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#636422
Miss Blasphemy
It's dangerous to cast out demons when a person is not a Christian.
Oh, because they are not deluded and will not believe your bullshit?
8/16/2008 7:47:15 PM
#636428
Jay-Sus
They're not convinced by my deluded bullshit? Get the Bible, iron cross and branding iron. We got a demon to cast out.
8/16/2008 7:49:33 PM
#636437
Jesus Klingon
"My mom cast demons out of me when I was little."
What demons did she cast out? The demon of department store
temper tantrums?
8/16/2008 7:53:16 PM
#636442
Old Viking
Half-wits.
8/16/2008 7:56:05 PM
#636454
Rainking
"My mom cast demons out of me when I was little."
And I'm sure you have the scars and burn marks to prove it.
8/16/2008 8:05:51 PM
#636476
aaa
Notice: This person is a time bomb.
8/16/2008 8:21:53 PM
#636497
Nero
Yes, god forbid you would try it on big children who would fight back when you try to scar them for life.
8/16/2008 8:29:41 PM
#636512
Godbuster
That doesn't even answer the question.
8/16/2008 8:37:14 PM
#636519
Nirjuana
"The spirit of Christ compels you!" Somebody has watched too much The Exorcist
8/16/2008 8:42:46 PM
#636610
Dark_Lord_Prime
"My mom cast demons out of me when I was little."
Spanking =/= casting out of demons.
8/16/2008 9:48:38 PM
#636618
Allegory for Jesus
"My mom cast demons out of me when I was little."
And apparently it didn't work. Unless, of course, the goal of her exorcism was to leave you as a guillible, unthinking husk of a human being.
8/16/2008 9:59:18 PM
#636623
Moon Wolfhowl
"My mom cast demons out of me when I was little."
Did she use a baseball bat, perchance?
8/16/2008 10:02:24 PM
#636644
Horsefeathers
"Small children it's okay. My mom cast demons out of me when I was little."
Oh, is that what she called it?
8/16/2008 10:19:59 PM
#636801
anevilmeme
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw." - from Heathers
8/16/2008 11:58:04 PM
#636831
alex77
mm1991, is 1991 your birthyear? Yes? Thank you. And now grow the fuck up! And speak with a counsellor about how and why your mom casts demons out.
8/17/2008 12:15:04 AM
#636859
Rat of Steel
"Be very careful, lest in casting out your demon, you cast out the best thing in you."
--Fredrick Nietzsche
8/17/2008 12:26:22 AM
#637208
Topaz_witch
8/17/2008 4:20:09 AM
#637226
Sten
Explains a lot...
8/17/2008 4:33:35 AM
#637769
Michael
There is no religion closer to satanism as indocrinated christianity.
A religion based on bullshit where the goalposts are fitted with wheels to make them easier to move.
Atheists don't HAVE demons to cast out.
8/17/2008 12:49:08 PM
#1260907
Allegory for Jesus
Little Christians' power of imagination is just so adorable! And disturbing.
2/25/2011 7:47:49 PM
#1261011
Canadiest
Theres an old saying, even a belief that burping a child is casting demons out. So this doesn't surprise me
2/26/2011 7:47:22 AM
#1261762
Quantum Mechanic
Why don't you just cast yourself off the roof of a parking garage?
2/28/2011 8:28:56 AM
#1261773
jas43
your mom should be in jail for child abuse.
2/28/2011 8:47:30 AM
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