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[on the Ponce de Leon high school witch hunt against gays affair]

Ah, the Anti Christian Labor Union strikes again. Why do they hate independent communities, local governments, state rights, and America? The principal did the right thing in letting the rest of the community know that a sodomist was attempting to force her agenda on them. Lest we allow American to fall into a similar quandry as Canada, the land of militant female sodomy, we must exterminate this filth wherever we go, be it the schools, the courthouses, or their bedrooms.

Ixion, Calvinists4Conservatism 54 Comments [8/30/2008 1:51:21 AM]
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#659830
Hugh G. Rektion

Wait, women are taking it up the ass here in Canada? Well, I'll be...

8/30/2008 4:47:07 AM
#659851
Nightboomfer

Isn't C4C a troll site in the same vein as Landover?

8/30/2008 5:09:35 AM
#659872
Amanda

Didn't you guys know? Female sodomy is the Canadian pastime! We're working on making it an Olympic sport.

8/30/2008 5:38:31 AM
#659873
Rubyfruit

"Militant Female Sodomy" sounds like the name of some shock rock band.

As for the rest of it, now that's just crazy, wrong, the principal was completely out of line, and I hope that his sorry ass got fired.

8/30/2008 5:39:51 AM
#659879
mark

Millitant female sodomy? Really? Like chicks with M-16's sodomizing eachother? I'm playin that through my head, and I think you just thought of an awsome movie idea. Seeing as it takes place in canada, you could call it "Millitant Eh-holes" Thats a money maker right there

8/30/2008 5:44:27 AM
#659967
Fdragon

Ah, the Anti Christian Labor Union strikes again.

<Oh Noes! It's the Vast Liberal Conspericy!!! Everyone get your aluminume hats!>

Why do they hate independent communities, local governments, state rights, and America?

<No, that you be you, you try to get everyone to think like you, making YOU the unAmerican one>

The principal did the right thing in letting the rest of the community know that a sodomist was attempting to force her agenda on them.

<Ummm...you do relize she was female? Females can't really DO sodomy...unless they have...you know...tools. What, do you think she was running around with a long pointy object sticking it up people's bums?>

Lest we allow American to fall into a similar quandry as Canada, the land of militant female sodomy,

<Blame Canada! Blame Canada!>

we must exterminate this filth wherever we go, be it the schools, the courthouses, or their bedrooms.

<Exterminate...oh so you are a murderer as well as a maniac. Someone call the funny farm! We have a cadidate for the Cockoo's Nest!>

8/30/2008 7:00:15 AM
#659991
DarkfireTaimatsu

You're a douche-clown.

8/30/2008 7:15:12 AM
#660045
CailinBan

A small irony is that in Britain and Ireland the word 'ponce' is slang for a gay person (admittedly, dated slang, but still). So their very school name is gay. They'd hate that!

8/30/2008 7:48:48 AM
#660095
Nowonmai

Newsflash, jackass: a SHE isn't a sodomite. Wrong plumbing.

8/30/2008 8:34:44 AM
#660100
Parallax

the land of militant female sodomy

That sounds like my kind of country.

8/30/2008 8:39:01 AM
#660189
solomongrundy

Militant female sodomy.
Sounds like a great name for a band.

8/30/2008 10:21:53 AM
#660206
apYrs

I think this site is competing with Landover Baptists.

Or at least I hope so!

8/30/2008 10:32:47 AM
#660226


Poe, guys.

8/30/2008 11:08:41 AM
#660269
aaa

Canada is a lot more fun than you can imagine.

8/30/2008 12:03:58 PM
#660271
Princess Rot

Does this stupid ass know that to perform sodomy, one requires a penis? Or does he just use a word he doesn't know the meaning of because he thinks it makes him sound clever? I'm betting it's the latter.

Edit: Oh, wait it's Poe. Apparently Hilary Clinton is a nazi who likes to surround herself with fornication and Sarah Palin shouldn't drive because she has a vagina. Oh, and the webmaster likes getting porn spam from 'liberulz'.

8/30/2008 12:04:58 PM
#660277
Brain_In_A_Jar

Why do they hate independent communities, local governments, state rights, and America?

If every state always just did whatever the fuck it wanted, regardless of other states, the constitution or the federal government, then there wouldn't be an America. The clue's in the name, genius - "The united States of America". Who's anti-American now?

8/30/2008 12:15:30 PM
#660423
Brain_In_A_Jar

we must exterminate this filth wherever we go, be it the schools, the courthouses, or their bedrooms.

Do you often find yourself in other peoples' bedrooms during the course of your daily life?

8/30/2008 2:59:26 PM
#660466
D Laurier

Yes heaven forbid that the american empire "fall into" being like Canada...
Imagine being respected rather than feared.

8/30/2008 4:01:25 PM
#660480
creatrix

FEMALE sodomy......orly?





8/30/2008 4:14:24 PM
#660563


Now I have heard it all. A "supposed" Christian defending a PERVERT masquerading as a Christian who forced young girls to show him their underwear to check for "pro-gay logos"????? Defending a principal who singled out a student for harassment instead of protecting his students?? If this had happened in my area of the "Bible Belt" to our daughters, this son of bitch would have more to worry about than the ACLU or the cops(if he were lucky), he would to worry about me, my wife, and about 300 parents(some of them Christian, some even fundie Christians) ready to kick his ass out of town. And hypocritical filth like you defending this child molesting creep should be "tarred and feathered" for backing up this pervert because he has claimed to be doing it in the name of the Lord as his cover for his crime. "Jesus wept" at having gullible assholes like you defending perverts in his name!

8/30/2008 5:21:50 PM
#660659
severin

I'm guessing the only agenda this girl had was the one she wrote her homework in.

Ixion's just a moron.
Also, come to Canada, guys. Healthcare and lesbians. It's a winner.

8/30/2008 7:11:00 PM
#660679
Reverend Jeremiah

"Lest we allow American to fall into a similar quandry as Canada, the land of militant female sodomy"

Holy SHIT THAT SOUNDS SEXY! I want a millitant female sodomoizer RIGHT NOW!!!

8/30/2008 7:23:53 PM
#660937
Old Viking.

Please send detailed description and diagrams of militant female sodomy.

8/30/2008 10:07:35 PM
#661008
DJ Shire

militant female sodomy? sounds like the website Catfight Gangbangs

8/30/2008 10:51:28 PM
#696674
Wtf

WE AIN'T ALLOWIN FAGS IN GOOD OL MURKA NO MORE.

Asshole.

9/24/2008 9:32:23 PM
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