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Quote# 45086

[When is abortion acceptable?]

It may seem on the surface like we are somehow against abortion. Nothing could be further from the truth. We pride ourselves in fairness, legality and balance, and we believe in these virtues fully. In answer to the question of when an abortion should be permitted, the answer is clear. Abortions should be safe, legal and free of repercussion in a little place called hell. It’s lovely this time of year. It’s burning in eternal hellfire, but it’s a dry burning in eternal hellfire, and if you’re asking this question, you might just like it there.

some pro-life website, http://abortiontracker.com/ 27 Comments [8/16/2008 10:23:58 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: TheJebusfire
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#636647
Smith

poe poe poe.

8/16/2008 10:24:30 PM

#636656
Mahollinder

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... oh man - haha - that was funny. That setup was marvelous.

8/16/2008 10:29:44 PM

#636659
Sinisterwing

I had a little bit of hope, but, no. There is no hope.

8/16/2008 10:31:12 PM

#636666
dpareja

Has to be Poe.

8/16/2008 10:41:11 PM

#636683
Jay-Sus

This site is just below YouTube on the scale of retardation.

8/16/2008 10:52:58 PM

#636689
Old Viking

Oh, you big kidder, you really had me going for a minute there.

8/16/2008 10:54:56 PM

#636699
Ozzie

A "little" place called hell?

With the amount of people you think belong there, it almost has to be the size of a small planet.



8/16/2008 11:01:18 PM

#636747


UberPoe.

8/16/2008 11:27:21 PM

#636830
t3h_fuhr3r

Badum-chh!

8/17/2008 12:14:57 AM

#636865
Mike

POE.

8/17/2008 12:29:19 AM

#636880
Typhon

Wow. That must have been the most psychopathically calm, gathered and murderous writing style I've ever seen on this site.
Congrats, you're really, really spooky.

I guess I should finally ask: what *exactly* is a Poe, and why are they called that way?

8/17/2008 12:43:32 AM

#636947
Gloria

@ Typhon

Poe's Law states:
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing"

8/17/2008 1:35:17 AM

#636959
Typhon

Many thanks :)

8/17/2008 1:41:04 AM

#636988
John

If someone wants to believe you go to hell if you have an abortion, fine. That's between God and the woman. In fact, if someone wants to believe you go to hell for eating cheesecake with the same fork you used for the chicken or for wearing red socks, that's fine, too. The problem is when they try to make it a civil law that applies to everyone whether they have the same beliefs or not.

8/17/2008 1:55:34 AM

#637231
Topaz_witch



Book
Quote.

8/17/2008 4:37:05 AM

#637387
aaa

I give you a well made parody.

8/17/2008 7:29:11 AM

#637411
Beeblebrox

Ok, I have to give the author of that a thumbs-up for style and dry wit. However, I have to treat the author with contempt for the actual content of the post.

8/17/2008 7:47:57 AM

#637695
Princess Rot

Abortion Tracker is a parody site.

8/17/2008 11:52:12 AM

#637719
Michael

Number of times fundies mention abortion - constantly.
Number of times abortion mentioned in the bible - ZERO.

This "sin" is raised by Men (who have the luxury of not having to cope with a bad pregnancy) or women who come from Stepford.
A womans body is not property.

8/17/2008 12:09:47 PM

#637979


I realised here that this site is a joke.

8/17/2008 2:59:22 PM

#639275
Mat

So, what's next? We're going to get quotes from the Landover Baptist Church here?

Can't we make a list on the front page of all well-known Poe-sites?

8/18/2008 2:18:22 PM

#643802
clockworkgirl21

We pride ourselves in fairness

I first read that as "we pride oursevles with fairies."

8/21/2008 2:09:39 AM

#1247507
Roscoe1989

This is the first documented example of a religious fanatic successfully utilising sarcasm and irony... Perhaps they are evolving ;)

1/21/2011 8:26:35 PM

#1285591
PiGirl13

List of Poe sites idea seconded. Maybe it could be on the submissions page, so people see it when it's relevant.

5/4/2011 5:04:00 PM

#1315350
CanadianBroad

I am more than pleased to announce that this website is no more. It is deceased, gone to meet its maker, joined the choir inviisible.

In short: It's snuffed it!

Whether this site was parody or not, the concept was disquieting.

7/27/2011 7:02:03 AM
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