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#640362
Mike
Riiiiiiight.
8/19/2008 5:37:57 AM
#640364
BreeStar
So, if the belly button is the "window to the womb", how come guys have them too?
8/19/2008 5:39:09 AM
#640372
KathleenTheTerrible
Nothing to do with having an umbilical cord once... right?
8/19/2008 5:47:36 AM
#640373
Mattural Selection
Yup. My belly button is the window to my man-womb. I call it my colon. I'm pretty sure you have one too, because that seems to be where you pulled this little nugget from.
8/19/2008 5:47:42 AM
#640377
Evilutionist
I didn't realize that my belly button was the window to the womb. Or that I had a womb.
8/19/2008 5:50:24 AM
#640384
Beltaine
"window to the womb"
A womb with a view?
8/19/2008 5:59:54 AM
#640394
SurfinSeaOtter
Only one way to the womb pal... that's through the great Unholy chalice ;)
8/19/2008 6:19:54 AM
#640399
Bowen
You fail gross anatomy, Kathy.
8/19/2008 6:25:17 AM
#640415
MilkyWay
Belly button is the most sacred part?
I thought it was the unmentionable a bit down south. Or was that one an abomination? I just can't keep up.
8/19/2008 6:45:21 AM
#640419
LexKitten
Or *maybe* the "veil" that protects the Body of Christ is more similar to the "veil" that Muslim women wear? Are you guys going to start wearing burkas's now?
(No, because all your stupid rules are man-made anyway)
8/19/2008 6:51:43 AM
#640421
agentCDE
ANATOMY: YOU FAIL IT.
8/19/2008 6:55:10 AM
#640422
Jay-Sus
But a two piece is so much sexier than a one piece.
8/19/2008 6:57:50 AM
#640434
myheadhurts
The belly button is a scar. And its the only one that most people enjoy looking at.
8/19/2008 7:12:47 AM
#640439
approximate
Anatomy doesn't work like that!
8/19/2008 7:18:42 AM
#640442
Jacob
Men have belly buttons too, retard.
8/19/2008 7:21:45 AM
#640451
booley
Ok somebody really needs to take a lesson in Biology.
I'm a gay guy and even i know the belly button is NOT the way into the womb.
8/19/2008 7:29:44 AM
#640455
anonymous_troy
So he was making shit up?
8/19/2008 7:30:59 AM
#640456
One Trick Pony
Best laugh I've had in a while.
8/19/2008 7:31:00 AM
#640463
fromdownunder
Beltaine, you owe me a new keyboard. I just spilt a glass of wine over it from laughing.
Norm
8/19/2008 7:39:36 AM
#640481
IanC
Haha.
8/19/2008 8:57:37 AM
#640486
ID82
LOL!
8/19/2008 9:00:32 AM
#640513
Dan Onymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Poe's law in action there I think.
8/19/2008 9:24:38 AM
#640517
Journeyer
As I read this I come to the realization that having spent an increasing amount of time in here I am getting more and more blazé about it. I mean, when I first found this page and started reading it, the stupid almost made me gouge my eyes out, and on some instances has severely atrophied my brain (not to mention the vast amounts of cash having been spent in order to replace several Irony Meters - I now get special volume-order discount when buying Irony Meters in bulk).
So yes, I did feel that I have been getting more and more blazé about the stupid of the fundies, however in this instance the stupid is just too much - it burns, scorches, sears and combusts!
*looks down*
Penis. *check*
Scrotum. *check*
Hairy chest. *check*
Navel. *check* WTF?
Men have navels too? Does that mean that somewhere inside me there is a womb bursting to get out - so to speak?
8/19/2008 9:26:57 AM
#640534
alex77
Navel-Fetish for Jebus?
8/19/2008 9:33:45 AM
#640542
starbrewer
the belly button is a connection to a womb, your mother's womb, you idiot, not your own.
8/19/2008 9:41:12 AM
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