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(Dani:
I have a question. It's dangerous to cast out demons when a person is not a Christian. How is that with children? Is that the same, or are there circumstances that demons can be cast out, even if the child isn't a Christian?)

Small children it's okay. My mom cast demons out of me when I was little.

mm1991, Ministering Deliverance 23 Comments [8/16/2008 7:42:22 PM]
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#636422
Miss Blasphemy

It's dangerous to cast out demons when a person is not a Christian.

Oh, because they are not deluded and will not believe your bullshit?



8/16/2008 7:47:15 PM

#636428
Jay-Sus

They're not convinced by my deluded bullshit? Get the Bible, iron cross and branding iron. We got a demon to cast out.

8/16/2008 7:49:33 PM

#636437
Jesus Klingon

"My mom cast demons out of me when I was little."

What demons did she cast out? The demon of department store
temper tantrums?

8/16/2008 7:53:16 PM

#636442
Old Viking

Half-wits.

8/16/2008 7:56:05 PM

#636454
Rainking

"My mom cast demons out of me when I was little."

And I'm sure you have the scars and burn marks to prove it.

8/16/2008 8:05:51 PM

#636476
aaa

Notice: This person is a time bomb.

8/16/2008 8:21:53 PM

#636497
Nero

Yes, god forbid you would try it on big children who would fight back when you try to scar them for life.

8/16/2008 8:29:41 PM

#636512
Godbuster

That doesn't even answer the question.

8/16/2008 8:37:14 PM

#636519
Nirjuana

"The spirit of Christ compels you!" Somebody has watched too much The Exorcist

8/16/2008 8:42:46 PM

#636610
Dark_Lord_Prime

"My mom cast demons out of me when I was little."

Spanking =/= casting out of demons.

8/16/2008 9:48:38 PM

#636618
Allegory for Jesus

"My mom cast demons out of me when I was little."

And apparently it didn't work. Unless, of course, the goal of her exorcism was to leave you as a guillible, unthinking husk of a human being.

8/16/2008 9:59:18 PM

#636623
Moon Wolfhowl

"My mom cast demons out of me when I was little."

Did she use a baseball bat, perchance?

8/16/2008 10:02:24 PM

#636644
Horsefeathers

"Small children it's okay. My mom cast demons out of me when I was little."

Oh, is that what she called it?

8/16/2008 10:19:59 PM

#636801
anevilmeme

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw." - from Heathers

8/16/2008 11:58:04 PM

#636831
alex77

mm1991, is 1991 your birthyear? Yes? Thank you. And now grow the fuck up! And speak with a counsellor about how and why your mom casts demons out.

8/17/2008 12:15:04 AM

#636859
Rat of Steel

"Be very careful, lest in casting out your demon, you cast out the best thing in you."

--Fredrick Nietzsche

8/17/2008 12:26:22 AM

#637208
Topaz_witch


8/17/2008 4:20:09 AM

#637226
Sten

Explains a lot...

8/17/2008 4:33:35 AM

#637769
Michael

There is no religion closer to satanism as indocrinated christianity.
A religion based on bullshit where the goalposts are fitted with wheels to make them easier to move.
Atheists don't HAVE demons to cast out.

8/17/2008 12:49:08 PM

#1260907
Allegory for Jesus

Little Christians' power of imagination is just so adorable! And disturbing.

2/25/2011 7:47:49 PM

#1261011
Canadiest

Theres an old saying, even a belief that burping a child is casting demons out. So this doesn't surprise me

2/26/2011 7:47:22 AM

#1261762
Quantum Mechanic

Why don't you just cast yourself off the roof of a parking garage?

2/28/2011 8:28:56 AM

#1261773
jas43

your mom should be in jail for child abuse.

2/28/2011 8:47:30 AM
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