Praise God, indeed. He's at his very best when he's killing.
8/11/2008 7:56:33 PM
If an asteroid killed you, i'd praise god, for different reasons.
8/11/2008 7:57:33 PM
God: The world's greatest hitman.
Ok maybe not the greatest, since he's hardly discreet and sometimes generates a load of colloterral.
8/11/2008 7:57:42 PM
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christopher robin beat me to it.
8/11/2008 7:59:54 PM
Typical fundie, refusing to answer a direct question, and just spewing more of his fantasy instead.
8/11/2008 8:04:32 PM
Why wait for the asteroid?
8/11/2008 8:05:01 PM
If a known psychopath were pointing a gun at you, would you trust kevlar or prayer to save you? It's pretty much the same question.
8/11/2008 8:06:32 PM
Way to avoid answering the question.
8/11/2008 8:07:44 PM
Fish banana waffle-iron!
8/11/2008 8:09:44 PM
this 'tard would be grovelling before his/her god in orgasmic ecstacy, and all the while the atheist scientists and others would be seeking a solution.
And if they found it, this primitive would assign the success to prayer and god.
8/11/2008 8:13:16 PM
Whether or not you go to heaven with god it is still kind of dick move by him.
I think we should send Bruce Willis to blow the thing up.
8/11/2008 8:14:37 PM
With science we might have a chance to protect ourselves from an incoming asteroid.
Christians are no different than demonhaunted members of some primitive tribe. No difference.
8/11/2008 8:17:52 PM
*crosses fingers for fundie seeking asteroid*
8/11/2008 9:15:18 PM
"I'll be in Heaven with Him.
Just keep telling yourself that....
8/11/2008 9:22:09 PM
I'll never be in a vehicle which you're driving.
8/11/2008 9:26:36 PM
I'll be in Heaven with Him.
You seem pretty sure of yourself.
8/11/2008 9:35:34 PM
How are you so sure that God will send you to Heaven?, are you now taking his name in vain?
8/11/2008 11:27:57 PM
Wouldn't it be better to start worshipping the asteroid? Y'know and beg it not to kill you, its probably just as effective.
8/12/2008 12:12:04 AM
8/12/2008 12:25:19 AM
Your god is mighty, but his aim is terrible, and he seems to enjoy doing as much colateral damage as he can... usually while completely missing his intended target.
I'm a big fan of all those killer tornadoes he sends thru the bible-belt.
8/12/2008 12:53:41 AM
Allegory for Jesus
Funny how God never happens to amount to much until AFTER you are a corpse.
8/12/2008 1:01:23 AM
Isn't the proper term "meteroid"? An asteroid could wipe out a large segment of the world population.
We don't want that. Just something big enough for Jesus' Bitch here.
8/12/2008 1:26:02 AM
"Isn't the proper term "meteroid"? An asteroid could wipe out a large segment of the world population."
The two terms have nothing to do with the size of the object, only its composition and its location.
An "asteroid" is a rocky mass in some sort of orbit about the sun. It could be as big as the Moon, or as small as a grain of sand.
A "meteoroid" is an object from space that has entered the Earth's atmosphere. It could have been an asteroid or a comet before it hit the atmosphere, but right now, it's on fire. "Meteor" refers only to the visual image this object makes as it streaks through the air. After it hits the ground, it'll be called a "meteorite".
8/12/2008 1:36:02 AM
If an asteroid killed you and every other dumb fundie on the planet, I might be willing to believe in a benevolent god.
8/12/2008 1:42:05 AM
Can you spell Death Cult?
8/12/2008 5:04:43 AM