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Lightning and thunder are signs of the coming of judgement...is there anyone you need to warn? This is not a coincidence... God is warning us!

architectlink, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#48042
Julian

Shit dude! You need to get out your padded cell more.

There's over 3 billion lightning strikes globally per annum.
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2001/ast05dec_1.htm

6/30/2006 8:06:55 AM

#48268
Crosis

Okay, I've heard the one about thunder being the sound of the angels bowling, and lightning being the flashing arcade-style lights that celebrate a strike, but this is ridiculous.

7/1/2006 12:49:42 AM

#48314
Napoleon the Clown

Science has a rational explanation for lightning. But education is a sin, right?

7/1/2006 3:24:41 AM

#693555
aaa

Wait till i fire up my tesla coil...

9/22/2008 12:02:03 PM

#695189
Quantum Mechanic

Ben Franklin cleared that up in the 18th century, fuckwit.

9/23/2008 7:44:48 PM

#695337
Carbonated Margarine

To paraphrase Tobias Slater, Witch Locator in Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible: "Don't be frightened - the thunder you hear is God applauding our work. And the lightning... well... that's just showing off."

9/23/2008 10:50:22 PM

#695522
Lilith

"Lightning and thunder are signs of the coming of judgement"
And here was I thinking it was the sign of a coming storm. Silly me.

9/24/2008 2:44:09 AM

#695560
Michael

This one is so stupid that even Rupture Ready erased the thread to save further embarrassment.

9/24/2008 3:35:29 AM

#695729
Slayer

Since lightning and thunder have been happening on this planet for hundreds of millions of years, isn't that like making a "WARNING: Road Construction 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Feet Ahead" sign?

9/24/2008 6:51:47 AM

#695766
Freboy

Noooo it's Thor swinging his hammer!

Bow or be struck!

9/24/2008 8:51:59 AM

#695886
MarkS

Big sky man make boom-boom noise!

9/24/2008 11:27:15 AM

#1179644
Lilith

Trying cracking open a science book sometime. It will do you a world of good.

7/12/2010 9:16:39 PM
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