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Have any of you heard about judgment day?
If you haven't it is where god chooses who he wants to die and then he judges them and puts them in either Heaven or Hell. Scientists have found that the next judgment day will probably occur in 2012, and I don't know about you guys but I will be graduating that year and I don't won't to die. ARE YOU READY ??

Hannah&Kyle, Yahoo Answers 71 Comments [8/27/2008 1:14:13 AM]
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#654838

Son of a Nonymous

I never get tired of this shit. Who are these so-called scientists, where are these studies, how did they arrive at their conclusions, and what makes them qualified to comment on your apocalypse?

8/27/2008 1:23:52 AM

#654840

If Arnold Schwarzzennager comes, we'll be fine.

8/27/2008 1:24:21 AM

#654844

Amanda

Cite please.

8/27/2008 1:27:13 AM

#654847

Smith

"If you haven't it is where god chooses who he wants to die and then he judges them and puts them in either Heaven or Hell."

"I don't won't to die"

Where the hell will you be going then? Purgatory?

8/27/2008 1:28:09 AM

#654850

Miss Blasphemy

8/27/2008 1:29:10 AM

#654854

RavenWood

Way to steal the Mayan apocalypse for yourself. Is there anything original about your dogma?

8/27/2008 1:31:35 AM

#654859

Headache

but I will be graduating that year

No, you will not, you are too damn stupid!

8/27/2008 1:35:06 AM

#654864

DaMentalFunism

The next judgement day. For those of you who missed the last one.

8/27/2008 1:41:49 AM

#654865

Malkavian Jeff

"Scientists have found that the next judgment day will probably occur in 2012"
Scientists?

8/27/2008 1:42:30 AM

#654867

Horsefeathers

"Have any of you heard about judgment day?"

No. Never.

"If you haven't it is where god chooses who he wants to die and then he judges them and puts them in either Heaven or Hell. Scientists have found that the next judgment day will probably occur in 2012, and I don't know about you guys but I will be graduating that year and I don't won't to die. ARE YOU READY ??"

Scientists have pinpointed Doomsday you say? Yeah, right. You need to get out more, kid. Either that or pay more attention in school.

8/27/2008 1:43:37 AM

#654868

GreenEyedLilo

Worry more about your schoolwork, honey.

8/27/2008 1:44:10 AM

#654874

hmcook87

Im sorry, exactly how have these "scientists" you speak of found the date of the next judgement day? I don't even think the bestest science book EVER, the bible, mentions the actual date.

8/27/2008 1:48:11 AM

#654880

Little Miss

They aren't scientists. They're "mystic" potheads who have something against Aquarius.

8/27/2008 1:54:48 AM

#654881

Mattural Selection

Something tells me that real scientists had nothing to do with that particular nugget of arse-evacuate.

8/27/2008 1:54:54 AM

#654882

Porky Pine

I doubt very much that scientists are saying that.

8/27/2008 1:55:18 AM

#654884

anonymous_troy

But God is omniscient. Why does he need to waste his time judging us?

8/27/2008 1:55:47 AM

#654886

Fanatic-Templar

By 'scientists' I imagine you mean 'lunatics'?

The "next" judgment day?

Seriously, are you putting any effort into this?

8/27/2008 1:57:21 AM

#654889

This is not a real question.

Why is it on Yahoo Answers.

Why can't these stupid asses get over themselves and stop asking cutesy self-serving "questions"?

8/27/2008 1:58:15 AM

#654894

Grigadil

Wow. "Judgment day"? Really? You mean it? I never heard of that before....

8/27/2008 2:01:21 AM

#654895

nfp

"Scientists:" More specific than "Experts."

8/27/2008 2:02:13 AM

#654903

Jay-Sus

2012 Doomsday is not actual fact. It's a stupid-ass movie built to profit off the fears of others.

8/27/2008 2:09:15 AM

#654916

anevilmeme

"Judgment day will probably occur in 2012."

Attention all planets of the solar federation... oh wait that's 2112.

8/27/2008 2:17:56 AM

#654927

Allegory for Jesus

" Scientists have found that the next judgment day will probably occur in 2012"

Ironically, our clocks are fueled by bullshit, which means that you are pushing us further towards that the woeful date! If you shut up, you might just get to graduate! Try it...for the sake of all mankind!

8/27/2008 2:24:17 AM

#654936

Arts_Myth

@anevilmeme (#691485): Attention all planets of the solar federation... oh wait that's 2112.

Yeah. In 2012, Earth gets sucked into the black hole of Cygnus X-1. I plan to outrun it in my Red barchetta, so long as my Distant Early Warning system is working. I'd go into more detail, but I'm in a bit of a Rush.

8/27/2008 2:35:13 AM

#654945

myheadhurts

Your elementary graduation aside, what scientists?

8/27/2008 2:48:14 AM

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