Evolution is anti-Christian nonsense and an affront to the one true Creator God.
I rebuke the spirit of evilution in JESUS name. OUT!
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I call upon Saint Dogbert to exorcise the demons of stupidity from thee. OUT OUT YOU DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!
Papabear: if some fundie ever tries an exorcism on me, I am SO going to use that line. (I already had something similar in mind in case I got suckered into a debate with the Wells Hall Preachers - a bunch of fundies who basically spend all day shouting at students behind one of the main buildings that they're all going to hell for various reasons - but the last part is perfect.)
"Evolution is anti-Christian nonsense and an affront to the one true Creator God.
I rebuke the spirit of evilution in JESUS name. OUT!"
my god!! are you this stupid on purpose?
Didn't do well in biology, did you Susan?
BTW, you ignorant bitch, Jesus is a myth for stupid people.
I rebuke the spirit of evilution in JESUS name. OUT!
Sorry, but magic spells don't work. Never did.
"Susan", you just showed again that your whole "religion" thing is nothing but magical thinking.
Protip: Not everything is for or against Christianity. Science, for instance, including the Theory of Evolution, doesn't give a shit.
I admit it's been a while since I read a bible, but I do recall a story where some random dumbass tries to exorcise a demon, invoking an apostle's name and Jesus'. The demon says something to the effect of "I know Jesus and I know [apostle]... who are you?" and tears the dumbass to shreds.
So, even in OPs fantasy world where exorcisms and demons are a thing... trying that would be rather dumb on her part.
Whoa! What just happened? I woke up this morning and - *poof* - no more evolution. Shit, I can't find my goddamned evo and I've looked everywhere. It's just...gone. Replaced with Jesus. Boy, am I in trouble!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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