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8/19/2008 5:37:57 AM
So, if the belly button is the "window to the womb", how come guys have them too?
8/19/2008 5:39:09 AM
Nothing to do with having an umbilical cord once... right?
8/19/2008 5:47:36 AM
Yup. My belly button is the window to my man-womb. I call it my colon. I'm pretty sure you have one too, because that seems to be where you pulled this little nugget from.
8/19/2008 5:47:42 AM
I didn't realize that my belly button was the window to the womb. Or that I had a womb.
8/19/2008 5:50:24 AM
"window to the womb"
A womb with a view?
8/19/2008 5:59:54 AM
Only one way to the womb pal... that's through the great Unholy chalice ;)
8/19/2008 6:19:54 AM
You fail gross anatomy, Kathy.
8/19/2008 6:25:17 AM
Belly button is the most sacred part?
I thought it was the unmentionable a bit down south. Or was that one an abomination? I just can't keep up.
8/19/2008 6:45:21 AM
Or *maybe* the "veil" that protects the Body of Christ is more similar to the "veil" that Muslim women wear? Are you guys going to start wearing burkas's now?
(No, because all your stupid rules are man-made anyway)
8/19/2008 6:51:43 AM
ANATOMY: YOU FAIL IT.
8/19/2008 6:55:10 AM
But a two piece is so much sexier than a one piece.
8/19/2008 6:57:50 AM
The belly button is a scar. And its the only one that most people enjoy looking at.
8/19/2008 7:12:47 AM
Anatomy doesn't work like that!
8/19/2008 7:18:42 AM
Men have belly buttons too, retard.
8/19/2008 7:21:45 AM
Ok somebody really needs to take a lesson in Biology.
I'm a gay guy and even i know the belly button is NOT the way into the womb.
8/19/2008 7:29:44 AM
So he was making shit up?
8/19/2008 7:30:59 AM
One Trick Pony
Best laugh I've had in a while.
8/19/2008 7:31:00 AM
Beltaine, you owe me a new keyboard. I just spilt a glass of wine over it from laughing.
8/19/2008 7:39:36 AM
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8/19/2008 9:00:32 AM
Poe's law in action there I think.
8/19/2008 9:24:38 AM
As I read this I come to the realization that having spent an increasing amount of time in here I am getting more and more blazé about it. I mean, when I first found this page and started reading it, the stupid almost made me gouge my eyes out, and on some instances has severely atrophied my brain (not to mention the vast amounts of cash having been spent in order to replace several Irony Meters - I now get special volume-order discount when buying Irony Meters in bulk).
So yes, I did feel that I have been getting more and more blazé about the stupid of the fundies, however in this instance the stupid is just too much - it burns, scorches, sears and combusts!
Hairy chest. *check*
Navel. *check* WTF?
Men have navels too? Does that mean that somewhere inside me there is a womb bursting to get out - so to speak?
8/19/2008 9:26:57 AM
Navel-Fetish for Jebus?
8/19/2008 9:33:45 AM
the belly button is a connection to a womb, your mother's womb, you idiot, not your own.
8/19/2008 9:41:12 AM
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