Didn't know vultures could circle over a dead carcass for so long.
8/15/2008 8:10:38 PM
Carl Pagan? Awwww it's so cute when Fundies think they're clever.
8/15/2008 8:14:52 PM
He doesn't know anything, he's dead.
8/15/2008 8:29:58 PM
He's dead. Oh wait I get it. Very cleaver.
8/15/2008 8:47:31 PM
Carl's dead. Deal with it.
8/15/2008 8:50:44 PM
Actually the really funny thing is the fact that this statement doesn't match up with Christian mythology in any of its incarnations. Whether your discussing it from the point of view of the Trinity or the co-divine but separate philosophies, the "Creator" was "God, the Father" not "the Son." Basically, its a bad ad hominem attack on somebody smarter than themselves and a misrepresentation of Christianity. Must be a typical fundie.
8/15/2008 8:59:40 PM
Translation: I am an ignorant, hateful tool but my buddy Jebus will avenge me after death!
8/15/2008 9:33:11 PM
I'm pretty sure Carl doesn't even know he's dead.
8/15/2008 9:38:56 PM
You know, it's bad enough you march your dead Jewish Hippie buddy out for your macabre little puppet show, but could you at least leave contemporary people out of it? All it does is make you look like an insensitive ghoul. KTHXBAI.
8/15/2008 10:05:16 PM
Nope. God the Father is the creator. Christ is the one who killed a fig tree and got his ass handed to him.
8/15/2008 10:07:34 PM
I'm pretty sure Carl Sagan is rocking it in Atheist Heaven right now with Isaac Asimov, Kurt Vonnegut, and George Carlin.
8/15/2008 10:23:46 PM
First, its EVILution
Now its Carl Pagan.
Seriously what are the dumbasses going to make up next?
8/15/2008 10:47:45 PM
Answer : Did you mean Carl "Pagan"?
Oh, you wacky fundies. I never get sick of that one...
8/15/2008 11:02:29 PM
Allegory for Jesus
They will never even pretend that there is possibility for error, will they? I bet if they did, the brainwashing would wear off.
8/15/2008 11:45:53 PM
No, he teamed up with Bertrand Russell, and they're exploring the Pleroma.
8/16/2008 12:22:21 AM
Ya know, if he were a Pagan, it doesn't mean he wouldn't believe in a creator god of some sort. But let's not let the specifics of other religions get in the way of our childish name calling.
8/16/2008 1:31:57 AM
Scott you ignorant fuck! How the fuck do you know what fucking dead people know or don't know. Did Carl Sagan call you from the great beyond and tell you this?
In any case, Carl Sagan was a great scientist and a great man. You on the other hand are an ignorant fuck.
8/16/2008 2:21:09 AM
Do they really think that they're being witty when they call him Carl "Pagan"?
Sagan was awesome, his books and TV ventures managed to get numerous people interested in science (myself included), he believed in the importance of treating other human beings AND our planet with respect, and he was involved in a great many astronomical discoveries. The man has been dead for over a decade now -- do you vultures really have nothing better to do than to circle around?
Sagan = one of my heroes, so you'll have to forgive me if I start getting pissy whenever these fundie fuckwits start dismissing him and his achievements just because he didn't believe in a personal god.
8/16/2008 2:43:57 AM
Heh- at least the didn't call him Butt Head Astronomer
8/16/2008 2:52:19 AM
Unfunny. Try again.
8/16/2008 11:19:12 AM
Hey were are all the nigger lovers here? I know your hiding somewhere. Where you at willis?
7/10/2011 6:46:04 PM
you are a fucking ass hole!
7/11/2011 1:49:42 AM
How cute. It thinks it has a sense of humor.
7/11/2011 6:13:53 AM
No, technically hell is no proof of a God, either.
7/14/2011 9:35:19 PM
No, Carl's dead.
Jesus never existed you stupid fuck; A myth for the pathetically dim-witted.
3/26/2012 6:24:23 AM