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(On why one-piece swimsuits are appropriate but a two-piece is not)

I heard Jason Evert speak once and he explained that the belly button is the "window to the womb", a most sacred part of a woman's body, and therefore should be protected. He also drew an analogy between the "veil" that protects the Body of Christ in the tabernacle and clothing as a veil for the belly button.

KathyA, catholic answers forum 72 Comments [8/19/2008 5:36:15 AM]
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#640362
Mike

Riiiiiiight.

8/19/2008 5:37:57 AM

#640364
BreeStar

So, if the belly button is the "window to the womb", how come guys have them too?

8/19/2008 5:39:09 AM

#640372
KathleenTheTerrible

Nothing to do with having an umbilical cord once... right?

8/19/2008 5:47:36 AM

#640373
Mattural Selection

Yup. My belly button is the window to my man-womb. I call it my colon. I'm pretty sure you have one too, because that seems to be where you pulled this little nugget from.

8/19/2008 5:47:42 AM

#640377
Evilutionist

I didn't realize that my belly button was the window to the womb. Or that I had a womb.

8/19/2008 5:50:24 AM

#640384
Beltaine

"window to the womb"

A womb with a view?

8/19/2008 5:59:54 AM

#640394
SurfinSeaOtter

Only one way to the womb pal... that's through the great Unholy chalice ;)

8/19/2008 6:19:54 AM

#640399
Bowen

You fail gross anatomy, Kathy.

8/19/2008 6:25:17 AM

#640415
MilkyWay

Belly button is the most sacred part?

I thought it was the unmentionable a bit down south. Or was that one an abomination? I just can't keep up.

8/19/2008 6:45:21 AM

#640419
LexKitten

Or *maybe* the "veil" that protects the Body of Christ is more similar to the "veil" that Muslim women wear? Are you guys going to start wearing burkas's now?

(No, because all your stupid rules are man-made anyway)

8/19/2008 6:51:43 AM

#640421
agentCDE

ANATOMY: YOU FAIL IT.

8/19/2008 6:55:10 AM

#640422
Jay-Sus

But a two piece is so much sexier than a one piece.

8/19/2008 6:57:50 AM

#640434
myheadhurts

The belly button is a scar. And its the only one that most people enjoy looking at.

8/19/2008 7:12:47 AM

#640439
approximate

Anatomy doesn't work like that!

8/19/2008 7:18:42 AM

#640442
Jacob

Men have belly buttons too, retard.

8/19/2008 7:21:45 AM

#640451
booley

Ok somebody really needs to take a lesson in Biology.

I'm a gay guy and even i know the belly button is NOT the way into the womb.

8/19/2008 7:29:44 AM

#640455
anonymous_troy

So he was making shit up?

8/19/2008 7:30:59 AM

#640456
One Trick Pony

Best laugh I've had in a while.

8/19/2008 7:31:00 AM

#640463
fromdownunder

Beltaine, you owe me a new keyboard. I just spilt a glass of wine over it from laughing.

Norm


8/19/2008 7:39:36 AM

#640481
IanC

Haha.

8/19/2008 8:57:37 AM

#640486
ID82

LOL!

8/19/2008 9:00:32 AM

#640513
Dan Onymous

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Poe's law in action there I think.

8/19/2008 9:24:38 AM

#640517
Journeyer

As I read this I come to the realization that having spent an increasing amount of time in here I am getting more and more blazé about it. I mean, when I first found this page and started reading it, the stupid almost made me gouge my eyes out, and on some instances has severely atrophied my brain (not to mention the vast amounts of cash having been spent in order to replace several Irony Meters - I now get special volume-order discount when buying Irony Meters in bulk).

So yes, I did feel that I have been getting more and more blazé about the stupid of the fundies, however in this instance the stupid is just too much - it burns, scorches, sears and combusts!

*looks down*

Penis. *check*
Scrotum. *check*
Hairy chest. *check*
Navel. *check* WTF?

Men have navels too? Does that mean that somewhere inside me there is a womb bursting to get out - so to speak?

8/19/2008 9:26:57 AM

#640534
alex77

Navel-Fetish for Jebus?

8/19/2008 9:33:45 AM

#640542
starbrewer

the belly button is a connection to a womb, your mother's womb, you idiot, not your own.

8/19/2008 9:41:12 AM
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