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#627523
Old Viking
Praise God, indeed. He's at his very best when he's killing.
8/11/2008 7:56:33 PM
#627524
christopher robin
If an asteroid killed you, i'd praise god, for different reasons.
8/11/2008 7:57:33 PM
#627525
ArmandT
God: The world's greatest hitman.
Ok maybe not the greatest, since he's hardly discreet and sometimes generates a load of colloterral.
8/11/2008 7:57:42 PM
#627530
Poe Expert (Done 316 Poe things)
christopher robin beat me to it.
8/11/2008 7:59:54 PM
#627540
David D.G.
Typical fundie, refusing to answer a direct question, and just spewing more of his fantasy instead.
~David D.G.
8/11/2008 8:04:32 PM
#627541
Mayhem
Why wait for the asteroid?
8/11/2008 8:05:01 PM
#627544
BreeStar
If a known psychopath were pointing a gun at you, would you trust kevlar or prayer to save you? It's pretty much the same question.
8/11/2008 8:06:32 PM
#627547
Jay-Sus
Way to avoid answering the question.
8/11/2008 8:07:44 PM
#627552
Arts_Myth
Fish banana waffle-iron!
8/11/2008 8:09:44 PM
#627557
apYrs
Indeed
this 'tard would be grovelling before his/her god in orgasmic ecstacy, and all the while the atheist scientists and others would be seeking a solution.
And if they found it, this primitive would assign the success to prayer and god.
8/11/2008 8:13:16 PM
#627560
JohnTheAtheist
Whether or not you go to heaven with god it is still kind of dick move by him.
I think we should send Bruce Willis to blow the thing up.
8/11/2008 8:14:37 PM
#627566
LOLWUT
With science we might have a chance to protect ourselves from an incoming asteroid.
Christians are no different than demonhaunted members of some primitive tribe. No difference.
8/11/2008 8:17:52 PM
#627668
maevemab
*crosses fingers for fundie seeking asteroid*
8/11/2008 9:15:18 PM
#627688
tracer
"I'll be in Heaven with Him.
Just keep telling yourself that....
8/11/2008 9:22:09 PM
#627700
Amos
I'll never be in a vehicle which you're driving.
8/11/2008 9:26:36 PM
#627719
kingoftheheavies
I'll be in Heaven with Him.
You seem pretty sure of yourself.
8/11/2008 9:35:34 PM
#627936
How are you so sure that God will send you to Heaven?, are you now taking his name in vain?
8/11/2008 11:27:57 PM
#627993
Athar
Wouldn't it be better to start worshipping the asteroid? Y'know and beg it not to kill you, its probably just as effective.
8/12/2008 12:12:04 AM
#628021
D Laurier
Death cult
8/12/2008 12:25:19 AM
#628064
Mattural Selection
Your god is mighty, but his aim is terrible, and he seems to enjoy doing as much colateral damage as he can... usually while completely missing his intended target.
I'm a big fan of all those killer tornadoes he sends thru the bible-belt.
8/12/2008 12:53:41 AM
#628081
Allegory for Jesus
Funny how God never happens to amount to much until AFTER you are a corpse.
8/12/2008 1:01:23 AM
#628116
Grigadil
Isn't the proper term "meteroid"? An asteroid could wipe out a large segment of the world population.
We don't want that. Just something big enough for Jesus' Bitch here.
8/12/2008 1:26:02 AM
#628126
tracer
Grigadil wrote:
"Isn't the proper term "meteroid"? An asteroid could wipe out a large segment of the world population."
The two terms have nothing to do with the size of the object, only its composition and its location.
An "asteroid" is a rocky mass in some sort of orbit about the sun. It could be as big as the Moon, or as small as a grain of sand.
A "meteoroid" is an object from space that has entered the Earth's atmosphere. It could have been an asteroid or a comet before it hit the atmosphere, but right now, it's on fire. "Meteor" refers only to the visual image this object makes as it streaks through the air. After it hits the ground, it'll be called a "meteorite".
8/12/2008 1:36:02 AM
#628133
If an asteroid killed you and every other dumb fundie on the planet, I might be willing to believe in a benevolent god.
8/12/2008 1:42:05 AM
#628369
Andreus
Can you spell Death Cult?
8/12/2008 5:04:43 AM
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