/26/2013 3:31:50 AM
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