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Quote# 45280

[On the story of Noah's flood]

The bible says he brought every basic kind.
So now we have to define what is a "kind."
Well, any booger-picking moron can tell that a dog is a dog is a dog and it's not a banana.

VenomFangX, YouTube 54 Comments [8/18/2008 11:32:30 PM]
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#639900
Laura

So you can tell a dog isn't a banana. Good on you.

8/18/2008 11:34:04 PM

#639901
Paschal Wagner

So... how many times did you try to play Fetch with your banana before you realised this?

8/18/2008 11:35:37 PM

#639905
Berny

What "kind" of dog did he bring?
Poodle, chihuahua, doberman, lab...?
Did all the current breeds, including the ones that have reverted back to wild dogs, mutate once they got off the arc?
The whole story is an impossibility, frankly, and only the most naive of individuals would accept it as historical.

8/18/2008 11:38:46 PM

#639916
484

VenomfagX: more phail than a pail of phail.

8/18/2008 11:45:10 PM

#639917
Headache

Ok, so you ate the dog rather than the banana... No big deal.

8/18/2008 11:45:54 PM

#639920
RavenWood

*headdesk*

8/18/2008 11:47:21 PM

#639925
Mike

This is why you fail.

8/18/2008 11:48:45 PM

#639927


Got that.

kind n. A dog, not a banana.


…Hm. Banana. Suppose he's a Comfort fan?

8/18/2008 11:48:55 PM

#639933
TB Tabby

Are lions and tigers part of the same "kind?"

If so, why don't they produce fertile offspring?

8/18/2008 11:53:18 PM

#639940
Jay-Sus

Holy epic failure, Batman!

8/19/2008 12:01:20 AM

#639942
MK

Wow. You're dumber than a booger picking moron. Congrats.

8/19/2008 12:02:31 AM

#639949
Osiris

Okay. Is a wolf and a dog the same kind or are they different kinds? What about a tiger and a lion? Or how about a donkey and a horse?
This is the problem with kinds. Sure a banana and a dog aren't the same kind, but is a Labradoodle and a Grey Wolf the same kind?

8/19/2008 12:12:12 AM

#639950
Ken1971

"Booger-picking moron" is apparently a level of intelligence you havn't yet reached.

8/19/2008 12:12:33 AM

#639952
Allegory for Jesus

That's a hell of a definition. What is a wolf?

8/19/2008 12:14:47 AM

#639967
Old Viking

Kind of weak.

8/19/2008 12:25:55 AM

#639969
agentCDE

A German shepherd is not a Siberian husky is not a French poodle. YOU FAIL IT.

8/19/2008 12:28:08 AM

#639992
WMDKitty

Oh, no. This guy. ::headdesk::

8/19/2008 12:38:21 AM

#640011


There are 800 breeds of dogs recognized by the Kennel Club so I suspect venomfungo is the booger picking moron.

8/19/2008 12:52:22 AM

#640012


So you can't tell a dog from a banana? Damn, man, that's fucking sad.

8/19/2008 12:52:53 AM

#640013
Cassandra

We get colourful expressions these days.

(I keep thinking of a... well, for the lack of better term, a *thing* that I saw long ago on some website. I can't remember the context, but nevertheless, the thing sure fits the above comment. Here goes: "monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner"...)

8/19/2008 12:53:29 AM

#640015
anonymous_troy

Ray Comfort can't tell a banana from a banana.

8/19/2008 12:53:59 AM

#640018
Amanda

Okay. A dog is not a banana. What's your point?

8/19/2008 12:55:02 AM

#640028
pete

Dogs are not bananas. But they are both man made species that, for some reason, Creationists think have some relevance to the discussion of the natural processes of evolution.

Plus, the Buy-bull flood never happened. It's a physical impossibility. It's among the least plausible stories in the entire Buy-bull.

8/19/2008 12:59:58 AM

#640063
Mister Spak

Hey banannaman -

There's the kind that creeps upon the earth and the kind that swims in the sea. Are land turtles and sea turtles the same kind, or a different kind?

The creation "scientists" were literally in court on the witness (witless?) stand being asked this question, and they had no answer. How about you? What is your answer and why?

8/19/2008 1:21:01 AM

#640091
myheadhurts

And that defines kind how?

8/19/2008 1:38:19 AM
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