Lightning and thunder are signs of the coming of judgement...is there anyone you need to warn? This is not a coincidence... God is warning us!
[10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Shit dude! You need to get out your padded cell more.
There's over 3 billion lightning strikes globally per annum.
6/30/2006 8:06:55 AM
Okay, I've heard the one about thunder being the sound of the angels bowling, and lightning being the flashing arcade-style lights that celebrate a strike, but this is ridiculous.
7/1/2006 12:49:42 AM
Napoleon the Clown
Science has a rational explanation for lightning. But education is a sin, right?
7/1/2006 3:24:41 AM
Wait till i fire up my tesla coil...
9/22/2008 12:02:03 PM
Ben Franklin cleared that up in the 18th century, fuckwit.
9/23/2008 7:44:48 PM
To paraphrase Tobias Slater, Witch Locator in
Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible
: "Don't be frightened - the thunder you hear is God applauding our work. And the lightning... well... that's just showing off."
9/23/2008 10:50:22 PM
"Lightning and thunder are signs of the coming of judgement"
And here was I thinking it was the sign of a coming storm. Silly me.
9/24/2008 2:44:09 AM
This one is so stupid that even Rupture Ready erased the thread to save further embarrassment.
9/24/2008 3:35:29 AM
Since lightning and thunder have been happening on this planet for hundreds of millions of years, isn't that like making a "WARNING: Road Construction 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Feet Ahead" sign?
9/24/2008 6:51:47 AM
Noooo it's Thor swinging his hammer!
Bow or be struck!
9/24/2008 8:51:59 AM
Big sky man make boom-boom noise!
9/24/2008 11:27:15 AM
Trying cracking open a science book sometime. It will do you a world of good.
7/12/2010 9:16:39 PM