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Why is it that you can deprogram a religious person but you can’t deprogram an atheist?
What is it that atheists have (or don’t have) that makes it impossible to deprogram them?

Desiree, Yahoo Crazys 91 Comments [8/27/2008 7:47:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Fundiesniffer
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#655649
freako104

Knowledge?

8/27/2008 4:10:17 PM

#655652
StridentLobster

The truth.

8/27/2008 4:13:03 PM

#655662
MAS2008

A working brain for starters!

8/27/2008 4:24:06 PM

#655693
Nirjuana

Deprogramming people? With "[/atheism]"-command eh,?

8/27/2008 4:46:53 PM

#655699
MAS2008

Why would this question be deleted? Unless a moderator has fundie leanings.

8/27/2008 4:50:47 PM

#655707
DJ Shire

I would say intelligence....and I thought all that Matrix code was PERL.

8/27/2008 4:55:57 PM

#655768
Jocelyn

My software is the latest upgrades.. no deprogramming necessary!

8/27/2008 5:46:31 PM

#655769
Brenz

Because you can deprogram faith. It's harder to abandon the truth when you know you've seen it.

8/27/2008 5:46:36 PM

#655776
maxedout

hmm... let me think...
Oh, sorry, that's what you don't want me to do.

8/27/2008 5:55:48 PM

#655828
Brooke Ella

Kind of wondering about the submitter's name. Does he sniff out fundies? Just sniff them? Is it a weird sexual euphemism?

8/27/2008 6:30:31 PM

#655922
Enna

For one, reality is one their side.

8/27/2008 7:34:21 PM

#655929
Old Viking

Sounds pro-atheist to me.

8/27/2008 7:39:09 PM

#656053
Kurrus

A brain.

8/27/2008 9:07:02 PM

#656100
crazyroper

Well it's the "or don't have" part. As in we don't have that specific belief "programed" in the first place.

8/27/2008 9:44:33 PM

#656116
Firthy2002

We lack programming.

8/27/2008 9:57:24 PM

#656119
Jay-Sus

I think you've been watching too many crappy sci-fi movies there.

8/27/2008 9:58:43 PM

#656177
werewolf

Reality.

A firm grasp of same.

8/27/2008 10:46:26 PM

#656222
Sisyphus

a functioning brain

8/27/2008 11:13:32 PM

#656296
WMDKitty

Because the Atheists are *already* deprogrammed.

8/28/2008 12:30:12 AM

#656372
Bri

haXorzing for Jeebus!

Maybe becuase religious people run Vista?? (SNAP!!)

8/28/2008 1:36:03 AM

#656414
ghost

The ability to reason is one thing we have.... and, of course, the ability to use the brain we were born with....

8/28/2008 2:13:54 AM

#656483
Mrs. Antichrist.

The fact that we were never 'programed' in the first place.

8/28/2008 2:58:26 AM

#656580
Fanatic-Templar

They lack programming.

8/28/2008 4:05:38 AM

#657605
Dr. Funkenstein

Anyone can be "deprogrammed". I'm guessing you haven't had much success because you're an idiot.

8/28/2008 9:58:18 PM

#657828
Mitch

Atheists are empty, they've got 100% free space when it comes to 'programs' (Because logic and science don't count as programs).

My idea of a program is faith, since atheists don't have faith, there is no program to remove.

8/28/2008 11:55:48 PM
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