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#627596
gh
Hey. It _sounded_ like rapture ready.
Guess whackos exist everywhere.
Go see a shrink.
8/11/2008 8:34:04 PM
#627604
christopher robin
praise jesus! the lord has blessed me with chronic depression!
this makes me feel sad :(
8/11/2008 8:41:12 PM
#627608
RavenWood
I really pity you people...
8/11/2008 8:46:11 PM
#627613
Jay-Sus
Anti-depressants. Doing more to cure depression than religion ever can.
8/11/2008 8:48:18 PM
#627627
Professor Cold Heart
Check out the response she got:
"Nothing is more wonderful than to be with Jesus. And often, when we are most alone in the world, He is nearest and dearest to us."
8/11/2008 8:52:33 PM
#627634
stoat100
bipolar.
8/11/2008 8:57:19 PM
#627642
TheOutsider
Emo for Jesus!
8/11/2008 9:04:50 PM
#627650
Miss Blasphemy
@ gh, I thought this was Rapture Ready at first, too. That says it all
8/11/2008 9:07:25 PM
#627651
maevemab
Why can't these people just get on with it? If you're that depressed, either get help or get gone!
8/11/2008 9:07:41 PM
#627656
kingoftheheavies
Such a. Dis-jointed, wordy. Salad of fail. Why must their depression. Have such. An effect on their. Ability. To converse like a! Normal human, being?
8/11/2008 9:11:41 PM
#627660
tracer
Translation:
"Why can't anybody else understand that I know the Secret to Life, the Universe, and Everything?!"
8/11/2008 9:13:05 PM
#627678
Illuminatalie
No, that's clinical depression. Textbook case. You're nothing out of the ordinary.
8/11/2008 9:19:44 PM
#627683
ignorance is strength, war is peace, freedom is slavery, etc.
8/11/2008 9:20:42 PM
#627726
Elphaba
the Loneliness of the Christian: cue pie chart
8/11/2008 9:38:16 PM
#627873
Tallon
Pitying...and pathetic.
8/11/2008 10:42:51 PM
#627889
Grigadil
don Juan called it "losing the human form".
8/11/2008 10:50:13 PM
#627928
Has she taken this from a masochist mag or what?
8/11/2008 11:23:18 PM
#628034
SurfinSeaOtter
Drink the kool aid!
8/12/2008 12:34:58 AM
#628048
Allegory for Jesus
"Feeling depressed because I can't share this joy with everyone I love."
Maybe if you just ran down the street screaming "I AM SO HAPPY!!!!" you'd solve your little conundrum.
8/12/2008 12:42:49 AM
#628086
Old Viking
How do they function? Where are the nice men in the white jackets when you need them?
8/12/2008 1:03:02 AM
#628228
NHBJones
"I'm depressed because I'm so happy!"
Yeah.... that makes sense.
8/12/2008 3:14:23 AM
#628256
Bri
Jeez, Christians are never happy, are they?
8/12/2008 3:35:18 AM
#628336
Sasha
I can understand why your husband is unsaved since he's seen how Jebus has blessed you with mental illness.
8/12/2008 4:31:37 AM
#628361
Carrie
There was a girl who was exactly like this in one of my English classes.
We were having a discussion and I mentioned something about a lot of Christians believing that Christianity is the sole answer to everything, which makes it impossible to find a real solution.
Then she went into some rant about how Jesus was her best friend and he does solve all her problems, and the only real problem is that other people don't yet know the joy she feels about being loved by God, or something.
I think a total of two people in the class took her seriously.
8/12/2008 4:56:31 AM
#628450
Nightboomfer
There's more than one Rapture Ready out there? I'm scared... for humanity.
8/12/2008 6:31:08 AM
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