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Quote# 44992

Did Carl Sagan believe in a creator?

Answer : Did you mean Carl "Pagan"?

If he didn't accept Christ in this life, He certainly knows that Christ is the Creator now!

Scott, Yahoo Answers 28 Comments [8/15/2008 7:51:38 PM]
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#634807
ArmandT

Didn't know vultures could circle over a dead carcass for so long.

8/15/2008 8:10:38 PM
#634824
Jay-Sus

Carl Pagan? Awwww it's so cute when Fundies think they're clever.

8/15/2008 8:14:52 PM
#634868
anonymous_troy

He doesn't know anything, he's dead.

IIRC.

8/15/2008 8:29:58 PM
#634903
Osiris

He's dead. Oh wait I get it. Very cleaver.

8/15/2008 8:47:31 PM
#634918
Quantum Mechanic

Carl's dead. Deal with it.

8/15/2008 8:50:44 PM
#634941
Some Guy

Actually the really funny thing is the fact that this statement doesn't match up with Christian mythology in any of its incarnations. Whether your discussing it from the point of view of the Trinity or the co-divine but separate philosophies, the "Creator" was "God, the Father" not "the Son." Basically, its a bad ad hominem attack on somebody smarter than themselves and a misrepresentation of Christianity. Must be a typical fundie.

8/15/2008 8:59:40 PM
#634985
alex77

Translation: I am an ignorant, hateful tool but my buddy Jebus will avenge me after death!

8/15/2008 9:33:11 PM
#634994
ID82

I'm pretty sure Carl doesn't even know he's dead.

8/15/2008 9:38:56 PM
#635057
GigaGuess

You know, it's bad enough you march your dead Jewish Hippie buddy out for your macabre little puppet show, but could you at least leave contemporary people out of it? All it does is make you look like an insensitive ghoul. KTHXBAI.

8/15/2008 10:05:16 PM
#635061
Old Viking

Nope. God the Father is the creator. Christ is the one who killed a fig tree and got his ass handed to him.

8/15/2008 10:07:34 PM
#635092
ozznova

I'm pretty sure Carl Sagan is rocking it in Atheist Heaven right now with Isaac Asimov, Kurt Vonnegut, and George Carlin.

8/15/2008 10:23:46 PM
#635132
Malkavian Jeff

First, its EVILution

Now its Carl Pagan.

What's next?

Seriously what are the dumbasses going to make up next?

8/15/2008 10:47:45 PM
#635156
nfp

Answer : Did you mean Carl "Pagan"?

Oh, you wacky fundies. I never get sick of that one...

8/15/2008 11:02:29 PM
#635216
Allegory for Jesus

They will never even pretend that there is possibility for error, will they? I bet if they did, the brainwashing would wear off.

8/15/2008 11:45:53 PM
#635263
Grigadil

No, he teamed up with Bertrand Russell, and they're exploring the Pleroma.

8/16/2008 12:22:21 AM
#635319
Moon Wolfhowl

Ya know, if he were a Pagan, it doesn't mean he wouldn't believe in a creator god of some sort. But let's not let the specifics of other religions get in the way of our childish name calling.

8/16/2008 1:31:57 AM
#635389
Rudq

Scott you ignorant fuck! How the fuck do you know what fucking dead people know or don't know. Did Carl Sagan call you from the great beyond and tell you this?

In any case, Carl Sagan was a great scientist and a great man. You on the other hand are an ignorant fuck.

8/16/2008 2:21:09 AM
#635421
Mrs. Antichrist

Do they really think that they're being witty when they call him Carl "Pagan"?

Sagan was awesome, his books and TV ventures managed to get numerous people interested in science (myself included), he believed in the importance of treating other human beings AND our planet with respect, and he was involved in a great many astronomical discoveries. The man has been dead for over a decade now -- do you vultures really have nothing better to do than to circle around?

Sagan = one of my heroes, so you'll have to forgive me if I start getting pissy whenever these fundie fuckwits start dismissing him and his achievements just because he didn't believe in a personal god.

8/16/2008 2:43:57 AM
#635430
wombat

Heh- at least the didn't call him Butt Head Astronomer

8/16/2008 2:52:19 AM
#635876
aaa

Unfunny. Try again.

8/16/2008 11:19:12 AM
#1308586
leroy bootlip

Hey were are all the nigger lovers here? I know your hiding somewhere. Where you at willis?

7/10/2011 6:46:04 PM
#1308688
Iczer-four

you are a fucking ass hole!

7/11/2011 1:49:42 AM
#1308718
Tempus

How cute. It thinks it has a sense of humor.

7/11/2011 6:13:53 AM
#1309724


No, technically hell is no proof of a God, either.

7/14/2011 9:35:19 PM
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Quantum Mechanic

No, Carl's dead.

Jesus never existed you stupid fuck; A myth for the pathetically dim-witted.

3/26/2012 6:24:23 AM
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