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#655188
This would have been a lot funnier if he'd said something like "to the point where my mom and dad do not have brown eyes, but I do". Now that would have been utterly hilarious. As it stands, it's merely a declaration of ignorance.
8/27/2008 7:46:21 AM
#655189
J. Random Lurker
Apparently, this guy seems to think that war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, and black is white...
...with a triple-order of ignorance
8/27/2008 7:48:36 AM
#655195
Damen
Evolutionists just can't accept that evolution does exist. Just not to the point of becoming another species.
Ah. So seconds and minutes exist, but not hours and days. Gotcha.
Now tell me, what's stopping lots of little changes from adding up to a big change?
8/27/2008 7:51:30 AM
#655209
IanC
So you accept little changes, but not that little changes will eventually become big changes?
Moron.
8/27/2008 8:34:19 AM
#655244
solomongrundy
Evolution says that before any "living" organism, there was a Super-Atom (this is where you guys correct me if I'm wrong) right?
I just had a head/desk moment.
8/27/2008 9:46:21 AM
#655251
anevilmeme
"I know what I believe is right, and you all can just shut up about it."
Fundies in a nutshell.
8/27/2008 10:07:56 AM
#655258
DCoke
And why is that?
8/27/2008 10:21:41 AM
#655289
Illuminatalie
"God allowed us flexibility, but not that much."
Your religious cult allows you to think about things, but not THAT much.
8/27/2008 10:47:48 AM
#655319
Philbert McAdamia
My mom and dad don't have blue eyes, but me and the mailman do. Hah! So there. Proof . . . of . . . something . . .
8/27/2008 11:22:32 AM
#655346
Tired Christian
"I know what I believe is right, and you all can just shut up about it."
So, basically, you have firm beliefs....and don't want to read anyone else's point of view (why are you even on a forum?)
"Evolutionists just can't accept that evolution does exist."
Pot: "you are really black Mr Kettle."
"To the point where my mum does not have brown eyes, but I do."
Either that ain't you mummy, or your daddy has brown eyes.
8/27/2008 12:00:57 PM
#655359
Dark_Lord_Prime
"I know what I believe is right, and you all can just shut up about it."
'I'm right, you're wrong. Nyeah-nyeah-nyeah! *fingers in ears*'
"Evolutionists just can't accept that evolution does exist."
I got stuck on that sentence for several seconds before I realized he'd actually meant to use a comma at the end of it. I was about to comment with a major ROFL. XD
"Just not to the point of becoming another species."
Well, not as far as a cat giving birth to a litter of puppies, no.
Cats, as a species, eventually becoming a new species of cat, though? Absolutely.
8/27/2008 12:14:28 PM
#655374
Jack Bauer
"Evolutionists just can't accept that evolution does exist."
Proof read much?
8/27/2008 12:32:15 PM
#655434
stogoe
Now tell me, what's stopping lots of little changes from adding up to a big change?
God? I picture him standing athwart the flow of genetic drift, trying desperately to hold back the flood with naught but his arrogance.
And failing completely, of course.
8/27/2008 1:26:31 PM
#655442
John
To the point where my mom does not have brown eyes, but I do.
If your mom has blue eyes, your dad had better have brown eyes or mom's got some 'splainin' to do!
Evolutionists just can't accept that evolution does exist. Just not to the point of becoming another species.
Creationists can't deny evolution exists, so they draw an arbitrary line and say "OK, evolution can do up to here, but not past it". Then when new evidence comes in, they just move the line.
8/27/2008 1:31:01 PM
#655476
aaa
Groan...
8/27/2008 1:51:08 PM
#655495
Eric
Hey, idiot, speciation has been observed. You fail.
8/27/2008 1:59:50 PM
#655535
Nowonmai
Prove creationism, and you aren't allowed to use a 2000 yr old badly written book of fables as your 'proof'.
8/27/2008 2:24:10 PM
#655583
GreenEyedLilo
@Philbert McAdamia: Hehehehehe!!!
Isn't this the little homeschooled boy who whined about the moderator being intolerant of other viewpoints?
8/27/2008 2:55:56 PM
#655618
demodocos
Ack! The entire thread is made up of fail.
8/27/2008 3:37:30 PM
#655685
Godbuster
Pssst. Noone tell him that the basics of inheritance were laid down by Mendel, a monk.
Oh no, now I've said it.
*fundie's brain 'splodes*
8/27/2008 4:38:55 PM
#655746
Quantum Mechanic
Another F in biology.
8/27/2008 5:30:59 PM
#655788
A. Person
Wishful thinking in all of its glory.
8/27/2008 6:07:53 PM
#655834
Brooke Ella
"Evolutionists just can't accept that evolution does exist"
Freudian slip?
8/27/2008 6:35:02 PM
#655938
Old Viking
Elementary school playground debating tactic: "I'm right. Am too, am too, am too, am too, am too ...
8/27/2008 7:43:32 PM
#656091
BrandonL33
Evolution does not work that way.
8/27/2008 9:35:35 PM
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